So I idly looked up Dream Theater on fanfiction.net...

[MoraWintersoul]

Lots of Metropolises and lots of MLP crossovers but then, this.

I don't know man, I just don't know

[Ultimetalhead]

...

[MoraWintersoul]

...

The worst part is, in order to make it realistic in the slightest (excluding the flying cow!) you'd just have to scrap it.

[DarkLord_Lalinc]

what is this

[Implode]

Oh my god what have you uncovered, Mora?

[MoraWintersoul]

Oh my god what have you uncovered, Mora?

I don't know man

[Dacling]

About a year ago I found that I think. I didn't read it so I don't know if it's the same on. Me, my brother and my friend were having a conversation at work and I was saying that there is a fan fiction for everything even remotely popular and to prove it I said I bet there is a Dream Theater fanfiction. I was right sadly.

[wasteland]

I read the synopsis, and I'm not going to dig further, for God's sake!

[MoraWintersoul]

You know, I'm just glad I didn't find any porn on that page, that would be too much

[Cedar redaC]

That was directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

[Dacling]

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7478688/1/A_Nightmare_To_Remember

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7693202/1/This-Dying-Soul

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8436975/1/Metropolis-Part-I-The-Miracle-The-Sleeper

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8490670/1/Metropolis-Part-II-Scenes-From-a-Memory

One more. I think that's all I can find through google. I'm sorry everyone.

[wasteland]

That was directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kNxv3EwfOc&t=36

[Dacling]

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4719717/1/Theater-of-Dreams-Scenes-from-a-Memory

I was wrong... a Powerpuff girls one exists...

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/270713/1/The-Spirit-Carries-On

and finally

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6464496/1/The-Count-of-Tuscany

a Twilight/Count of Tuscany fanfic.

I am done looking these up. Time to gouge my eyes out or something.

[MoraWintersoul]

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6464496/1/The-Count-of-Tuscany

a Twilight/Count of Tuscany fanfic.

"I'd heard the song "The Count of Tuscany" and thought its theme sounded a bit Twi-ish"

[Dacling]

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6464496/1/The-Count-of-Tuscany

a Twilight/Count of Tuscany fanfic.

"I'd heard the song "The Count of Tuscany" and thought its theme sounded a bit Twi-ish"

I kind of died inside when I read that. I guess you could say that this soul is dying.

[wasteland]

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6464496/1/The-Count-of-Tuscany

a Twilight/Count of Tuscany fanfic.

"I'd heard the song "The Count of Tuscany" and thought its theme sounded a bit Twi-ish"

I kind of died inside when I read that. I guess you could say that this soul is dying.

We just found the root of all evil.

[Madman Shepherd]

Well they had the internet and the time, so what the fuck? 

[Dacling]

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6464496/1/The-Count-of-Tuscany

a Twilight/Count of Tuscany fanfic.

"I'd heard the song "The Count of Tuscany" and thought its theme sounded a bit Twi-ish"

I kind of died inside when I read that. I guess you could say that this soul is dying.

We just found the root of all evil.

This is what she wrote. Strange as though it seems. We must try to forgive.

[wasteland]

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6464496/1/The-Count-of-Tuscany

a Twilight/Count of Tuscany fanfic.

"I'd heard the song "The Count of Tuscany" and thought its theme sounded a bit Twi-ish"

I kind of died inside when I read that. I guess you could say that this soul is dying.

We just found the root of all evil.

This is what she wrote. Strange as though it seems. We must try to forgive.

I won't go and tell the world her story, if this is what you are implying. 

[Dacling]

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6464496/1/The-Count-of-Tuscany

a Twilight/Count of Tuscany fanfic.

"I'd heard the song "The Count of Tuscany" and thought its theme sounded a bit Twi-ish"

I kind of died inside when I read that. I guess you could say that this soul is dying.

We just found the root of all evil.

This is what she wrote. Strange as though it seems. We must try to forgive.

I won't go and tell the world her story, if this is what you are implying.

I certainly never meant to imply that.

[SomeoneLikeHim]

What the actual fuck?

[VioletS16]

This is pretty creepy, but at least it's not a slash fic.

Oh who am I kidding I love slash fics

[LieLowTheWantedMan]

"Whew, it's really pouring out there!" Mike stated, matting down his wet, curly hair. "Aww, now I gotta redo my hair again..." Jordan looked at him sadly. "Aww, poor you!"
"Shaaat up," Mike mumbled under his breath as Jordan snickered.

I honestly thought it was gonna turn porn at this point. What I got was much better.

[Scorpion]

[wasteland]

This is pretty creepy, but at least it's not a slash fic.

I'm incredibly thankful for this.

[Implode]

I'm pretty sure we've taken care of the slash part here.

[SystematicThought]

This stuff is always horribly written. The names are usually horrible and the dialogue is shoddy.

To be honest, one of the ones I read was similar to how the Clockwork Angels novelization.

[WildeSilas]

I just my whole digestive system. 

[Orbert]

I thought it was brilliant.  I can't wait for the movie version.

[alirocker08]

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6464496/1/The-Count-of-Tuscany

a Twilight/Count of Tuscany fanfic.
[/quote]

I give it half a year before this person gets a publishing deal, all he/she/it'll have to do is change the names of the characters and hey presto we have another undeserving multi-millionaire.

[Scorpion]

I thought it was brilliant.  I can't wait for the movie version.

I would totally watch that, if only for making fun of the whole thing.

[Dacling]

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6464496/1/The-Count-of-Tuscany

a Twilight/Count of Tuscany fanfic.

I give it half a year before this person gets a publishing deal, all he/she/it'll have to do is change the names of the characters and hey presto we have another undeserving multi-millionaire.
[/quote]

The rest of this thread should be dedicated to discussing which work is better in terms of the quality of the writing. The Count of Tuscany or Twilight.

[hacko]

That was directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

The only proof I need to know that you read it too.

WTF man!??!?

[jonnybaxy]

Read that first one, that one was rather creepy and ended abruptly but i also read the 2 metropolis onesvand they were a pretty good read that lasted me a good 1.5 hours, thr only problem is, the guy clearly never saw the lyrics and kept making mistakes so it annoyed me and I just wanted to correct him all the time

[Super Dude]

This is obviously the handiwork of Mike Portnoy. Leaving the band had a pretty damaging effect on him.