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Offline Birch Boy

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #525 on: November 22, 2009, 05:21:27 PM »
Quote from: Phantasmatron on November 22, 2009, 03:15:36 PM
Quote from: ariich on November 22, 2009, 03:06:35 PM
It's almost like you get some strange kick out getting annoyed by her status updates.

I am sometimes guilty of this.  :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #526 on: November 22, 2009, 09:36:07 PM »
"going to sleep, seriously fml.. first day at a new job tomorrow, then advisor meeting at 3, then doing all of the English math and Spanish homework shit I have due Tuesday.... I fucking hate being this way and being a girl! :("

"may have messed up the one thing that makes me happy tonite; wide awake with alot on my mind."
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #527 on: November 23, 2009, 09:17:12 AM »
" the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob"

 :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #528 on: November 23, 2009, 09:27:37 AM »
Quote from: Chino on November 23, 2009, 09:17:12 AM
" the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob"

 :lol

Is there a hidden reference I don't get?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #529 on: November 23, 2009, 02:43:40 PM »
And the best one yet: "Eli Is anything worth living for anymore???
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #530 on: November 23, 2009, 02:45:29 PM »
Quote from: tri.ad on November 23, 2009, 09:27:37 AM
Quote from: Chino on November 23, 2009, 09:17:12 AM
" the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob"

 :lol

Is there a hidden reference I don't get?

As far as I can tell, Edward and Jacob are the two douches who fight for Bella in Twilight 2.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #531 on: November 23, 2009, 05:08:17 PM »
hates the feeling you get when you cry;; ugh i wish i could totally take back yesterday. laying down and hopefully getting sleep tonite.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #532 on: November 24, 2009, 11:53:56 AM »
You should "Like" that one. Just for a laugh.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #533 on: November 24, 2009, 12:14:05 PM »
Quote from: ariich on November 24, 2009, 11:53:56 AM
You should "Like" that one. Just for a laugh.

I love liking really awkward statuses.

"ugh I just want to go to sleep and never wake up"
*Ian [snip] likes this*

"I hate my life so much right now"
*Ian [snip] likes this*

"OMG MY SISTER WAS RAPED IN THE PARK LAST NIGHT!!!!!"
*Ian [snip] likes this*
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #534 on: November 24, 2009, 12:31:39 PM »
:lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #535 on: November 24, 2009, 02:45:11 PM »
 :rollin
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #536 on: November 24, 2009, 03:09:32 PM »
The last one made me lol very hard
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #537 on: November 24, 2009, 03:42:02 PM »
 :lol Nicely done.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #538 on: November 24, 2009, 03:47:55 PM »
Quote from: PlaysLikeMyung on November 24, 2009, 03:09:32 PM
The last one made me lol very hard
Huh, the last one was the only one I'm pissed at :P (But I think that if my sister was raped in a park, I wouldn't yell about it on facebook)
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #539 on: November 24, 2009, 03:49:28 PM »
Quote from: veronica on November 24, 2009, 03:47:55 PM
Quote from: PlaysLikeMyung on November 24, 2009, 03:09:32 PM
The last one made me lol very hard
Huh, the last one was the only one I'm pissed at :P (But I think that if my sister was raped in a park, I wouldn't yell about it on facebook)

With about 150m users there, there has to be at least ONE person whose mind is that screwed up. Seriously.
But it's OK if you don't. I mean, I'd have more important things to do than posting it on Facebook as well.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #540 on: November 24, 2009, 03:50:34 PM »
Quote from: veronica on November 24, 2009, 03:47:55 PM
Quote from: PlaysLikeMyung on November 24, 2009, 03:09:32 PM
The last one made me lol very hard
Huh, the last one was the only one I'm pissed at :P (But I think that if my sister was raped in a park, I wouldn't yell about it on facebook)

