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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #385 on: January 29, 2010, 10:40:27 PM »
Quote from: 73109 on January 29, 2010, 10:39:46 PM
That also means avoiding the relationship. Now tell me Rina, do you really want to do that?

You're right. But if he tries anything I can always run or hide, right?  :D
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #386 on: January 29, 2010, 10:42:01 PM »
Nope, because that would equal backing out of a deal. One in which not only did you agree to, you started. Therefore, you gotta do it.
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #387 on: January 29, 2010, 10:43:24 PM »
Quote from: 73109 on January 29, 2010, 10:42:01 PM
Nope, because that would equal backing out of a deal. One in which not only did you agree to, you started. Therefore, you gotta do it.

Do what exactly? He just messaged me saying he's not nuts over the poem thing, so I guess we're back to me taking him out to dinner.   ;)
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #388 on: January 29, 2010, 10:46:03 PM »
Quote from: Rina93 on January 29, 2010, 10:40:27 PM
Quote from: 73109 on January 29, 2010, 10:39:46 PM
That also means avoiding the relationship. Now tell me Rina, do you really want to do that?

You're right. But if he tries anything I can always run or hide, right?  :D

Rina, I once lost over $7000 in a hand of poker when I had four of a kind, and the other guy went runner-runner to make a higher four of a kind.  Inside, I wanted to throat punch the dealer, grab my chips and run, but I sat there and took my beating.  And now you must do the same, no matter how much it hurts.  NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT HURTS.
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #389 on: January 29, 2010, 10:47:37 PM »
Quote from: dreamtheatervt on January 29, 2010, 10:46:03 PM
Quote from: Rina93 on January 29, 2010, 10:40:27 PM
Quote from: 73109 on January 29, 2010, 10:39:46 PM
That also means avoiding the relationship. Now tell me Rina, do you really want to do that?

You're right. But if he tries anything I can always run or hide, right?  :D

Rina, I once lost over $7000 in a hand of poker when I had four of a kind, and the other guy went runner-runner to make a higher four of a kind.  Inside, I wanted to throat punch the dealer, grab my chips and run, but I sat there and took my beating.  And now you must do the same, no matter how much it hurts.  NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT HURTS.

But he beats me!!  :'(      With a belt...
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #390 on: January 29, 2010, 10:54:28 PM »
You'd rather lose $7000 than get hit with a belt?
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #391 on: January 29, 2010, 10:55:21 PM »
Quote from: dreamtheatervt on January 29, 2010, 10:54:28 PM
You'd rather lose $7000 than get hit with a belt?

 :blush

-ahem-

I have no $7000 to lose!
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #392 on: January 29, 2010, 10:57:50 PM »
Im thinking something along the lines of making me a victory lunch/dinner and serving it to me...while im eating she must read the poem, massage my feet, etc etc.
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #393 on: January 29, 2010, 10:59:01 PM »
Quote from: Volk9 on January 29, 2010, 10:57:50 PM
Im thinking something along the lines of making me a victory lunch/dinner and serving it to me...while im eating she must read the poem, massage my feet, etc etc.

We've been talking about cooking together anyway you unimaginative twit.

And I still don't see how a poem is embarrassing.  :\

And we massage eachother's feet all the time.

FAIL.
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #394 on: January 29, 2010, 11:09:26 PM »
Volk, she is asking for it. I suggest you think of the most fucked up thing you can think of, and make her do it.
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #395 on: January 29, 2010, 11:10:05 PM »
Quote from: 73109 on January 29, 2010, 11:09:26 PM
Volk, she is asking for it. I suggest you think of the most fucked up thing you can think of, and make her do it.

You're not gonna get lucky dude, sorry.
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #396 on: January 29, 2010, 11:12:08 PM »
Quote from: 73109 on January 29, 2010, 11:09:26 PM
Volk, she is asking for it. I suggest you think of the most fucked up thing you can think of, and make her do it.

In a way I am, but I know he doesn't have the guts to make me do anything sexual/kinky/etc, and lacks imagination to think of anyting original atm. His ideas fail.
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #397 on: January 29, 2010, 11:22:31 PM »
Quote from: Adami on January 29, 2010, 11:10:05 PM
Quote from: 73109 on January 29, 2010, 11:09:26 PM
Volk, she is asking for it. I suggest you think of the most fucked up thing you can think of, and make her do it.

You're not gonna get lucky dude, sorry.
:lol
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #398 on: January 29, 2010, 11:23:28 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on January 29, 2010, 11:22:31 PM
Quote from: Adami on January 29, 2010, 11:10:05 PM
Quote from: 73109 on January 29, 2010, 11:09:26 PM
Volk, she is asking for it. I suggest you think of the most fucked up thing you can think of, and make her do it.

