If I were a Millionaire (A Day Dream)

[MrBoom_shack-a-lack]

If i were a millionaire i would just hire DT to do a private concert for all 5000-ish DTFers in my new newly bought private stadium on my private island located on a highly secret location! I would then hire a ton of blimps to pick y'all up....of course you will be blind folded during the trip or drugged or which ever you prefer! Then we will have the biggest mother fukin after party with the band and crew. During the evening you will hear Charlie Dominici covering 80s classics with some surprise guests joining in! MP will be DJ'in all night long! 

[theGonz]

I would have bought 50 tickets at the first rows at the Luna Park shows for 50 DTF users.

I thought you were going to say "for myself" 

[Progmetty]

If i were a millionaire i would just hire DT to do a private concert for all 5000-ish DTFers in my new newly bought private stadium on my private island located on a highly secret location! I would then hire a ton of blimps to pick y'all up....of course you will be blind folded during the trip or drugged or which ever you prefer! Then we will have the biggest mother fukin after party with the band and crew. During the evening you will hear Charlie Dominici covering 80s classics with some surprise guests joining in! MP will be DJ'in all night long! 

Okay you're talking Billionaire stuff, the total estimate of my plan from the first post came to 90,000$, you're talking about millions there!
And with all due respect; Dominici singing? Portnoy DJing? what a nightmare of a party that is! Why don't you just take us to your private island for a Mortal Kombat style contest?
Also if you're sending over blimps I'd rather join a flock of forklifts led by JLB, it's just as slow as the blimp with the added benefit of being able to hang out at rest stops along the way hehe


Just realized as epic as that fantasy is though; it's gonna be an utter sausage fest 

[MrBoom_shack-a-lack]

Yea i may have gotten a little out of hand there! 

[GasparXR]

Yea i may have gotten a little out of hand there! 

That many sausages would.

[Nekov]

Just realized as epic as that fantasy is though; it's gonna be an utter sausage fest 

We have several hot female DTFers and you were not planning to invite them? Really?

[Elite]

They would still be in the minority, but yes, Nekov is right.

[MoraWintersoul]

*hides*

[Elite]

what for?

[Nekov]

She is afraid of the possible gangbang

[MoraWintersoul]

Yes, I'm used to being the token female metalhead in the group (or in this case, proghead), but I don't know if I'd risk it with ~5000 DTFers

[Elite]

Don't worry, there only going to be 49 of us, other women included.

[MoraWintersoul]

Oh, I thought we were talking about Mr. Boom's suggestion now

[Progmetty]

Just realized as epic as that fantasy is though; it's gonna be an utter sausage fest 

We have several hot female DTFers and you were not planning to invite them? Really?

There's like 5 of them maximum, you really wanna turn this into 45 proggers trying to impress 5 ladies? cranking out the shiny hair gels and sucking their stomachs in? do you wanna see the fit guys flexing in the motel parking lot for no reason? do you not wanna be able to compete for loudest burp while on the RV? do you not wanna laugh devilishly as the other fellas struggle to breath after you've released a stinky one? do you wanna have to spend more than 5 bites eating your double cheese burger?
Wait a minute  Pros and cons considered yes we do urgently need the ladies to stay civil 

[Nekov]

Just don't bring Darklord cause then we'll all be fucked

[DebraKadabra]

*hides*

*hides with her*

[Nekov]

So, now if I find you I'll have double the fun