Volk, if you're even thinking of any remotely related to that part of the movie, I'm going to assault you.
At least have the decency to tape said assault and post on youtube...or send to cops, but only if you can get Volk in a wife-beater.
I've thought this over, and tbh Volk is literally 10 times stronger than I am, so there's not way I could assault him/get him in a wife-beater.
I can, however, refuse to come over tomorrow, therefore avoiding said "punishments".