A Dramatic Review of Events (*updated)

[Implode]

When I saw this locked, I thought for sure it was going to the archives. 

[fsh3702]

OH, I ADMIRE THE AUTHOR'S LITERARY LEVEL.

[theseoafs]

This is HILARIOUS.

[LieLowTheWantedMan]

Thank god this was unlocked. It got locked before I was able to post this:

[Jaffa]

DUDE.

[XianL]

                                                  
                                                     
                                                     
                                                     
                                                     
                                                     
                                                     
                               


Too much?

[AngelBack]

I thought Douglas Adams was dead? And who knew he was a DT fan.  Enjoyed !!!

[TheOutlawXanadu]

[lonestar]

When I saw this locked, I thought for sure it was going to the archives. 

Same here.

[njdtfan]

Cool Bosk! It truly is a hilarious post by the OP. and one that I think us true die hard DT fans get.

[chrisbDTM]

tl;dr and read the last paragraph, immediately read the rest 

[reneranucci]

 

[TheGoodDoctor]

[WildeSilas]

[Cranky]

None of this is even credible, I couldn't find any of these interviews online, and I looked everywhere for the band MP started called "5" and it doesn't even exist... Way to make  this all up.

Yeah we get it, Build Me Up, Break Me Down sounds a little bit like Surrounded, that doesn't mean the whole entire album is a rip-off of Images & Words...
Let DT do whatever they want, it's their lives not yours.

[WildeSilas]

Dude, IT IS A JOKE. Lighten up. Have some fun. I made it all up. That's why everyone is laughing about it. 

[Cranky]

Dude, IT IS A JOKE. Lighten up. Have some fun. I made it all up. That's why everyone is laughing about it. 

Hmm, troll slightly successful.

I love your post, dude.

I was laughing out loud for ages at every sentence.

[WildeSilas]

Ouch, you got me. I love this place. 

edit: I'm picturing you raging at your web browser all afternoon trying to find references to "5" and thinking, "This poor guy..." LMAO!

[Cranky]

Ouch, you got me. I love this place. 

Hahaha,
it's all in good fun!

 

[serrano]

You son of...
Not cool, i was at work.

[Orion1967]

None of this is even credible, I couldn't find any of these interviews online, and I looked everywhere for the band MP started called "5" and it doesn't even exist... Way to make  this all up.

Yeah we get it, Build Me Up, Break Me Down sounds a little bit like Surrounded, that doesn't mean the whole entire album is a rip-off of Images & Words...
Let DT do whatever they want, it's their lives not yours.

Uhm...  joke?  humor, funny?   No?  nothing?

[aXygnus]

Reviewing the review...




A for effort.








And A+ for humor. Archive now?

[Crash]

Dude, IT IS A JOKE. Lighten up. Have some fun. I made it all up. That's why everyone is laughing about it. 

You have to realize that some of these DT folks have had their sense of humors surgically removed so the sense of subtle humor and irony go by totally undetected.

[LieLowTheWantedMan]

None of this is even credible, I couldn't find any of these interviews online, and I looked everywhere for the band MP started called "5" and it doesn't even exist... Way to make  this all up.

Yeah we get it, Build Me Up, Break Me Down sounds a little bit like Surrounded, that doesn't mean the whole entire album is a rip-off of Images & Words...
Let DT do whatever they want, it's their lives not yours.

Uhm...  joke?  humor, funny?   No?  nothing?

Dude, IT IS A JOKE. Lighten up. Have some fun. I made it all up. That's why everyone is laughing about it. 

Hmm, troll slightly successful.

I love your post, dude.

I was laughing out loud for ages at every sentence.

[lonestar]

edit: I'm picturing you raging at your web browser all afternoon trying to find references to "5" and thinking, "This poor guy..." LMAO!

Thank you for that image.

[WildeSilas]

*bump for update 

[LieLowTheWantedMan]

  Nice.

[WDADU]

Holy fuck 

The part about the side project with James Hetfield, Rob Halford, and Geoff Tate was pure fucking gold. Good job, sir, good job! 

[Progmetty]

Mike Portnoy had not only steered the band through the shark-infested waters of prog-dom, but was also president of the band's record label, foster parent to the other band members, and generally accepted as creator of the known universe and all its subsidiaries.

[hefdaddy42]

You get a cookie.

[farsight]

 
Post it on uncyclopedia

[lyfeternl]

OP wins...and there wasn't even a game being played!

Just pure hilariousness 

[XianL]

"Dance 'fer Eternity? Dance 'fer Virginity, more like" 

[i am fabio]

[Madman Shepherd]

I can't believe Cranky thought it was a serious review!  LIKE TOTALLY!