Have you ever had sex with a DT song playing in the background?

[ThroughHerEyesDude6]

  ...Yes

[obscure]

bahhhahaaha hilarious reaction

[Herrick]

Have you ever had sex with a DT song playing in the background?

No but that's a great idea! I always have problems thinking of what to play during fusion Next time, it shall be A Change of Seasons Thanks for the suggestion, mang

[Jaq]

Sweet christmas, this thread 

[Jaffa]

Why hasn't anyone made a joke about 'Wither' in this thread?

[Jamesman42]

Why hasn't anyone made a joke about 'Wither' in this thread?

Too easy, it's no struggle to relate it to this thread.

[Blazinarps]

I was just discussing with a friend how horrible it'd be to be having sex then have A Nightmare to Remember come on. Then you finish in time with the opening power chords. It'd be so traumatizing.

[E.S.]

I'd rather try Planet X, or perhaps Mr Bungle. That could make things interesting. Follow the rythm.

[GasparXR]

"This feeling inside me" - Finally Free

[Ħ]

"This feeling inside me" - Finally Free

Hey, whatever works for you, dude.

[GasparXR]

^ It was supposed to be a reaction from the girl, but ok.

[Gorille85]

Eh, it's not the best, really.

[alirocker08]

I can dream, need to find a guy whose into DT first :')

[obscure]

take me......

oh  you want a guy.....

[alirocker08]

Sorry bby gurl

[MoraWintersoul]

This thread needs to be necro'ed.

Also I'm just going to completely unrelated...ly say Images And Words, Awake, Scenes and Train Of Thought are really cool DT albums I love very much

[?]

Epic bump

Also I'm just going to completely unrelated...ly say Images And Words, Awake, Scenes and Train Of Thought are really cool DT albums I love very much

Hmm...


Anyway, this thread is pointless, since obviously prog fans are nerds who never get to have sex

[MoraWintersoul]

Totally, and we are so unfit we can barely last a single prog song

BUT THOSE DAAAAYS ARE GONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[wasteland]

 

As for the OP, when there was the occasion, unfortunately it didn't happen 

[MoraWintersoul]

Eh, don't feel bad... sex is overrated, Dream Theater is underrated, therefore it is more prog to enjoy the latter than the former

[?]

But hey, aren't some DT lyrics fitting for sex?

"I have cum for you tonight"

"Strike up your best X-rated posture"

[Zydar]

"Let it out, let it out"

[MoraWintersoul]

But hey, aren't some DT lyrics fitting for sex?

"I have cum for you tonight"

"Strike up your best X-rated posture"

[?]

"Where do you belong, anally?"

Anyway, this needs to be dug up again:

Metropenis Pt.2: Scenes from a Pornography

Seduction
Overture 69
Strange Fetish
Through My Moans
Anal Tragedy
Beyond This Bed
Through Her Thighs
Her Husband Ain't Home
The Chance of Paternity
One More Time
The STD Carries On
Finally Free(Of the S&M Dungeon)

My friend came up with a better one for Dance of Eternity.

[wasteland]

"Son, cumshot my way" comes to mind, or the blasphemous "Sex is right here on da Crucifix"

[?]

"SUCKS HIS DICK, CAPTAIN SEX!"

"Take all of me
The desires that keep burning deep inside"

[Zydar]

"I feel Elaine, I feel the breast"

[MoraWintersoul]

""Take all of me
The desires that keep burning deep inside"

Whenever that part comes on, I'm like "but why, James, why"

[wasteland]

"I feel Elaine, I feel the breast"

Oh, shite, this is not going to be unheard for quite a long time, I swear 

[Super Dude]

My girl doesn't like having music on during sex. But when I do, I use NIN.

[?]

A less pleasant experience could be described this way:

"A nightmare to remember
I'd never be the same.
What began as laughter
So soon would turn to pain"

"I feel Elaine, I feel the breast"

Oh, shite, this is not going to be unheard for quite a long time, I swear 

I've heard it that way for quite a while already!

[philmcson]

"Feel the erection you dream about!"

"We spiral twat disaster....."

yeah...........

[Zydar]

"You crave my erotic behavior"

[?]

"Who wants to come?"

BTW, I just realized that "Honor Thy Father" can have a disgusting double meaning...

[Ruba]

My girl doesn't like having music on during sex. But when I do, I use NIN.

Oh, is Sin on the playlist?

This thread was so epic back when I was lurking (). Nice to see that IT IS RISEN UP!