If DT albums were women.... (Too much time on my hands Pt 2: The Reckoning)

[Vajra]

Which album would be...

The prettiest girl -
The sluttiest -
The smartest -
The nicest -
The snob -
The bitch -
The emo -
The dumbest -
The fat girl -
The girl that no one really notices -
The one everyone faps to -

**feel free to include more**

The prettiest girl - Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence
The sluttiest - Scenes from a Memory
The smartest - Images & Words
The nicest - Octavarium
The snob - Awake
The bitch - Train of Thought
The emo - Systematic Chaos
The dumbest - Falling Into Infinity
The fat girl - BC&SL
That girl that no one really notices - WDADU
The girl everyone faps to - A Change of Seasons

[Dark Castle]

Gag on A Change of Seasons.   

[FlyingBIZKIT]

Threads these days.

All I know is that Falling Into Infinity is not dumb.

[The Silent Cody]

Interesting topic   I will try it:

The prettiest girl - Images & Words
The sluttiest - Black Clouds & Silver Linings
The smartest - Six Degrees Of Inner Turbulence
The nicest - Scenes From A Memory
The snob - When Dream And Day Unite
The bitch - Train Of Thought
The emo - Systematic Chaos
The dumbest - Falling Into Infinity
The fat girl - A Change Of Seasons
The girl that no one really notices - Octavarium
The one everyone faps to - Awake

That was hard I count and it was 11 positions, so I think that when You were creating it, You were thinking about including ACOS in here, because I wanted to give ADTOE as the fapping one

[Pols Voice]

The new album should really come out sooner. This is just turning bizarre.

[Ħ]

The prettiest girl - A Change of Seasons
The sluttiest - Train of Thought
The smartest - Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence
The nicest - Images and Words
The snob - When Dream and Day Unite
The bitch - Systematic Chaos
The emo - Awake
The dumbest - Black Clouds and Silver Linings
The fat girl - Falling Into Infinity
The girl that no one really notices - Octavarium
The one everyone faps to - Scenes From a Memory

[reneranucci]

The 2 months before and after the release of a new album are always the worst on DTF.

[gm5k]

The prettiest girl - Images and Words
The sluttiest - ACOS
The smartest - Awake
The nicest - Octavarium
The snob - Six Degrees
The bitch - Train of Thought
The emo - Falling Into Infinity
The dumbest - Systematic Chaos
The fat girl - Black Clouds and Silver Linings
The girl that no one really notices - WDADU
The one everyone faps to - A Dramatic Turn of Events

Would have put Scenes on that last one, but the new album seems even more appropriate at this current time  

[Horatio]

If DT albums were women their left arm would be a guitar, their right arm would be a bass, their feet would be drums, and their teeth would be a keyboard.

[GasparXR]

If DT albums were women their left arm would be a guitar, their right arm would be a bass, their feet would be drums, and their teeth would be a keyboard.

And their tits would be James LaBrie.

[Mosh]

The prettiest girl - Scenes from a Memory
The sluttiest - Systematic Chaos
The smartest - Octavarium
The nicest - Falling into Infinity
The snob - Six Degrees
The bitch - Train of Thought
The emo - Awake
The dumbest - A Change of Seasons
The fat girl - Black Clouds and Silver Linings
The girl that no one really notices - When Day And Dream Unite
The one everyone faps to - Images and Words

[bss4life15]

The prettiest girl - Six degrees
The sluttiest - SFAM
The smartest - Awake
The nicest - ACOS
The snob - Black Clouds & Silver Linings
The bitch - Train of Thought
The emo - Systematic Chaos
The dumbest - When Dream And Day Unite
The fat girl - Octavarium
The girl that no one really notices - Falling Into Infinity
The one everyone faps to -Images and Words

[Perpetual Change]

Never-mind. Clearly, people are just sticking to the thread format so... I've got an idea for a different thread.

[Var]

Someone needs to make an "If DT albums were men" topic to compliment this one.

[Aniland]

The prettiest girl - Images & Words
The sluttiest - Train of Thought
The smartest - Octavarium
The nicest - Scenes From A Memory
The snob - Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence
The bitch - Falling Into Infinity
The emo - Systematic Chaos
The dumbest - Awake
The fat girl - Black Clouds & Silver Linings
The girl that no one really notices - When Dream and Day Unite
The one everyone faps to - A Dramatic Turn of Events

[RaiseTheKnife]

what is a "faps"?

[fibreoptix]

Six Degrees would be the fat girl. I mean, hell, just look at her. She's a double discer!

[obscure]

The sluttiest - SFAM

agreed 

[BlobVanDam]

The dumpy chick nobody notices unless they're really desperate - WDADU
The cute girl everyone likes, and is friendly to everyone - IaW
The chick who everyone thinks is hot, but her bitchiness and snobbiness turn you off - Awake
The girl who wore braces in school and everyone teased, but grew up to be pretty good looking - FII
The girl who got murdered in 1928 for cheating on her boyfriend with his brother - SFAM

Too specific?

[obscure]

Nice!