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Kotowboy

#70
November 03, 2011, 04:38:18 PM
Mike Mangini's real name is 48056 syllables long. But he says it so fast - it sounds to human ears as " M i k e   M a n g i n i "

King Postwhore

#71
November 03, 2011, 04:40:42 PM
If you make Mike Mangini say his name 3 times backwards, Robin Williams will snort cocaine.  That's cause he's a genie.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

TheSilentHam

#72
November 03, 2011, 07:51:10 PM
Microscopic enlargement of a Manginigasm load

Marion Crane

#73
November 03, 2011, 08:12:22 PM
Quote from: TheSilentHam on November 03, 2011, 07:51:10 PM
Microscopic enlargement of a Manginigasm load


FTW

rumborak

#74
November 04, 2011, 04:27:07 AM
In after first creepy post.

bosk1

#75
November 04, 2011, 09:18:55 AM
"First"?

rumborak

#76
November 04, 2011, 09:28:58 AM
There was a lot of fanboism here, but if you find yourself drawing Mike Mangini's sperm in MS Paint, fuck that's creepy.

rumborak

bosk1

#77
November 04, 2011, 09:35:42 AM
I don't disagree.  I just don't think it was the first creepy post in the thread.  For example:

Quote from: bss4life15 on November 01, 2011, 04:24:39 PM
Mike Mangini can finish masturbating in exactly .2 seconds

Mebert78

#78
November 04, 2011, 10:00:38 AM
Mike Mangini's smile is so big and radiant when he performs that even the sun has to wear sunglasses.
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bosk1

#79
November 04, 2011, 10:05:35 AM
Mike Mangini wore his sunglasses at night before Cory Hart did.

eric42434224

#80
November 04, 2011, 11:00:18 AM
He used to do covert ops because of his speed.
Mangini was in the book depository.....AND the grassy knoll.

King Postwhore

#81
November 04, 2011, 11:04:48 AM
Quote from: bosk1 on November 04, 2011, 10:05:35 AM
Mike Mangini wore his sunglasses at night before Cory Hart did.

Don't mess around with a guy drumming in shades oh noooooooo.......
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

johncal

#82
November 04, 2011, 01:49:51 PM
1. Mike Mangini's drumming exceeded the speed of light, forced him into a wormhole and he exited in this galaxy, proving he's not from this planet.
2. He can stop a full clip from an M16 with his cross sticking.
3. He play's so fast you can't hear 1/2 of what he plays. Check in slow motion, there's a lot more, you can see him sipping wine.
4. He and JM warm up by fighting with drumstick v/s nunchucks. The other guys take bet's but it happens so fast nobody can ever figure out who wins.

bosk1

#83
November 04, 2011, 03:44:16 PM
Luke wanted to use Mike Mangini, but he was busy, so Luke had to come up with a backup plan to save the universe and had to settle for using the force instead. 

bosk1

#84
November 04, 2011, 03:45:28 PM
If we dropped Mike Mangini on Hiroshima and Nagasaki instead, the result would have been perpetual world peace and free strawberry Pez for everyone.

rumborak

#85
November 04, 2011, 08:26:56 PM
Jesus went to Jerusalem because Mike Mangini was playing a gig there.

E.S.

#86
November 04, 2011, 09:00:04 PM
Mike Mangini let the dogs out.


:neverusethis:

rush-signals

#87
November 04, 2011, 09:00:33 PM
Ha! Earth was formed just so Mangini could play for us!  :hefdaddy

GasparXR

#88
November 04, 2011, 09:45:57 PM
There was an 11th commandment involving Mike Mangini, but he didn't exist yet.

rumborak

#89
November 04, 2011, 10:50:03 PM
God created time so that Mike Mangini could play signatures in it. And He did so in 7 days instead of 8 because it was the prog thing to do, creating the universe in 7/8.

rumborak

farsight

#90
November 04, 2011, 11:08:45 PM
The real reason Kevin Moore left DT was because he foresaw that Mike Mangini will join DT in17 years. He trembled with fear as he won't be able to handle the awesomeness, and so he quit right then and there.

