Post something that would never be said on DTF

[Mosh]

Bosk is an asshole (Runs away)

[Nathan Explosion]

I'm super excited that DT has announced they will release cover songs of Green Day, Slipknot and ICP with ADTOE.

[Knguro]

 

[Knguro]

I wish Dream Theater would open for Godsmack.

No, that is just to much straight metal

[GasparXR]

DT recorded at BearTracks. I can't possibly link the name of that studio to JP in a lame joke.

[Knguro]

I love cowbell

[Implode]

John Myung sucks.


Now excuse me while I go wash out my mouth with soap.

[Jamesman42]

*snip*

That's where this thread will potentially head toward lock city. Please don't.

[LCArenas]

Images and Words sucks
Chris Collins is the definitive voice of Dream Theater
Desmond Child should have collaborated in SFAM

[Knguro]

That's where this thread will potentially head toward lock city. Please don't.

Edited, just be on "safe mode"

[Jaq]

Collaborating with Desmond Child was the single best move Dream Theater ever made.

[SystematicThought]

Desmond Child should have collaborated in SFAM

Shot to the heart
Victoria's to blame
The Sleeper gives love a bad name

Julian used to work on the docks
Union's been on strike
He's down on his luck...it's tough, so tough
Victoria works the diner all day
Working for her man, she brings home her pay
For love - for love

[Nathan Explosion]

I wish Adam02 would stop making dub videos, he isn't funny.

If it wasn't for David Pratter, I&W would have sucked.  

I think Eleckra and East West records promoted DT way too much.  

John Myung....Jewish?

I'm so sick of constantly hearing DT on the radio.

Why is the DT fan base mostly comprised of women?

The Majesty Demos > Awake

The current DT lineup absolutely sucks, they will never be as good as they used to be.

[Knguro]

Omg that would be a kick ass line up (not kiddin)

[?]

Charlie Dominici was the soul of Dream Theater!
The Berklee Demos were the highlight of their career.

[c0mpt0n4ss]

5/8 is where the action is.

[Ħ]

John Myung....Jewish?

I suspect you're not as new here as your post count indicates.

[Sketchy]

John Petrucci need to use more Guzheng.

[nikatapi]

MP vocal solos are the best vocals in all DT albums.

[wasteland]

Less piano, more BeBot, yeah!

[abydos]

That blastbeat was the best part of the song.

[nikatapi]

The last 2 albums had the best lyrics ever.

[Victor Alexandrov]

Let me introduce to you.
My brother.

[Lotion]

Dream theater is better than rebecca black.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

"Hi guys, I'm new here.  My name is Trixie.  I'm a stripper and I LOVE prog nerds."

[BlobVanDam]

"Hi guys, I'm new here.  My name is Trixie.  I'm a stripper and I LOVE prog nerds."

What? You've never heard of spambots? It might get said on DTF, it would just be a damn dirty lie.

[Zydar]

I want more ragtime on ADTOE.

[Bertielee]

JM is not of Asian origin, he's Swedish.
JP can only play one note per minute, and still he has to be fully awake.
JLB never had a vocal chord incident. He's just a bad singer.
MP never ever retweeted a message that was directly against DT.
MM cannot play in odd time, just straigh4/4.
JR is not bald : his hair grows inside.

B.Lee

[teoevans]

I love the techno version of SFAM

[champbassist]

John Petrucci's playing has no feeling.
DT are wholly responsible for MP's departure.
DT are bombastic show offs  

[nikatapi]

I'm so annoyed by how much JM overplays.

[chknptpie]

Images and Words is DT's worst album.

Wish this place was more like that other forum we are not allowed to speak of.

[Zydar]

I'm so annoyed by how much JM overplays.

Yeah, and they need to lower him in the mix. He's too prominent.

[wasteland]

JR is not bald : his hair grows inside.

B.Lee

Rolling On The Floor Bursting In Uncontrolled And Incoherent Paroxysmal Waves Of Inextinguishable Laughter, ROTFBIUAIPWOIL for friends  

[Bertielee]

JR is not bald : his hair grows inside.

B.Lee

Rolling On The Floor Bursting In Uncontrolled And Incoherent Paroxysmal Wave Of Inextinguishable Laughter, ROTFBIUAIPWOIL for friends  

I guess I'm gonna steal that ROTFBIUAIPWOIL from you!

B.Lee