Dream Theater's Untitled 11th Album: Make a fake tracklist / title

[jsem]

 

[Mladen]

The Best Them

This is what the album should be called. It would be the best album title of all time. 

[jsem]

The Best Them

This is what the album should be called. It would be the best album title of all time. 

LOL

Sux that only DTF lurkers will get it

[rumborak]

Dream Theater 11: "No-show"

1. Cool, let's do a drumless tune, that will shake things up for the fans (6:32)
2. Hmm, I guess another one, we'll stick that one at the end (2:43)
3. It's late afternoon, wasn't he supposed to show up in the morning? (10:02)
3. Surely he'll be super-early today because he couldn't make it yesterday (8:11)
4. Fuck, I guess we don't have a drummer after all (0:53)
5. The Phone (20:33)
     I) No way, I'm not calling Mike (JP)
     II) Don't look at me, I'm not doing it either (JR)
     III) I never liked the guy in the first place! (JLB)
     IV) Instrumental (JM)
6. Studio time is up! (1:18)

[ThroughHerEyesDude6]

Dream Theater 11: "No-show"

1. Cool, let's do a drumless tune, that will shake things up for the fans (6:32)
2. Hmm, I guess another one, we'll stick that one at the end (2:43)
3. It's late afternoon, wasn't he supposed to show up in the morning? (10:02)
3. Surely he'll be super-early today because he couldn't make it yesterday (8:11)
4. Fuck, I guess we don't have a drummer after all (0:53)
5. The Phone (20:33)
     I) No way, I'm not calling Mike (JP)
     II) Don't look at me, I'm not doing it either (JR)
     III) I never liked the guy in the first place! (JLB)
     IV) Instrumental (JM)
6. Studio time is up! (1:18)

I love how the only one with JMX's lyrics is the instrumental LOL

[LieLowTheWantedMan]

Dream Theater 11: "No-show"

1. Cool, let's do a drumless tune, that will shake things up for the fans (6:32)
2. Hmm, I guess another one, we'll stick that one at the end (2:43)
3. It's late afternoon, wasn't he supposed to show up in the morning? (10:02)
3. Surely he'll be super-early today because he couldn't make it yesterday (8:11)
4. Fuck, I guess we don't have a drummer after all (0:53)
5. The Phone (20:33)
     I) No way, I'm not calling Mike (JP)
     II) Don't look at me, I'm not doing it either (JR)
     III) I never liked the guy in the first place! (JLB)
     IV) Instrumental (JM)
6. Studio time is up! (1:18)

[CountVoorhees]

Dream Theater -
Old Friends and New Departures

1. Overture/Chris Collins - 6:50 (Petrucci, Portnoy)
2. Charlie Dominici - 8:35 (Dominici)
3. Kevin Moore (Instrumental) - 13:07 (Rudess)
4. Derek Sherinian (Instrumental) - 12:49 (Rudess)
5. Mike Portnoy - 13:52 (LaBrie, Petrucci)
6. I'm Next/Reprise - 5:25 (Myung)

[bloop]

6. I'm Next/Reprise - 5:25 (Myung)

[CountVoorhees]

Just a guess...

[ThroughHerEyesDude6]

Chances are if Myung were next he wouldn't say anything. He would just leave...like a ninja.

[bloop]

He actually left 10 years ago, we just haven't figured it out yet.

[CountVoorhees]

[jsem]

He actually left 10 years ago, we just haven't figured it out yet.

[TheMadgician]

I'd like to think the new album will be a concept album based on Marvel comics. Specifically Deadpool.

Pooly D
1. The Deadest of Pools
2. Chair Made of Plastic Explosive
Bullseye Saga
3. Bows are for Long Range Killing, not close up Killing
4. Ow! My coccyx
5. Got an arrow. Through my head.
6. Be the meat
end Bullseye Saga
7. I'm a Pirate
8. I Can Be A Hero Too, Right?
9. Cows Scare the Shit Out of Me

Yeah, not very DT. But I started to do this, then got distracted by reading Deadpool. Came back to do this and this sorta happened. I'm sure someone'll enjoy it.

[Aniland]

Super relevant.

[Bacong]

Dream Theater - Scurrilous

   "C'est La Vie" – 3:33
    "Hair-Trigger" – 4:48
    "Tandem" – 5:12
    "Moonlight" – 4:48
    "Tapestry" – 4:29
    "Dunsel" – 4:52
    "The Reign of Unending Terror" – 3:25
    "Termites" – 3:56
    "Tongue-Splitter" – 4:34
    "Sex Tapes"– 4:41

[JediKnight1969]

Back on the Dream Theater Myspace group, I made a thread like this before one of the albums (I think it was before Black Clouds, but it might have been before Systematic Chaos). The idea behind it was to create a fake album title and track list for the upcoming Dream Theater album, with tracklengths and track information for each one. I tried looking for it and couldn't find it (I did luckily find Hypothetical DT: LaBrie's Accident, though), but I figured I'd revive it here. Also, you can make an album art if you want using the Dream Theater font and whatever images from Google Images.

So, go right ahead. I'll make one.