The m in E=mc2 really stands for mangini. The 2 is his pet.

King Postwhore

#91
November 05, 2011, 04:16:35 AM
There was one Commandment left off the 2 tablets and it said, " Thou shall not Mangini'd".
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

TheSilentHam

#92
November 05, 2011, 07:06:32 AM
Quote from: rumborak on November 04, 2011, 09:28:58 AM
There was a lot of fanboism here, but if you find yourself drawing Mike Mangini's sperm in MS Paint, fuck that's creepy.

rumborak

Apologies.  I'll keep my sense of humor to myself, going forward.

Knguro

#93
November 05, 2011, 08:57:18 AM
Quote from: rush-signals on November 04, 2011, 09:00:33 PM
Ha! Earth was formed just so Mangini could play for us!  :hefdaddy

Yes sir!

Marion Crane

#94
November 05, 2011, 09:16:58 AM
-Mike Mangini can play Battlefield 3 on PC on the highest settings with a Commodore 64

-Mike Mangini ate Mike Tyson's children

-Mike Mangini can cross the crooked step whenever he wants

-John Petrucci went back to Tuscany a few months ago with Mike Mangini shouting "Let me introduce....MY DRUMMER!"  the whole time.

Knguro

#95
November 05, 2011, 10:36:01 AM
Quote from: Marion Crane on November 05, 2011, 09:16:58 AM

-Mike Mangini can cross the crooked step whenever he wants

-John Petrucci went back to Tuscany a few months ago with Mike Mangini shouting "Let me introduce....MY DRUMMER!"  the whole time.

OMG those 2 made me laugh!

GasparXR

#96
November 05, 2011, 10:48:24 AM
Quote from: Knguro on November 05, 2011, 10:36:01 AM
Quote from: Marion Crane on November 05, 2011, 09:16:58 AM

-Mike Mangini can cross the crooked step whenever he wants

-John Petrucci went back to Tuscany a few months ago with Mike Mangini shouting "Let me introduce....MY DRUMMER!"  the whole time.

OMG those 2 made me laugh!

Haha those are gold!

Marion Crane

#97
November 05, 2011, 12:16:34 PM
Ok someone should start compiling a top 25 list.

theseoafs

#98
November 06, 2011, 01:13:18 AM
Mike Mangini can buy Paul McCartney love.

SystematicThought

#99
November 06, 2011, 01:44:51 AM
Quote from: bosk1 on November 04, 2011, 03:45:28 PM
If we dropped Mike Mangini on Hiroshima and Nagasaki instead, the result would have been perpetual world peace and free strawberry Pez for everyone.

Jerry O' Connell says it's gotta be cherry pez. (I hope people get the reference)

dbrooks22

#100
November 06, 2011, 06:15:58 AM
Drumsticks used during Mangini's live performances have to be sealed in concrete and relocated to Yucca Mountain

GasparXR

#101
November 06, 2011, 09:44:32 AM
Quote from: SystematicThought on November 06, 2011, 01:44:51 AM
Quote from: bosk1 on November 04, 2011, 03:45:28 PM
If we dropped Mike Mangini on Hiroshima and Nagasaki instead, the result would have been perpetual world peace and free strawberry Pez for everyone.

Jerry O' Connell says it's gotta be cherry pez. (I hope people get the reference)


That's my favourite movie ever! :D

SnakeEyes

#102
November 06, 2011, 09:02:19 PM
Wow, these suck.  LOL

BlobVanDam

#103
November 06, 2011, 09:26:57 PM
Quote from: SnakeEyes on November 06, 2011, 09:02:19 PM
Wow, these suck.  LOL

Thank god we have you to contribute something meaningful to the thread then, right?




Right?

Marion Crane

#104
November 06, 2011, 09:33:10 PM
Quote from: BlobVanDam on November 06, 2011, 09:26:57 PM
Quote from: SnakeEyes on November 06, 2011, 09:02:19 PM
Wow, these suck.  LOL

Thank god we have you to contribute something meaningful to the thread then, right?




Right?


BOOM!! Blob FTW
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