Whoa! JMX on Twitter too!

[ScioPath]

you dream theatre fans have a really strange sense of humour!

It gets worse, trust me.

[AwakeFromOctavarium]

you dream theatre fans have a really strange sense of humour!

It gets worse, trust me.

Yes. General Discussion forum is where all the madness goes.

Also,  at this thread.

[abydos]

Thread should be archived for future generations.

[Chino]

TOTY

[perfey]

At first I thought it was real, then 

Well done!

[Kosmo]

I smiled. 

[ZKX-2099]

[SnakeEyes]

THIS IS THE BEST THREAD THAT HAS EVER EXISTED IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET.  

BOSK, YOU ARE AMAZING.  

[bosk1]

2010-10-18 09:16:45 - Unfortunately, the drummer auditions did not go well.  For each of the six drummers, they sounded great during the initial part of the audition when they were soloing.  Then when it came time for the rest of us to join in and jam, as soon as I would strap on my bass and start playing, they would spontaneously explode.  This happened six times.  The seventh drummer refused to go on with it.  I srsly need some Starbucks right now...

[Zydar]

[Perpetual Change]

OH. So Portnoy must have been secretly unplugging his amp all this time. So much for "hearing more from JMX" now that Mike's gone.

[erik16]

Would love to know who was the one who SURVIVED.

[AwakeFromOctavarium]

Probably Lars Ulrich.

[bosk1]

2010-11-11 10:17:18  By the grace of God above, everyone survived.  rororororororo

[jsem]

[emindead]

2010-10-18 09:16:45 - Unfortunately, the drummer auditions did not go well.  For each of the six drummers, they sounded great during the initial part of the audition when they were soloing.  Then when it came time for the rest of us to join in and jam, as soon as I would strap on my bass and start playing, they would spontaneously explode.  This happened six times.  The seventh drummer refused to go on with it.  I srsly need some Starbucks right now...

-294 characters. I think this is fake.

[Occasional_Madman]

I nominate this thread for greatest thing that happened in 2010, in general.

[bosk1]

2010-11-11 12:04:04  Time to come clean about something.  I didn't know Mike left the band until Rich Wilson asked me about it during the interview.  I was too busy playing bass to pay attention to what Mike was saying and just nodded my head in agreement while he was talking.  Wow, so he really quit?  Who knew!

[Zydar]

I nominate this thread for greatest thing that happened in 2010, in general.

Yeah, screw the Chilean miners

[Algo Fonix]

2010-11-11 12:04:04  Time to come clean about something.  I didn't know Mike left the band until Rich Wilson asked me about it during the interview.  I was too busy playing bass to pay attention to what Mike was saying and just nodded my head in agreement while he was talking.  Wow, so he really quit?  Who knew!

That cracks me up. 

[Global Laziness]

Stupid question, but has John Myung actually mentioned being big on Starbucks before? Because this thread was the first I'd heard of it and it seems a bit random.

[LCArenas]

[Silver Tears]

That was brilliant bosk 

[OsMosis2259]

 

[bosk1]

2010-11-15  11:31:13  Time 2 answer fan questions...

2010-11-15  11:31:52  From WishICouldPlayLykeJMX1193:  "JMX, will u play stick on the new album?"

2010-11-15  11:32:44  Thx, WishICouldPlayLykeJMX1193.  I usually stare down my Chapman Stick until it starts playing itself out of sheer terror.  That's how I wrote the bass line for New Millenium.  If it ain't broke, don't fix it, right?

[bosk1]

2010-11-15  15:18:44  JP just came over to talk about the new drummer.  Said he needed a snack.  Cleaned out a whole freezer full of salmon in <4 minutes.  brb grocery store...  :^s

[Jarlaxle]

 

[blackngold29]

[bosk1]

2010-11-15  23:44:12  The LI HOF ceremony was nice.  Thought it best to flee for my life when saw 2 dudes stalking JP.

[pmahoney1337]

   

This gave me a very good laugh.

[blackngold29]

@JMX Why do you think Kevin Moore is so quiet on the topic of DT?

[bosk1]

2010-12-8 21:56:33  Sorry.  2 busy practicing bass 2 tweet.  @blackngold29:  Let's meet at Starbucks to talk.  I don't know the answer, but I just want to work the free coffee angle.  Thx.

[bosk1]

2010-12-9 15:25:10  @Peewee Cox:  Is that ur real name or r u a pr0n star?

[ariich]

[ScioPath]

The Myung has acknowledged my presence!!! My life is complete!