You're not gonna get lucky dude, sorry.
:lol

 :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #399 on: January 30, 2010, 02:11:35 AM »
Quote from: Adami on January 29, 2010, 11:10:05 PM
Quote from: 73109 on January 29, 2010, 11:09:26 PM
Volk, she is asking for it. I suggest you think of the most fucked up thing you can think of, and make her do it.

You're not gonna get lucky dude, sorry.
:rollin :rollin
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #400 on: January 30, 2010, 05:31:27 AM »
Quote from: Rina93 on January 29, 2010, 10:59:01 PM
Quote from: Volk9 on January 29, 2010, 10:57:50 PM
Im thinking something along the lines of making me a victory lunch/dinner and serving it to me...while im eating she must read the poem, massage my feet, etc etc.

We've been talking about cooking together anyway you unimaginative twit.

And I still don't see how a poem is embarrassing.  :\

And we massage eachother's feet all the time.

FAIL.
:lol Volk is trying to be nice and merciful and you keep shooting him down.

SHOW NO MERCY VOLK.
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #401 on: January 30, 2010, 06:31:40 AM »
Quote from: ariich on January 30, 2010, 05:31:27 AM
Quote from: Rina93 on January 29, 2010, 10:59:01 PM
Quote from: Volk9 on January 29, 2010, 10:57:50 PM
Im thinking something along the lines of making me a victory lunch/dinner and serving it to me...while im eating she must read the poem, massage my feet, etc etc.

We've been talking about cooking together anyway you unimaginative twit.

And I still don't see how a poem is embarrassing.  :\

And we massage eachother's feet all the time.

FAIL.
:lol Volk is trying to be nice and merciful and you keep shooting him down.

SHOW NO MERCY VOLK.

I guess I really was worried for no reason, haha, I thought this would end horribly, and I don't mind your ideas at all.  ;D
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #402 on: January 30, 2010, 07:36:02 AM »
I'm gone overnight and you already have 10000 Posts?


Damn :lol
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #403 on: January 30, 2010, 09:31:24 AM »
Quote from: PlaysLikeMyung on January 30, 2010, 07:36:02 AM
I'm gone overnight and you already have 10000 Posts?


Damn :lol

Haha, the mods here are funny.  :lol

(Are we keeping me at 10,000 forever? Lol..)
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #404 on: January 30, 2010, 01:11:04 PM »
Come on DTF, be creative with your ideas!
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #405 on: January 30, 2010, 02:45:02 PM »
Quote from: Volk9 on January 30, 2010, 01:11:04 PM
Come on DTF, be creative with your ideas!

Volk, you can have me do any single act for you, and you want poetry?  :lol
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #406 on: January 30, 2010, 02:57:29 PM »
*Suggests an innocent act with a small but dirty twist to it*

I think this is the only way to please both Rina and Volk...

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #407 on: January 30, 2010, 02:58:30 PM »
Quote from: Vahvahenki on January 30, 2010, 02:57:29 PM
*Suggests an innocent act with a small but dirty twist to it*

I think this is the only way to please both Rina and Volk...

:\

So get him a puppy that's rolled in the mud? :neverusethis:
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #408 on: January 30, 2010, 03:06:45 PM »
Quote from: Rina93 on January 30, 2010, 02:58:30 PM
Quote from: Vahvahenki on January 30, 2010, 02:57:29 PM
*Suggests an innocent act with a small but dirty twist to it*

I think this is the only way to please both Rina and Volk...

:\

So get him a puppy that's rolled in the mud? :neverusethis:

Or a pussycat that needs a bath...


















I'm sorry  :sadpanda:
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #409 on: January 30, 2010, 03:07:26 PM »
Quote from: Rina93 on January 30, 2010, 02:58:30 PM
Quote from: Vahvahenki on January 30, 2010, 02:57:29 PM
*Suggests an innocent act with a small but dirty twist to it*

I think this is the only way to please both Rina and Volk...

:\

So get him a puppy that's rolled in the mud? :neverusethis:
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #410 on: January 30, 2010, 03:10:33 PM »
Quote from: Vahvahenki on January 30, 2010, 03:06:45 PM
Quote from: Rina93 on January 30, 2010, 02:58:30 PM
Quote from: Vahvahenki on January 30, 2010, 02:57:29 PM
*Suggests an innocent act with a small but dirty twist to it*

I think this is the only way to please both Rina and Volk...