Do note that I have not actually seen nor liked a status regarding someone being raped.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #541 on: November 24, 2009, 03:52:17 PM »
Heh, no I didn't think you had. But some things you just don't joke about...except when you do :P
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #542 on: November 26, 2009, 02:48:22 PM »
"I am not happy to be Canadian when I think of climate change, I am a member of the axis of evil..... maybe this is what is felt like to live in Nazi run germany"

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #543 on: November 26, 2009, 02:51:47 PM »
Well I don't like the conservatives' position on climate change either, but wtf? :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #544 on: November 26, 2009, 07:38:15 PM »
"is thankful for too many things and deserves none of them"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #545 on: November 26, 2009, 08:11:10 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #546 on: November 26, 2009, 08:12:16 PM »
Quote from: ehra on November 26, 2009, 08:11:10 PM
"joined the group Purchase anything for 0 REWARD POINTS! 100% Legal & 100% Working!"


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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #547 on: November 26, 2009, 09:11:20 PM »
Quote from: Chino on November 26, 2009, 07:38:15 PM
"is thankful for too many things and deserves none of them"

Not really pathetic IMO.  Just humble.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #548 on: November 28, 2009, 10:40:23 PM »
"people need to fucking shut up. i was NEVER raped in a pizza hut, so stop with the rumors. k thx."
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #549 on: November 29, 2009, 11:54:38 PM »
Quote from: BirchBoy on November 28, 2009, 10:40:23 PM
"people need to fucking shut up. i was NEVER raped in a pizza hut, so stop with the rumors. k thx."
 :facepalm:

 :rollin :rollin :rollin

On another note, how is that pathetic?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #550 on: November 30, 2009, 07:52:31 AM »
It's pathetic because posting stuff like this only fuels the rumors.  If someone has heard the rumor, they may or may not believe it, but it's no surprise that someone will publicly deny being raped in a Pizza Hut, so it "proves" nothing.

If someone has not heard the rumor, they have now, and it's time for "the telephone game" to take over.  Word will spread of the rumor that so-and-so was raped in a Pizza Hut, but that will eventually reduce to a story about so-and-so being raped in a Pizza Hut, not that it was only a rumor in the first place.  The story has spread, and nothing has been squelched.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #551 on: December 01, 2009, 07:40:11 PM »
I don't know what to say about this one.

"wants to get drunk enough to erase this emotional stress im dealing with;;already lost one parent and now im about to lose the second. fml."

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #552 on: December 01, 2009, 08:00:37 PM »
What a vapid friend she seems to have.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #553 on: December 01, 2009, 08:16:26 PM »
"Give this hoes some shovels cause they be diggin my style"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #554 on: December 01, 2009, 08:31:30 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #555 on: December 01, 2009, 08:33:49 PM »
"fuck i got herpies!"  :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #556 on: December 01, 2009, 11:50:07 PM »
Quote from: Chino on December 01, 2009, 07:40:11 PM
I don't know what to say about this one.

"wants to get drunk enough to erase this emotional stress im dealing with;;already lost one parent and now im about to lose the second. fml."

comment: "Aww emily! Friday baby well drink our stress "
Yeah, kinda disturbing. I guess we all have our own ways of dealing with things ...... ? *shrug*
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #557 on: December 02, 2009, 11:14:10 AM »
Quote from: BirchBoy on December 01, 2009, 08:33:49 PM
"fuck i got herpies!"  :lol
The worst part of this is that it is spelled wrong.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #558 on: December 02, 2009, 12:41:52 PM »
Im not on, but someone just showed me the "International Skip School Day" group thingy.....the organizer....a real brain child has organized this event from 12am - 12pm.

Someone then pointed out that his skip school day is only a half day.

I think with his math skills he might want to skip less school rather than more.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #559 on: December 02, 2009, 12:45:27 PM »
"dont ever say you don't want to lose me. another lie of yours."

This chick frequently posts comments like this on her own page attacking anonymous friends of her. No one else understands what the fuck she's talking about.

It's call "private message"
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