so like dt is being attacked by communists...

[dethklok09]

Who would they try to kill first?



Let the debate begin

[BlobVanDam]

For a second there I thought we'd abandoned marriage analogies for communist analogies instead.

[rumborak]

Obviously JLB, since he's the pirate and thus the antithesis to sharing.

rumborak

[kiwiclapton]

Jm cos he's not Chairman Mao.

[Jaffa]

JP.  He's just the biggest threat.  They'd want to get him out of the way before he flexed them all out of existence.

[Yazman]

Well since I AM a communist I can't say I would attack any of them. Let's save that for Gene Simmons, shall we? LOL

[erik16]

Let's pretend this is a serious scenario: They have reason to attack every single one of them:

JP and MM are catholics. Although maybe they'll spare JP because he's a bear and you don't kill your kind.
JR is a wizard (and a jew?). They'll try and get access to his technology and then get rid of him afterwards.
JM and JLB are ancient species so they'll also be abolished. However, they might have a hard time locating JM because he's too silent.

[Yazman]

Let's pretend this is a serious scenario: They have reason to attack every single one of them:

JP and MM are catholics. Although maybe they'll spare JP because he's a bear and you don't kill your kind.

Not all communists are pro-soviet so the bear thing doesn't exclude JP. In fact, a lot of them are very anti-leninist Also a lot of them are tolerant of religion as long as it doesn't enter into politics so it doesn't necessarily mean JP and MM.

JR is a wizard (and a jew?). They'll try and get access to his technology and then get rid of him afterwards.

Communists aren't anti-semites, they are anti-racist explicitly

JM and JLB are ancient species so they'll also be abolished. However, they might have a hard time locating JM because he's too silent.

This doesn't make sense. Are you saying communists want to "abolish" every ancient species or something? o_O Humans in general are an "ancient species." Being a communist doesn't mean you want to wipe out old things. It just means you want direct democracy (instead of 'representative) and a different economic system (rather than the market system). It usually means anti-statism as well, unless you're a Leninist in which case you're a dumbass who advocates building of the state instead of downsizing it.

[Hprog]

They would go after JP first for daring to write something like "On the backs of angels". Maybe they would force him to do a public self-critic on the State-controlled media, where he would have to claim he was wrong and that, from now on, his lyrics will be based on internationalist proletarianism and praises to the Leader of whichever country these communists come from.

[Yazman]

They would go after JP first for daring to write something like "On the backs of angels". Maybe they would force him to do a public self-critic on the State-controlled media, where he would have to claim he was wrong and that, from now on, his lyrics will be based on internationalist proletarianism and praises to the Leader of whichever country these communists come from.

Funny but if you look at the message of OTBOA, it's critical of greed, corruption and wars to rule the world Something many of them would agree with.