DT's NEW DRUMMER Listed on Wikipedia

[MykeHavoc]

That was made aware to us this afternoon.

[Zook]

Well I didn't know that......................

[MykeHavoc]

I figured. That's why I told you 

[Accelerando]

No, I just edited wikipedia.  Travis Barker is the new drummer for DT.  Its true.

whut??? haha i es drunk and edit thst shittrr

[JayOctavarium]

https://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dream_Theater

[moffatt]

LMAO that page is soo funy 

Especially these

Lars Ulrich - Groupie.

His final words to his former bandmates were "EAT MY ASS AND BALLS!"

Either way, the members of Dream Theater were supposed to replace their respective instruments with foot pedals to trigger the cacophony of bass drums, causing Jordan Ruddess to comment that he actually has an iPhone app for that. Portnoy has a Blackberry, and this difference could not be negotiated, causing him to leave the band.

[wolfking]

LaBrie is also known throughout the universe as being the only currently living lifeform to perform a sustained F# note (considered one of the most difficult notes to play, only second to the Z note) for over 9 and a half hours without stopping. One day, back in 2007 in the Making of Systematic Ants, Mike Portnoy said that he was no longer allowed to sing hich pitched notes on DT. However, he couldn't stop his vocal chords of doing it, so he was forced to grow up a beard in order to control his vocal range. It is said that, the day he shaves it off, he'll sing a note so high that Jordan Rudess will have to use a 3-hour continuum solo to stop him from destroying all types of glass over the world.

Wut??? 

[?]

"HOLY SHIT! our singer is Canadian?"
    ~ John Petruccui on James Labrie

    "HOLY SHIT! this is an American band?"
    ~ James Labrie in response to Petrucci

[ReaPsTA]

I have no idea if that Uncyclopedia page is actually funny, but I do appreciate how it talks about Dream Theater's existence as an event on a Biblical scale.

[Mladen]

Although all of this shit is giving me an amazing laugh, please stop fucking up the pages on wikipedia. 

[mainframe004]

Oh shut up. It's a great place to collect a ton of easily accessible information. Plus it's more of a hub than a source given the number of links to the actual sources. You're acting like Wikipedia is still in its infancy where it was the cool thing to fuck to pages whereas it's actually heavily moderated and you'd need to need to be downright dumb not to notice if anything was wrong.

*worships the ground you walk on*

Finally, someone with the balls to knock some sense into people who say Wikipedia isn't a legitimate website.

[Perpetual Change]

I don't think anyone said it isn't a legitimate website.

[moffatt]

Wikipedia is my bible for some studies

[Pirate]

... bible studies?