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Started by DukeOfYork, February 03, 2010, 09:10:06 PM

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hefdaddy42

Quote from: BlobVanDam on December 11, 2014, 08:19:46 PMHef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

DerekTheater

Controversial opinion time. I think the boys all looked cooler without facial hair.

rumborak

Quote from: SuperTaco on October 11, 2014, 01:50:17 PM
The beard is neither good or bad. The beard is simply... an entity of its own.

Most gay people probably agree with that statement.

McNugg



:o  :o  :o Much longer and there won't be any face left  :o  :o  :o

lithium112

I love the ample moustache he's got going now too. It really completes the ensemble. I actually, seriously think this is his best look ever.

JayOctavarium

No face. Lots of forehead

Setlist Scotty

Well it's his facial hair, so he can do what he wants with it, but I'm not digging it at all. I like the way he had it trimmed around the Awake era. Now he looks more like John Kalodner or Rick Rubin. 

Quote from: BlobVanDam on November 13, 2015, 07:37:14 PMAs a basic rule, if you hate it, you must solely blame Portnoy. If it's good, then you must downplay MP's contribution to the band as not being important anyway, or claim he's just lying. It's the DTF way.
Quote from: TAC on July 10, 2024, 08:26:41 AMPOW is awesome! :P

sylvinception

Totally weird and surreal thread... :yeahright  :corn

SuperTaco

Quote from: rumborak on October 12, 2014, 03:16:52 PM
Quote from: SuperTaco on October 11, 2014, 01:50:17 PM
The beard is neither good or bad. The beard is simply... an entity of its own.

Most gay people probably agree with that statement.

....What?  ???

Also.. that new picture makes me really dislike the look. Too much sass and not enough class. It fizzles when it should sizzle. It burns out when it should burn up.

..Ok I'm done :P

LCArenas


Anguyen92

It just looks so fake that anyone can feel tempted enough to rip it off of him and think he won't feel pain (not like he does anyway).

Aythesryche

They all need beards.

Aythesryche

Whoops. Forgot the cool shades.

Dani Helios

Quote from: Aythesryche on January 24, 2015, 10:23:23 PM
Whoops. Forgot the cool shades.

This suddenly became the best thread on DTF. Thanks you, so, so much!

MrBoom_shack-a-lack

James suddenly looks lika a member in [insert random Death Metal band].

bl5150

Whack a dress on JMX and he could pass for that Eurovision "chick"  ;D     Jordan obviously put his sunnies on in a rush - or is that just a "wizardy"thing to do?

Calvin6s

I'm requesting all the beards get flipped on their heads so they can look like the late Wayne Static.

Dani Helios

Quote from: Calvin6s on January 25, 2015, 05:46:21 AM
I'm requesting all the beards get flipped on their heads so they can look like the late Wayne Static.
again, thank you for adding to the awesomeness

SuperTaco

Quote from: Aythesryche on January 24, 2015, 10:22:03 PM
They all need beards.


Lol Rudess has hair again.

Kinda makes me miss his long haired classic composer look.

rumborak

The official name for that phase is the "Rowlf phase":

vs

YtseJamittaja


DarkLord_Lalinc

DT puts the S in Swag

Anguyen92

Quote from: Aythesryche on January 24, 2015, 10:23:23 PM
Whoops. Forgot the cool shades.


I bet if you take this picture and ask people, only one guy's beard is actually real.  No one will think JP's is real.

rumborak

I like how Jordan wears his sunglasses upside down.

TheCountOfNYC

Quote from: hefdaddy42 on November 12, 2024, 10:37:36 AMIn Stadler's defense, he's a weird motherfucker

JayOctavarium

JLB's is the best them

krieger

Quote from: rumborak on January 25, 2015, 07:27:04 AM
The official name for that phase is the "Rowlf phase":

vs

:rollin :rollin :rollin

Dani Helios


Madman Shepherd

Quote from: Aythesryche on January 24, 2015, 10:23:23 PM
Whoops. Forgot the cool shades.


Portnoy is back!  And he got his tattoos removed!

fadetoblackdude7

Anyone think JLB should shave for the next album?

Everyone is so used to it, it would throw us all for loop  :lol

rumborak

I would be a big fan of an image change anyway. I Mikael Akerfeldt has shown, good metal does not need big beards, long hair and an evil stare.

SuperTaco

Quote from: rumborak on January 25, 2015, 07:27:04 AM
The official name for that phase is the "Rowlf phase":


This phase also reminds me of how similar my hair type and color are to his. Unfortunately, my hair isn't as talented on the keyboard.

BlobVanDam

Quote from: rumborak on January 26, 2015, 05:44:45 PM
I would be a big fan of an image change anyway. I Mikael Akerfeldt has shown, good metal does not need big beards, long hair and an evil stare.

Except that he's no longer really good, or metal. :lol

Podaar

Quote from: BlobVanDam on January 26, 2015, 07:42:29 PM
Quote from: rumborak on January 26, 2015, 05:44:45 PM
I would be a big fan of an image change anyway. I Mikael Akerfeldt has shown, good metal does not need big beards, long hair and an evil stare.

Except that he's no longer really good, or metal. :lol

:lol

hefdaddy42

Quote from: BlobVanDam on January 26, 2015, 07:42:29 PM
Quote from: rumborak on January 26, 2015, 05:44:45 PM
I would be a big fan of an image change anyway. I Mikael Akerfeldt has shown, good metal does not need big beards, long hair and an evil stare.

Except that he's no longer really good, or metal. :lol
You're a silly person.
Quote from: BlobVanDam on December 11, 2014, 08:19:46 PMHef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.