You'll Be Swimming With The Fishes

darkshade · August 30, 2011, 08:14:57 AM

I'm sorry, I ran into this pic and had to post it. It made me LOL hard

BlobVanDam · August 30, 2011, 08:17:09 AM

wtf

The Silent Cody · August 30, 2011, 08:17:41 AM

Lol, it not looks like old pic... that is one of the features that gives us ticket for life?

chknptpie · August 30, 2011, 08:21:03 AM

He looks pretty happy and relaxed.... with a dolphin.

Zydar · August 30, 2011, 08:23:02 AM

You'll find yourself swimming in a lake of... dolphins.

reo73 · August 30, 2011, 08:27:17 AM

This photo is begging for the caption game.

lonestar · August 30, 2011, 08:30:29 AM

Quote from: reo73 on August 30, 2011, 08:27:17 AM
This photo is begging for the caption game.

Agreed.

Blackfield · August 30, 2011, 08:31:52 AM

MP: I pretend this dolphin is John Myung, they're both so quiet and smooth.

Shadow2222 · August 30, 2011, 08:48:18 AM

For some reason this photo makes me want to really like MP again.

JediKnight1969 · August 30, 2011, 08:52:51 AM

Quote from: darkshade on August 30, 2011, 08:14:57 AM
I'm sorry, I ran into this pic and had to post it. It made me LOL hard

Is that my snorkel, or you are just happy to see me?

darkshade · August 30, 2011, 08:54:46 AM

Quote from: Shadow2222 on August 30, 2011, 08:48:18 AM
For some reason this photo makes me want to really like MP again.

Kinda makes you feel real sorry for him

BlobVanDam · August 30, 2011, 08:59:14 AM

Dolphins, nature's most majestic creatures. I wish I could just start a band with you and your kind. And I shall call it........ Majesty.

Metropolis pt.-1 · August 30, 2011, 09:43:33 AM

Hello, Dolphin, so glad to see you my friend, it's been a while.

ZirconBlue · August 30, 2011, 09:45:20 AM

The title says "swimming with the fishes", but that's clearly a mammal. Was that a mistake, or did you do it on porpoise?

darkshade · August 30, 2011, 09:46:52 AM

Quote from: ZirconBlue on August 30, 2011, 09:45:20 AM
The title says "swimming with the fishes", but that's clearly a mammal. Was that a mistake, or did you do it on porpoise?

porpoise

Orion1967 · August 30, 2011, 12:50:33 PM

This one time.... At Drum Camp......

lonestar · August 30, 2011, 03:03:52 PM

He has the tattoo I want on his hand.

DarkEternalNight · August 30, 2011, 03:12:02 PM

Quote from: Metropolis pt.-1 on August 30, 2011, 09:43:33 AM
Hello, Dolphin, so glad to see you my friend, it's been a while.

Madman Shepherd · August 30, 2011, 03:12:17 PM

Quote from: ZirconBlue on August 30, 2011, 09:45:20 AM
The title says "swimming with the fishes", but that's clearly a mammal. Was that a mistake, or did you do it on porpoise?

Way to be a hilarious dick!

GasparXR · August 30, 2011, 03:13:28 PM

I saw this a long time ago on his twitter. Why did no-one see this until now?

theseoafs · August 30, 2011, 03:49:29 PM

Two captions:

From "The Shattered Porpoise":
I am responsible
When anyone, anywhere, reaches out his fin

At this point, Mike Portnoy realized it was all a misunderstanding and, during a passionate embrace, pledged to tell the world about the dolphin and his brother.

robwebster · August 30, 2011, 03:51:07 PM

You know? This dolphin business is all well and good, but of all the marine mammals Mike Portnoy has befriended, this is my personal favourite.

Implode · August 30, 2011, 04:01:05 PM

Elite · August 30, 2011, 04:02:20 PM

So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
I tried to warn you all but, oh dear

I may not share your intellect
Which might explain my disrespect
For all the excuses you throw my way

So long, so long and thanks for all the fish

My world's about to be destroyed
I'm really getting all annoyed
Lie back and let you crash down around me

So long, so long, and thanks for all the fish.

- MP's last words before leaving DT.

Bolsters · August 31, 2011, 01:28:39 AM

Quote from: Metropolis pt.-1 on August 30, 2011, 09:43:33 AM
Hello, Dolphin, so glad to see you my friend, it's been a while.

The Silent Cody · August 31, 2011, 01:47:50 AM

Nice mammal face

Perpetual Change · August 31, 2011, 02:00:10 AM

Metropolis pt.-1 · August 31, 2011, 02:04:42 AM

^ I don't know whether I should laugh or cry at that

also:

The Silent Cody · August 31, 2011, 02:35:33 AM

Quote from: Perpetual Change on August 31, 2011, 02:00:10 AM

Zydar · August 31, 2011, 02:39:00 AM

Hmm that looks shooped somehow

BlobVanDam · August 31, 2011, 02:42:56 AM

Quote from: Zydar on August 31, 2011, 02:39:00 AM
Hmm that looks shooped somehow

Doesn't at all look shooped to me.

Because only MSPaint could get the edges looking that bad.

2Timer · August 31, 2011, 02:44:42 AM

Quote from: darkshade on August 30, 2011, 08:54:46 AM
Quote from: Shadow2222 on August 30, 2011, 08:48:18 AM
For some reason this photo makes me want to really like MP again.

Kinda makes you feel real sorry for him

Until he tells the dolphin that he doesn't want to see him again for five years.

Zydar · August 31, 2011, 02:46:07 AM

No wife analogy yet?

MasterShakezula · August 31, 2011, 03:13:03 AM

I have a question:

What if it turned out that Mike was Victoria, DT was Julian, and the dolphin was Edward?

Jirpo · August 31, 2011, 03:21:45 AM

So the dolphin ends up killing Mike and DT?

News:

You'll Be Swimming With The Fishes