:\

So get him a puppy that's rolled in the mud? :neverusethis:

Or a pussycat that needs a bath...


















I'm sorry  :sadpanda:


 :|













..........


 :blush

......


You bastard.
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #411 on: January 30, 2010, 03:14:39 PM »
Quote from: Rina93 on January 30, 2010, 03:10:33 PM
Quote from: Vahvahenki on January 30, 2010, 03:06:45 PM
Quote from: Rina93 on January 30, 2010, 02:58:30 PM
Quote from: Vahvahenki on January 30, 2010, 02:57:29 PM
*Suggests an innocent act with a small but dirty twist to it*

I think this is the only way to please both Rina and Volk...

:\

So get him a puppy that's rolled in the mud? :neverusethis:

Or a pussycat that needs a bath...


















I'm sorry  :sadpanda:


 :|













..........


 :blush

......


You bastard.

I'm sorry if you are offended, I can promise you I did not mean to say that in a provocative manner. My intention was not and I repeat, was not to offend you.

My apologies...
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #412 on: January 30, 2010, 03:15:30 PM »
Quote from: Vahvahenki on January 30, 2010, 03:14:39 PM
Quote from: Rina93 on January 30, 2010, 03:10:33 PM
Quote from: Vahvahenki on January 30, 2010, 03:06:45 PM
Quote from: Rina93 on January 30, 2010, 02:58:30 PM
Quote from: Vahvahenki on January 30, 2010, 02:57:29 PM
*Suggests an innocent act with a small but dirty twist to it*

I think this is the only way to please both Rina and Volk...

:\

So get him a puppy that's rolled in the mud? :neverusethis:

Or a pussycat that needs a bath...


















I'm sorry  :sadpanda:


 :|













..........


 :blush

......


You bastard.

I'm sorry if you are offended, I can promise you I did not mean to say that in a provocative manner. My intention was not and I repeat, was not to offend you.

My apologies...

Woah, don't worry, I'm not offended at all, lol, I was just kidding.  :D
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #413 on: January 30, 2010, 03:15:48 PM »
What the fuck is going on in this thread?
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #414 on: January 30, 2010, 03:28:54 PM »
Quote from: Rina93 on January 30, 2010, 03:15:30 PM
Woah, don't worry, I'm not offended at all, lol, I was just kidding.  :D

Yeah, I hoped you were but I've learned to apologise as soon as the possibility of someone's feelings being hurt arises.

But after all, this is the internet...





... which doesn't weigh anything obviously.
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #415 on: January 30, 2010, 03:46:23 PM »
Alright, this will be thoroughly embarrassing, highly amusing, and still PG-13, possibly PG.


Rina must re-inact several of the best youtube meme's out there.  Some that come to mind are Numma Numma https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk, Star Wars Kid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU, Afro Ninja https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEtIoGQxqQs, and any others people can think of.
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #416 on: January 30, 2010, 03:48:25 PM »
Quote from: dreamtheatervt on January 30, 2010, 03:46:23 PM
Alright, this will be thoroughly embarrassing, highly amusing, and still PG-13, possibly PG.


Rina must re-inact several of the best youtube meme's out there.  Some that come to mind are Numma Numma https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk, Star Wars Kid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU, Afro Ninja https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEtIoGQxqQs, and any others people can think of.
In a tutu with a 70s disco queen afro wig while being rickrolled by a little mexican in a sombrero and chaps and nothing else.
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #417 on: January 30, 2010, 03:55:46 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on January 30, 2010, 03:48:25 PM
Quote from: dreamtheatervt on January 30, 2010, 03:46:23 PM
Alright, this will be thoroughly embarrassing, highly amusing, and still PG-13, possibly PG.


Rina must re-inact several of the best youtube meme's out there.  Some that come to mind are Numma Numma https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk, Star Wars Kid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU, Afro Ninja https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEtIoGQxqQs, and any others people can think of.
In a tutu with a 70s disco queen afro wig while being rickrolled by a little mexican in a sombrero and chaps and nothing else.

Yes.  I think we have proven that DTVT + Lonestar = Great ideas + :godisgood:
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #418 on: January 30, 2010, 06:55:17 PM »
Quote from: Sigz on January 30, 2010, 03:15:48 PM
What the fuck is going on in this thread?

Seriously. Lame.
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #419 on: January 30, 2010, 07:30:17 PM »
~ :heart   Heh, um, Volk did a surprise visit for me after work, and said he already had an idea since you guys suck at making them up.  :lol

He made it very clear his mind is set, so I've given up on dissuading him.
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