Dream Theater - Syllabiblical

Credit for original picture: unknown

1. Overture Free Spirit (8:59)
2. A Crumbling Mess (7:11)
3. Cracked Sidewalk (6:44)
4. Soothsayer (5:55)
5. Midnight Anxiety Hour (10:04)
6. The Rain Machine (8:46)
7. The Remedy (6:00)
8. Daniel and the Lion (20:31)


1. Overture Free Spirit (8:59) (Petrucci; a slowly growing, mostly instrumental album opener [melodic and wank-free; completely light and optimistic; no "metal" guitars and a brief vocal passage occupying the last two minutes])
2. A Crumbling Mess (7:11) (LaBrie; a lament to a particular real-life issue; [sudden and perfectly transient switch to darker, heavier Dream Theater, but NOT in a thrashy "A Nightmare to Remember" way. Likewise, this song is uptempo])
3. Cracked Sidewalk (6:44) (Petrucci; lead single. [Catchy and radio-friendly, but still proggy and heavy.])
4. Soothsayer (5:55) (instrumental [first instrumental since "Stream of Consciousness; heavy with a slight air of light coming through here and there)
5. Midnight Anxiety Hour (10:04) (Portnoy; a story of personal struggle (but not relating to the 12 Steps songs) [dark and epic, but not very heavy musically, kind of like earlier parts of "In the Presence of Enemies, pt. 2" are dark without having too much metal])
6. The Rain Machine (8:46) (Myung; personal reflection of self [very sad, minimalistic in terms of instrumentation]
7. The Remedy (6:00) (Portnoy; expression of rage [the heaviest song on the album; thrashy and biting])
8. Daniel and the Lion (20:31) (Petrucci; a retelling of the biblical story of Daniel in the lions' den [epic and proggy, fluctuating from heavy to non, light to dark, ending on a light and optimistic note])

I remember this post. Was before Mike quit. You should remove his parts.

[Aniland]

I don't really care to. It's archival.

[JediKnight1969]

"In dreams"

1- Awaken (9:09)
2- One more time (13:22)
3- Silver moon (8:42)
4- Girls kissing (6:32) instrumental
5- In dreams (7:17)
6- Long island blues (9:00)
7- Metropolis pt. 3: open your eyes (22:50)

[Zydar]

4- Girls kissing (6:32) instrumental

[Aramatheis]

8. Daniel and the Lion (20:31) (Petrucci; a retelling of the biblical story of Daniel in the lions' den [epic and proggy, fluctuating from heavy to non, light to dark, dark to light, light to dark, dark to light, ending on a light and optimistic note])

[The Silent Cody]

DREAM THEATER - "Solid Pictures Of Fragility"

Picture I - New Life

1. Overture Of Emotions ( 8:43 ) (instrumental, optimistic feel, with heavy prog - max various metrum scary riff at the end)
2. Blinded By Light ( 5:23 ) (pure piano, first JLB vocals on album, and guitar in taste of Octavarium intro...)

Picture II - Childhood

3. Emptiness Horror ( 14:54 ) (heavy one, low tuned scary song, with great choruses and big instrumental section with spooky atmosphere...)
4. Proud Of Myself ( 4:55 ) (promo song for the album, heavy ballad winning feel solo)
5. Innocence Of Thought ( 2:36 ) (outro for Picture II, Wait For Sleep feel...)

Picture III - Experience

6. The Biggest Feel ( 9:30 )
7. Me ( 6:44 ) (worst song on album   )
8. Silver Shadow ( 7:51 ) (instrumental, everything in it)

Picture IV - Senility

9. Final Perplexity ( 19:22 )
a) How?
b) When?
c) Did I?
d) Regrets
e) Death

Well, it became a concept album...  
No idea for some songs...have some?

[chego_voice]

        Dream Theater - The End

  1.-Back to Zero (1:16)
  2.-One Clock (7:04)
  3.-The Final Absolution PT.1 (12:23)
  4.-Wrong (5:08) (Instrumental)
  5.-Behind the Courtain (11:00)
  6.-backward (9:49)
  7.-The End (19:37)

[fadetoblackdude7]

very nice indeed sir

[tri.ad]

This would most likely be the bleakest DT album ever.

[ThroughHerEyesDude6]

Good to know this thread hasn't died.

Hey Chego, what is the Final Absolution series?

[Kotowboy]

Dream Theater : 11 ( 2011 )

Disc 1
1." Eleven" part 1 ( 55:05 )

Disc 2
1."Eleven " part 2 ( 55.05 )

Released 11.11.11 Everywhere.

[Kosmo]

Released 11.11.11 Everywhere.

11.11.11 You say? *giggle*

[tri.ad]

Dream Theater : 11 ( 2011 )

Disc 1
1." Eleven" part 1 ( 55:35.5 )

Disc 2
1."Eleven " part 2 ( 55.35.5 )

Released 11.11.11 Everywhere.

Fixed.

Although I'm not fond of that idea.

[Aramatheis]

Released 11.11.11 Everywhere.

Same date as Skyrim 


I can't wait for that day.

[robwebster]

Good to know this thread hasn't died.

Hey Chego, what is the Final Absolution series?

It's just a joke. They called it Pt. 1 'cause they thought it'd be funny. Riffing on that prog tradition.

[chego_voice]

Good to know this thread hasn't died.

Hey Chego, what is the Final Absolution series?

i don't know! hahahaha but i just try to open a new saga in the history of DT!

[Aniland]

I want Symphony of the Cosmos still.

[Kotowboy]

Dream Theater : 11 ( 2011 )

Disc 1
1." Eleven" part 1 ( 55:35.5 )

Disc 2
1."Eleven " part 2 ( 55.35.5 )

Released 11.11.11 Everywhere.

Fixed.

Although I'm not fond of that idea.

Each "song" will have 11 selectable "movements" a la Six Degrees Disc 2

Making 22 individual "pieces" to imply 2 + 2 = 4 : Marking the first album without a founder member.

Or something...

Anyway - I just hope it has more than 6 - 8 tracks thie time...

[robwebster]

Hugh Syme's doing the art again, as you can tell.

(I am really fucking bored. Is it obvious?)