Dream Theater Kicks off US Tour

[ZKX-2099]

I AM THE FORKING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFT

[Rkeister]

Fork"Lifting" Shadows off a dream.

[Adami]

Fork"Lifting" Shadows off a dream.

Helps to read the thread first .

[FlyingBIZKIT]

Fork"Lifting" Shadows off a dream.

Helps to read the thread first .

Helps to UNDERSTAND THAT SOME PEOPLE DON'T LIKE READING THE WHOLE THREAD 

[Adami]

Fork"Lifting" Shadows off a dream.

Helps to read the thread first .

Helps to UNDERSTAND THAT SOME PEOPLE DON'T LIKE READING THE WHOLE THREAD 

That only applies when people DON'T READ MY ORIGINAL AMAZING BRILLIANT PERFECT GODLIKE BONER INDUCING POST AND THEN REPLICATE IT ONLY TO LIKELY GET THE PRAISE THAT I NEVER RECEIVED AS A CHILD I HATE YOU MOTHER!

....what?

[FlyingBIZKIT]

Fork"Lifting" Shadows off a dream.

Helps to read the thread first .

Helps to UNDERSTAND THAT SOME PEOPLE DON'T LIKE READING THE WHOLE THREAD 

That only applies when people DON'T READ MY ORIGINAL AMAZING BRILLIANT PERFECT GODLIKE BONER INDUCING POST AND THEN REPLICATE IT ONLY TO LIKELY GET THE PRAISE THAT I NEVER RECEIVED AS A CHILD I HATE YOU MOTHER!

....what?

It's alright to be afraid.

[Adami]

You're supposed to say "It's not your fault" over and over till I cry and hug you or something.

[FlyingBIZKIT]

I'm supposed to? What, is this some fucking movie scene? LET ME IMPROVISE.

[Adami]

I'm supposed to? What, is this some fucking movie scene? LET ME IMPROVISE.

Calm down Bizkit.............it's not your fault.

[FlyingBIZKIT]

No. It is. It always has been. I screw everything up. My life is a wreck. I think I'm going insane. I miss my dog. I want my chocolate. Where is the desk? 

[Adami]

No. It is. It always has been. I screw everything up. My life is a wreck. I think I'm going insane. I miss my dog. I want my chocolate. Where is the desk? 

I do not have your dog. I do not have your chocolate. I do not have your desk.

However, I have this for you. Hope it helps.

[FlyingBIZKIT]

Uh...where is Labrie?? 

[Adami]

Uh...where is Labrie?? 

You're LaBrie.

























INCEPTION!

[FlyingBIZKIT]

So that means..

[Chino]

The Forklift Carries On

[Nick]

I feel like the lyrical content of "Forksaken" would be forty times better than those of the piece of trash that's actually on SC.

Watch your comments, there is no need for bashing of DT here.

[Implode]

Man, LaBrie is really getting into bigger machinery. Do you think he'll look into getting a small backhoe next?

[Jaq]

Man, LaBrie is really getting into bigger machinery. Do you think he'll look into getting a small backhoe next?

Naw, man, that's a pretty TINY forklift actually. They make forklifts for the construction industry that lift hundreds of pounds with booms that extend a couple of stories in the air. Get James on one of those bad boys, we'll never get him back.

[bosk1]

Amazing.  When I saw them on the first leg of the tour, I said to James with a totally straight face after the show, "I almost didn't even make it here tonight, unfortunately."  With a look of genuine concern on his face, he asked me why not, and in complete deadpan, I responded, "I was stuck on the freeway behind some fool driving a forklift in a pirate costume.  Had traffic backed up for miles." 

James then did one of these:    and then turned to Matt Guillory (who was backstage with either his wife or G/F, I think) and said something like, "this is what I love about the Internet."

[Implode]

 

[TheGreatPretender]

Amazing.  When I saw them on the first leg of the tour, I said to James with a totally straight face after the show, "I almost didn't even make it here tonight, unfortunately."  With a look of genuine concern on his face, he asked me why not, and in complete deadpan, I responded, "I was stuck on the freeway behind some fool driving a forklift in a pirate costume.  Had traffic backed up for miles." 

James then did one of these:    and then turned to Matt Guillory (who was backstage with either his wife or G/F, I think) and said something like, "this is what I love about the Internet."

Wait, what tour? Dream Theater? What was Guillory doing there?

[DebraKadabra]

Amazing.  When I saw them on the first leg of the tour, I said to James with a totally straight face after the show, "I almost didn't even make it here tonight, unfortunately."  With a look of genuine concern on his face, he asked me why not, and in complete deadpan, I responded, "I was stuck on the freeway behind some fool driving a forklift in a pirate costume.  Had traffic backed up for miles." 

James then did one of these:    and then turned to Matt Guillory (who was backstage with either his wife or G/F, I think) and said something like, "this is what I love about the Internet."

Awesome.  Just freaking awesome.

[bosk1]

Amazing.  When I saw them on the first leg of the tour, I said to James with a totally straight face after the show, "I almost didn't even make it here tonight, unfortunately."  With a look of genuine concern on his face, he asked me why not, and in complete deadpan, I responded, "I was stuck on the freeway behind some fool driving a forklift in a pirate costume.  Had traffic backed up for miles." 

James then did one of these:    and then turned to Matt Guillory (who was backstage with either his wife or G/F, I think) and said something like, "this is what I love about the Internet."

Wait, what tour? Dream Theater? What was Guillory doing there?

This tour--first show of the first leg back in September.  Guilllory was hanging out back stage because he is friends with James (and possibly others).

[TheGreatPretender]

This tour--first show of the first leg back in September.  Guilllory was hanging out back stage because he is friends with James (and possibly others).

Aww, I thought maybe he played in the show, as like a guest appearance or something.

[Scorpion]

Amazing.  When I saw them on the first leg of the tour, I said to James with a totally straight face after the show, "I almost didn't even make it here tonight, unfortunately."  With a look of genuine concern on his face, he asked me why not, and in complete deadpan, I responded, "I was stuck on the freeway behind some fool driving a forklift in a pirate costume.  Had traffic backed up for miles." 

James then did one of these:    and then turned to Matt Guillory (who was backstage with either his wife or G/F, I think) and said something like, "this is what I love about the Internet."

Bosk, I salute you for being able to keep a straight face during that. I would have been rolling on the floor before even saying a word.

[bosk1]

It was perfect timing because I think the original forklift video was literally only a couple of days old and the S.F. show was the first date on that leg, so I'm not even sure James knew more than a handful of people had seen the video. 

[obscure]

 

[Implode]

Love the news on the ticker. Haha

[comment]

@Bosk:    

[OsMosis2259]

 

[bosk1]

I believe H may have witnessed that conversation as well (although he may have been off talking to someone else--can't remember).  He can vouch for whether or not it was actually funny.  In retrospect, I think it was.  But I felt rather self-conscious at the time because I realized shortly after the fact that I had rudely interrupted James and Matt earlier in the conversation, and I think James may have been slightly annoyed.

[Ħ]

I believe H may have witnessed that conversation as well (although he may have been off talking to someone else--can't remember).  He can vouch for whether or not it was actually funny.

Yes. Yes it was.

[theseoafs]

I feel like the lyrical content of "Forksaken" would be forty times better than those of the piece of trash that's actually on SC.

Watch your comments, there is no need for bashing of DT here.

Oh, sorry, boss. I'll be good from now on.

[obscure]

Q: Have you ever had a rough time going through customs?

Jordan Rudess: It's always interesting. There is the time the Pirate tried smuggling in some bananas, but I'll let him tell you about that if he likes.

full interview

[SystematicThought]

JON Myung?