1 month!!!

[Captainchaos204]

exactly 1 more month until us pre-orders of the deluxe edition can download the entire album on the internetz!!     

[wammabe]

I'm already getting the boners... I'm going to have the greatest orgasm ever!

[DarkLord_Lalinc]

I'm already getting the boners... I'm going to have the greatest orgasm ever!

If you're experiencing a boner as of today and you predict it's going to last a month, you should go to your doctor.

[GasparXR]

I'm already getting the boners... I'm going to have the greatest orgasm ever!

If you're experiencing a boner as of today and you predict it's going to last a month, you should go to your doctor.

If he had the choice between a month-long boner and not being able to hear DT ever again, I think he'd choose the boner.

[Elsydeon]

If you have a boner lasting longer than 4 hours....call more ladies!

[Vajra]

I wanted to be the one to make this thread 

[jsem]

There should be a countdown ticker somewhere on the site.

Developers, get down to business. 

[Zydar]

There should be a countdown ticker somewhere on the site.

Developers, get down to business. 

https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/

[Captainchaos204]

I wanted to be the one to make this thread 

mwuahaha!    Well, I just hope that the album will live up to all of our expectations. (I'm pretty sure that it will exceed it )

[kiwiclapton]

Bonerville!

[jsem]

There should be a countdown ticker somewhere on the site.

Developers, get down to business. 

https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/

On the home page... that no one visits ever. 

[Hayden]

Waiting another month for this album will be beautiful agony.

[Jamesman42]

Bonerville!

I hear it's hard to make it there

[BlobVanDam]

Bonerville!

I hear it's hard to make it there

I heard that if you stay there for more than 4 hours, you should see a doctor.

[Jamesman42]

Really, that would warrant an emergency trip to Viaggravate Hospital

[OsMosis2259]

It just went from 6 to midnight

[jsem]

It just went from 6 to midnight

[wammabe]

I've had several premature orgasms, the largest ones I've ever had in my life. The boner still remains, I can't imagine what will happen when the new album comes out, especially if Petrucci goes anywhere near kill-zone mode. The Breaking All Illusions teaser already injured me. I'm extremely scared, I don't want the new album to come out anymore! 

[kiwiclapton]

Bonerville!

I hear it's hard to make it there

I heard that if you stay there for more than 4 hours, you should see a doctor.

I 've not seen the doctor yet!

[GasparXR]

Don't go see the doctor. Dream Theater is more important than your health.

[blackngold29]

'If I had an erection lasting longer than four hours, I would be dead... but at least they would have a handle to carry me out of the room.' - some comedian I can't remember


But anyway, yeah very exciting to be so close. Gonna have to start thinking about that "listen to each album each day countdown here soon."

[lonestar]

Bonerage in these pants reported too, and I have to wait for mine to be shipped the next day, but 11 days after, I get to be one of the first to see the album live in SF, so my boner will only get bigger and bigger.  Feel sorry for the guy in front of me at the show.

[kiwiclapton]

Bonerage in these pants reported too, and I have to wait for mine to be shipped the next day, but 11 days after, I get to be one of the first to see the album live in SF, so my boner will only get bigger and bigger.  Feel sorry for the guy in front of me at the show.

Yep no shirt lifters.

[obscure]

The topic of this thread is misleading     

[GasparXR]

The topic of this thread is misleading     

It's not. It's referring to boners lasting for a month.

[Captainchaos204]

time for people to start mangini-ing.. lol

[GasparXR]

time for people to start mangini-ing.. lol

When the album comes out.

[obscure]

The topic of this thread is misleading    

It's not. It's referring to boners lasting for a month.

Let's hope none of the pre-orderers gets excited on the download day and starts a new thread under the name  "two seconds"  

[GasparXR]

The topic of this thread is misleading     

It's not. It's referring to boners lasting for a month.

Let's hope none of the pre-orderers gets excited on the download day and starts a new thread under the name  "two seconds" 

It's a bomb timer. What a horrible ejaculation joke.

[Progmetty]

I just wanna say we're completely over hyping this album to the point where it's gonna be really hard for the album to meet this kind of expectations.

[Mosh]

If it does you owe me a cookie.

[GasparXR]

If it does you owe me a cookie.

What if it goes over your expactations? Does he owe you 1 + (amount of awesome over expectations) cookies?

[Mosh]

If it does you owe me a cookie.

What if it goes over your expactations? Does he owe you 1 + (amount of awesome over expectations) cookies?

Hmm yes he does.

[GasparXR]

If it does you owe me a cookie.

What if it goes over your expactations? Does he owe you 1 + (amount of awesome over expectations) cookies?

Hmm yes he does.

Bust out the cookiulator when the time comes

[obscure]

The topic of this thread is misleading     

It's not. It's referring to boners lasting for a month.

Let's hope none of the pre-orderers gets excited on the download day and starts a new thread under the name  "two seconds" 

It's a bomb timer. What a horrible ejaculation joke.

Why don't you respond to yourself?

Doesn't matter if you didn't think it was funny, it was still a joke.