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Started by tartarus250, January 04, 2013, 11:26:16 AM

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rumborak

Dream Theater: A Cake

with songs like

- Chocomania
- Eating chocolate off a teen
-(Chocolate)-Barred

wasteland


Luigi



wasteland


aprilethereal

Let's not forget the new single A Fortune In Pies

Eren

A Fake Chocolate!
Through The Melting Cake
The Cocoa Factory
The Chocobese Youth
Chocolate Tautology

etc.

:angel:

JRuivo


King Postwhore

Quote from: rumborak on June 23, 2013, 01:40:42 PM
Dream Theater: A Cake

with songs like

- Eating chocolate off a teen



Cover tune.  I know.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

Luigi

Learning to eat.

Caught in a cake.

Cake`s kitchen.

Take away my cake.

One last pie.

Blind cake.

The great chocolate.

Solitary cake.

The cake that stumped them all.

A chocolate to remember.

The cake of times.

theanalogkid7

This thread is now simultaneously killing my time and my diet.

dparrott

Quote from: rumborak on June 23, 2013, 01:40:42 PM

- Eating chocolate off a teen


Hey now, we don't want the feds shutting us down.   :police:  Let's be careful.

The boxed version of DT12 will come with a plastic fork.


dparrott

"I turned around, saw a light shining through
The fridge door was wiiiiide open.....*burp*"

BlobVanDam

GOSH DANGIT DTF

I wake up and have to catch up with 4 pages of thread, and it's nothing but pictures of chocolate cake? Not fair!

TheGreatPretender

All right, since we're doing this....

Another Cake

Cake The Time

Cake For Sleep

A Change Of Filling

Beyond This Slice

The Dessert Carries On

Stream Of Chocolate

In The Name Of Cake

The Cake Lies Within

Pastry Attack

The Dark Eternal Chocolate

The Cake of Tuscany

Breaking All Diets


TheGreatPretender

Quote from: Ad134 on June 23, 2013, 04:59:38 PM
Surely Cake the Thyme, no?

Ah yes, definitely more appopriate.

And let's not forget classics like:

A Fortune In Pies

Light Candles and Get Away

The Ones Who Help To Bake The Cake

dparrott

Six Layers of Chocolate Decadence

Ad134

I wrote lyrics for a Constant Motion parody a while back called Chocolate Muffin (in the style of Weird Al). I REALLY never thought there would be an appropriate time to post it, but DTF moves in mysterious ways...


This nutrition, a blinding feat
On this plate, in front of me
You know I just can't wait to eat
And fill up this hole

They're all sitting there in a bowl
Resisting eating them is getting old
Tasty impulse of food desire
I want to chew it all

I tried to scoff it down
But I ran out of stuff
No matter what I've found
I can never eat enough

Frantic eating of confectionery
Keep on visiting this eatery
All this food is getting to me
It's out of my control

Slobbering through the cafe line
Out of money, out of time
I just can't stop eating this Chocolate Muffin
Eating more and more I go
I'm getting fatter and I know
Can't stop my stomach rumbling
FOREVER MORE! I SEE MUFFINS, CRUMBLING!

Chocolate here, chocolate there
Can you see my plight?
Munching down through the night
Crumbs are everywhere
Belching left, belching right
Now I can begin
Hundredth night in a row
Don't want to end

Masticate, defecate
Heart will start to burn
Tons of wrappers gone to waste
Yet here's another one
Ruminate, ruinate
When will I ever learn?
I can't see my feet from here
But one more turn

Obsessive eating
Compulsive treating
Still never beaten
I still WANT ANOTHER TASTY MEAL

Scattered wrapping surrounding me
Tattered crumbs of what's feeding me
Delectable cake debris
Until I eat again, uh

Slobbering through the cafe line
Out of money, out of time
I just can't stop eating this Chocolate Muffin
Eating more and more I go
I'm getting fatter and I know
Can't stop my stomach rumbling
FOREVER MORE! I SEE MUFFINS, CRUMBLING!

Slobbering through the cafe line
Out of money, out of time
I just can't stop eating this Chocolate Muffin
Eating more and more I go
I'm getting fatter and I know
Can't stop my stomach rumbling
Can't stop my diet tumbling
Slobbering through the cafe line
You have lemon, I'll have limes
I just can't stop eating this Chocolate Muffin
Eating more and more I go
I'm getting fatter and I know
Can't stop my stomach rumbling
FOREVER MORE! I SEE MUFFINS, CRUMBLING!

TheGreatPretender

I just sang that out loud. :tup

dparrott

I hope that chocolate cake studio pic is in the album booklet.

Lucidity

Let's all hope DT finds out how significant their chocolate cake comment has become to their fans.

Kotowboy

Quote from: Luigi on June 23, 2013, 02:03:15 PM
DT12: Chocolate Infinity.



Someone care to explain how that works ? i'm too tired to work it out :lol

Ad134

Quote from: Kotowboy on June 23, 2013, 05:28:27 PM
Someone care to explain how that works ? i'm too tired to work it out :lol

It doesn't. It's merely an optical illusion. Watch the large chunk as it moves and you will notice it get bigger. It's subtle, but a total lie :D

King Postwhore

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

Grizz

Quote from: Ad134 on June 23, 2013, 05:12:30 PM
(Lyrics)
I would pay to see this done. Is Constant Motion on Jammit?

theanalogkid7

If we're changing song titles would 6:00 become 0:30 (at 350 degrees)?

Ad134

Quote from: Grizz on June 23, 2013, 06:24:28 PM
Quote from: Ad134 on June 23, 2013, 05:12:30 PM
(Lyrics)
I would pay to see this done. Is Constant Motion on Jammit?

No, it isn't.

I'm hoping that it does become available some day, because I would LOVE to record that parody.

Mosh

Find some people and do a full band cover with new lyrics. :P

Ad134

Quote from: Mosh on June 23, 2013, 07:24:07 PM
Find some people and do a full band cover with new lyrics. :P

Easier said than done!

TheAtliator

I'll be the singer if you need one!!

TheAtliator

one out of five... CHECK! hahaha

Mosh

Quote from: TheAtliator on June 23, 2013, 07:34:36 PM
I'll be the singer if you need one!!
And I'd be totally up for guitar. There you go, 2 people.

TheAtliator

you gotta freakin love DTF... and isn't there an isolated keyboard track out there somewhere?

Implode

Quote from: Kotowboy on June 23, 2013, 05:28:27 PM
Quote from: Luigi on June 23, 2013, 02:03:15 PM
DT12: Chocolate Infinity.



Someone care to explain how that works ? i'm too tired to work it out :lol

Made this a while ago: