A guy who nobody really cares about does Top 50

[Polis]

50. Metropolis Pt. 1: The Miracle and the Sleeper
Not really proggy, I wish it was heavier.
49. Trial of Tears
Cool intro, but by the time the second verse kicks in I get turned off.
48. New Milennium
Don't know why everyone hates this one. It is groovy.
47. Erotomania
Great song.
46. 6:00
I heard it once at a concert, I liked it when the singer went all gritty voice.
45. Caught in a Web
Caught innn a weeeeeebbbbb
46. Voices
Weird keyboard sound but I love it when he says "sex is death." So deep.
45. The Silent Man
Reminds me of slender.
44. Lie
Meh.
43. The Mirror
some guy grunts "Hypocrite!"
42. Lifting Shadows Off a Dream
Reminds me of Metallica.
41. Scarred
I can't even hear what the guy is saying at the beginning.
40. Space-Dye Vest
Try enjoying at the swimming pool... *awkward silence ensues*
39. Lines in the Sand
If this turned into an instrumental, it would be a better song.
38. Hell's Kitchen
Now that's what I'm talking about.
37. Outcry
Techno-beat at the beginning was best part.
36. Breaking all Illusions
random guy muttering was best part.
35. Hollow Years
what are they even talking about?
34. Beneath the Surface
What is the point of this song? The album would be fine without it. Good song though.
33. Another Day
more like another gay if you ask me.
32. This Dying Soul
by the way, I hate scenes from a memory.
31. The Glass Prison
Weak intro, they should've lengthened the second half instrumental.
30. A Change of Seasons
Too long
29. Octavarium
Same
28. Lost Not Forgotten
I actually don't remember anything about this song, at the time I thought it was cool.
27. Surrounded
"So energy, power." -Wayne Gretsky
26. Hollow Years
dem feels
25. As I Am
Reminds me of pink floyd
24. Prophets of War
Profit! Prophet! I get it!
23. These Walls
intro sounds like a truck
22. I Walk Beside You
Riff reminds me of Tool
21. Honor Thy Father
I love my dad, I showed him this song and he made it his ringtone!
20. Vacant
"Let's stare the problem... right in the eeeyyesss.. hmm hmm ffrom coast to coast." -Mike Portnoy
19. The Great Debate
Main theme sounds too much like U2. Pretty good though.
18. Hollow Years
Talk about muse clone! Amirite? Can a brother relate? *holds up hand for high five, no one in the vicinity moves*
17. Stream of Consciousness
kick x2 tom x4 kick x2 tom x4 kick x2 snare x4 crash
16. Endless Sacrifice
Man do I hate SFAM
15. The Count of Tuscany
Portnoy at his best here. Absolutely adore his timbre. One of his highlights: "IMPROVED WITH AGE!"
14. Disappear
Obligatory kneeling and bowing/thumbs up/metal signaller emoticon.
13. Losing Time
No make-up girl gets burned by singer.
12. In the Name of God
what are the people saying at the end?
11. Blind Faith
That is where you will find me; out there, waiting for hedgerooooooooooooooowwwww
10. On the Backs of Angels
Also heard it at the concert. So powerful.
9. This is the Life
Reminds me of Welcome to My Life by simple plan.
8. Eve
I'm unique!
7. Raise the Knife
I've never heard of this song in my life. People keep saying it's good though.
6. Speak to Me
obligatory top-10 ballad to make it seem like I'm deep and there's a different side to me other than metal.
5. Don't Look Past Me

4. Ytse Jam
didn't know they had my jam
3. One Last Time
the only good song on SFAM. Dead serious right now.
2. Hollow Years
this song makes me hard
1. Innocence Faded
Reminds me of Psychosane by Mike Portnoy.

So there you have it. It's 5 in the morning, I despise life, and I'm pretty sure I've gone half insane trying to justify my existence and trying to finish this paper due tomorrow. Cheers.

[GasparXR]

"No make-up girl gets burned by singer"

[Zydar]

 

[?]

LSOAD sounds like Metallica?

[Eldomm]

[Ben_Jamin]

Hollow Years is listed 4 times...hahaha.

[Zydar]

"What is the point of this song? The album would be fine without it. Good song though."

[SomeoneLikeHim]

Thread of the year? 

[Scorpion]

[Nihil-Morari]

 

[Onno]

This is fantastic 

[hefdaddy42]

WTF I don't know whether to lock the thread or call the authorities.

[wasteland]

WTF I don't know whether to lock the thread or call the authorities.

25. As I Am
Reminds me of pink floyd

Call the authorities.

[wolfking]

21. Honor Thy Father
I love my dad, I showed him this song and he made it his ringtone!

[hefdaddy42]

WTF I don't know whether to lock the thread or call the authorities.

25. As I Am
Reminds me of pink floyd

Call the authorities.

Thanks, I'll wait for a little more input.

[Zook]

Usually I roll my eyes when people say certain threads need to be archived, but ARCHIVE THIS BITCH NOW.

[Mladen]

Brilliant stuff. 

[Elite]

jesus H. this is amazing

[Podaar]

7. Raise the Knife
I've never heard of this song in my life. People keep saying it's good though.

[Cedar redaC]

 

Polis, that was awesome!

[hefdaddy42]

50. Metropolis Pt. 1: The Miracle and the Sleeper
Not really proggy, I wish it was heavier.

[Lolzeez]

I'd buy a truck if it sounded like These Walls.

[OsMosis2259]

 

[lonestar]

21. Honor Thy Father
I love my dad, I showed him this song and he made it his ringtone!

Fucking brilliant!!!

[Yoshi Yogurt]

Don't look past me is a top ten song for me also, probably 9 or 10. Ya'll need to get Cleaning out the Closet.

[Ħ]

8. Eve
I'm unique!

6. Speak to Me
obligatory top-10 ballad to make it seem like I'm deep and there's a different side to me other than metal.

These two were amazing.

[theseoafs]

27. Surrounded
""So energy, power." -Wayne Gretsky" - Michael Scott

ftfy

[Ħ]

[jonnybaxy]

I don't know if i should cry or laugh....

[obscure]

Gold 

[hefdaddy42]

I don't know if i should cry or laugh....

You?  You should cry.

But I will laugh.

[jonnybaxy]

I don't know if i should cry or laugh....

You?  You should cry.

But I will laugh.

Why hef? WHY?

[Onno]

I don't know if i should cry or laugh....

You?  You should cry.

But I will laugh.

If you sigh, then you should cry.

[senecadawg2]

Job well done, good sir.

[DebraKadabra]

Why hef? WHY?

It's pointless to ask "why" - the only answer is that hef said so.