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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #420 on: January 31, 2010, 02:33:44 PM »
Im thinking something public...
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #421 on: January 31, 2010, 02:35:46 PM »
Im thinking something pubic...
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #422 on: January 31, 2010, 02:43:21 PM »

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #423 on: January 31, 2010, 07:59:44 PM »
This thread has more posts that the week-old DTF-side Chat Thread.

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #425 on: February 01, 2010, 03:50:15 PM »
This thread has more posts that the week-old DTF-side Chat Thread.

I never notice or check anything in these side chat threads unless someone points me there, I've grown to hate it cause I know I'm missing a lot of member bonding there but it's hard to bring myself to develop enough interest to check out a thread that doesn't have a topic..
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #426 on: February 01, 2010, 08:43:57 PM »
I missed this thread in my absence :(
I don’t know what to put here anymore

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #427 on: February 02, 2010, 02:02:14 PM »
Ok guys, I think I finally thought of a punishment that will satisfy every party (And I havent told Rina about this yet).

The next time she comes over to my house and see's my parents, she will have to, one on one, talk to my parents and convince them that 1). We are sexually active (we're not; she's not even legal yet, lol) and 2). She thinks she might be pregnant.

Now this seems slightly tame, until you realize how much Rina is scared of my parents. Like, extremely.

As a bonus, I will try place a hidden camera somewhere so that it may be shared with all of DTF.

Stay tuned ;)
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #428 on: February 02, 2010, 02:07:19 PM »
That is fucking sinister.  I pray for video.  Are your parents going to be in on the joke, or do you just not like them? :P

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #429 on: February 02, 2010, 02:10:18 PM »
That is fucking sinister.  I pray for video.  Are your parents going to be in on the joke, or do you just not like them? :P

My parents will not know its a joke :tup
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #430 on: February 02, 2010, 02:11:32 PM »
That.is.so.mean. AAAAAAH *FLAILS*

It's almost meaner to your parents, though. You ready to be grounded until you turn 30?


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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #431 on: February 02, 2010, 02:11:40 PM »
:icwomangs:

That is fucking brilliant.
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #432 on: February 02, 2010, 02:12:07 PM »
OH

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #433 on: February 02, 2010, 02:13:44 PM »
Just be sure you have a way to dig yourself out of it if things get pear shaped.

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #434 on: February 02, 2010, 02:15:21 PM »
Just be sure you have a way to dig yourself out of it if things get pear shaped.

Well their not going to call the cops (immediately), lol. I'll give Rina an "emergency signal" I suppose, so I can come in and be like "You're on candid camera!"
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #435 on: February 02, 2010, 02:17:48 PM »
Be prepared to get beaten by your parents.
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #436 on: February 02, 2010, 02:19:03 PM »
Be prepared to get beaten by your parents.

Lol, im sure they'll laugh...

...in ten years.
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #437 on: February 02, 2010, 02:19:52 PM »
Be prepared to get beaten by your parents.
As a parent of a teenager, I can honestly say, yes.

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #438 on: February 02, 2010, 02:20:38 PM »
If they do start beating you, make sure it's on-screen though, I definitely don't want to miss that.
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #439 on: February 02, 2010, 02:23:11 PM »
Fuck...dude...that's insanely cruel :lol

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #440 on: February 02, 2010, 02:24:03 PM »
If they do start beating you, make sure it's on-screen though, I definitely don't want to miss that.
:lol

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #441 on: February 02, 2010, 02:35:08 PM »
OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait! :caffeine:

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #442 on: February 02, 2010, 02:37:29 PM »
OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait! :caffeine:
OK, who wants to take the shot here?

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #443 on: February 02, 2010, 02:44:37 PM »
Fail, I know, but I don't get it.

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #444 on: February 02, 2010, 02:48:39 PM »
Sometimes you don't even need a girl to smile at you for you to wear the thong.

I'm not speaking from expierence... *runs*
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #445 on: February 02, 2010, 02:48:52 PM »
Awww leave poor Cole alone guys..

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #446 on: February 02, 2010, 02:50:30 PM »
 :lol

Sorry 7, I'm just feeling like an honery dick today.

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #447 on: February 02, 2010, 02:51:23 PM »
:lol

Sorry 7, I'm just feeling like an honery dick today.

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #448 on: February 02, 2010, 02:54:12 PM »
Damn, mizzl, that picture is just plain disturbing.

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #449 on: February 02, 2010, 02:54:36 PM »
But...I don't get your comment? :(

Care to explain to the hopeless 15 year old?

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #450 on: February 02, 2010, 02:54:44 PM »
Damn, mizzl, that picture is just plain disturbing.
I know  :lol

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #451 on: February 02, 2010, 02:57:04 PM »
But...I don't get your comment? :(

Care to explain to the hopeless 15 year old?

Its ok, I dont get it either
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #452 on: February 02, 2010, 03:00:33 PM »
Actuallly 7, I had about 15 smartass, old man to young guy comments, flowing through my head, most of them concerning your excited pubescent reaction to watching the loveley rina talking about, well, you know.  My comment was an offer to DTF to make a smartass comment in place of mine.  Nothing nastier than most of the shit these guys say here.  Like I said, I'm just in a smartass dickish mood today.

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #453 on: February 02, 2010, 03:03:00 PM »
That is totally cool. Infact it is not even about that that I am so excited about. I don't even care that it is Rina(no offense,) I just want to see some underage chick tell her boyfriend's parents, who she is dead scared of, that she is pregnant. That is amusing to me.

Hey! Don't judge me. I am one sick fuck.

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #454 on: February 02, 2010, 03:07:32 PM »
That is totally cool. Infact it is not even about that that I am so excited about. I don't even care that it is Rina(no offense,) I just want to see some underage chick tell her boyfriend's parents, who she is dead scared of, that she is pregnant. That is amusing to me.

Hey! Don't judge me. I am one sick fuck.
Your'e not a sick fuck.  The prospect is just as amusing to me, a responsible adult and parent.