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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #350 on: January 29, 2010, 06:38:15 PM »
???  Well, how else would you read it?
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #351 on: January 29, 2010, 06:38:44 PM »
Make her read it in the adam02 Petrucci voice.

Whats that?
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #352 on: January 29, 2010, 06:40:03 PM »
What the hell is going on in this thread?
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Cole: "Ow I just got hit in the balls"
Me: "How?"
Cole: "Well you know when you try to scratch your balls, and you scratch too hard?
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #354 on: January 29, 2010, 06:43:47 PM »
See, the thing is, I was gonna come in here and bitch about how the influx of girlfriends is turning DTF into a post-whoring chat board, but...
So, I'm open to all suggestions. May I suggest something involving a video I can put on YouTube to share with all of DTF (PG-13 guys ;)). Something so humiliating, so diabolical, only DTF could come up with. If you want, you can either post the ideas in this thread, or PM me. I'll be waiting ;)
I think the board really needs to see this.
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #355 on: January 29, 2010, 07:09:37 PM »
See, the thing is, I was gonna come in here and bitch about how the influx of girlfriends is turning DTF into a post-whoring chat board, but...
So, I'm open to all suggestions. May I suggest something involving a video I can put on YouTube to share with all of DTF (PG-13 guys ;)). Something so humiliating, so diabolical, only DTF could come up with. If you want, you can either post the ideas in this thread, or PM me. I'll be waiting ;)
I think the board really needs to see this.

 :lol :tup

I'll give it a while so I get multiple suggestions
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #356 on: January 29, 2010, 07:11:31 PM »
Did anyone else notice that this thread is now the announcement at the top of each page?

 :omg:
For the first time since I joined it's changed!

Omg I just noticed that :rollin I never realized this was so important, haha :lol
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #357 on: January 29, 2010, 09:41:59 PM »
Wow, a poem, really?  :\   And here I thought you guys were most imaginative.

I'd have done that whether I won or lost anyway, lol, just 'cause it seems funny.  (Volk, we've written eachother poetry all the time, this is nothing)

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #358 on: January 29, 2010, 09:45:41 PM »
I got it...go to a meat counter and say, "Hey. I have a weird question. Do you have any meat in the shape of a penis. It needs to be about 12 inches long...I need to practice...my boyfriend's black."

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #359 on: January 29, 2010, 09:46:23 PM »
I got it...go to a meat counter and say, "Hey. I have a weird question. Do you have any meat in the shape of a penis. It needs to be about 12 inches long...I need to practice...my boyfriend's black."

Again, I'd do that anyway (heck, I'll go to Publix tomorrow and do that!  :lol)

And lol @ "my boyfriend's black".  :tup

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #360 on: January 29, 2010, 09:46:40 PM »
I got it...go to a meat counter and say, "Hey. I have a weird question. Do you have any meat in the shape of a penis. It needs to be about 12 inches long...I need to practice...my boyfriend's black."


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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #361 on: January 29, 2010, 09:47:14 PM »
I stereotype...it's faster.

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #362 on: January 29, 2010, 09:47:28 PM »
This isn't like a love poem or anything like that. This will be a poem about how much more awesome he is than everyone. The poem must also mention him beating you because of said awesomeness.
Cole: "Ow I just got hit in the balls"
Me: "How?"
Cole: "Well you know when you try to scratch your balls, and you scratch too hard?
I'll admit sometimes I want to listen to Dragonforce.

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #363 on: January 29, 2010, 09:48:35 PM »
This isn't like a love poem or anything like that. This will be a poem about how much more awesome he is than everyone. The poem must also mention him beating you because of said awesomeness.

-shrugs-  Sure, whatever, lol.  :smiley:

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #364 on: January 29, 2010, 09:55:11 PM »
Lol, hey guys. I see that I won :tup

So, I'm open to all suggestions. May I suggest something involving a video I can put on YouTube to share with all of DTF (PG-13 guys ;)). Something so humiliating, so diabolical, only DTF could come up with. If you want, you can either post the ideas in this thread, or PM me. I'll be waiting ;)

She seems like a sweet girl.  I wouldn't go too far.

Looks are decieving, my friend. Going "too far" would only be about halfway :tup

That sounds dirty Volk.  :-[

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #365 on: January 29, 2010, 09:59:00 PM »
I like the poem idea, but im open for more suggestions. Whipped cream should be involved...
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #366 on: January 29, 2010, 09:59:57 PM »
I like the poem idea, but im open for more suggestions. Whipped cream should be involved...

 :blush

You bastard.

-ahem-  I aplogize, it seems my coffee hadn't kicked in. Please ignore Volk. The poem idea is excellent, really. ^_^"""

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #367 on: January 29, 2010, 10:00:54 PM »
I'm just trying to keep my suggestion tame because I didn't want it to end up like Icy's challenges in this thread: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=1209.0

Volk is free to do whatever he wishes though. :eyebrows:
Cole: "Ow I just got hit in the balls"
Me: "How?"
Cole: "Well you know when you try to scratch your balls, and you scratch too hard?
I'll admit sometimes I want to listen to Dragonforce.

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #368 on: January 29, 2010, 10:03:23 PM »
I'm just trying to keep my suggestion tame because I didn't want it to end up like Icy's challenges in this thread: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=1209.0

Volk is free to do whatever he wishes though. :eyebrows:

What exactly happened with Icy's challenges?


No he's not!  :-[    Don't encourage this!

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #369 on: January 29, 2010, 10:08:27 PM »
I'm just trying to keep my suggestion tame because I didn't want it to end up like Icy's challenges in this thread: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=1209.0

Volk is free to do whatever he wishes though. :eyebrows:

Like I said, I want it to be videotapable (more fun for everyone) and PG-13. Those are my only two restrictions
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #370 on: January 29, 2010, 10:09:08 PM »
Icy was completing some challenges to replace Zeltar as forum baby and the challenges started out as things that were really cool like 'Take a picture of a hot girl holding a sign that says "Icysk8er for forum baby"' but they got progressively more challenging by the end of the thread the fun in them was gone.

So I was just trying to keep my suggestions simple and fun.
Cole: "Ow I just got hit in the balls"
Me: "How?"
Cole: "Well you know when you try to scratch your balls, and you scratch too hard?
I'll admit sometimes I want to listen to Dragonforce.

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #371 on: January 29, 2010, 10:09:33 PM »
I'm just trying to keep my suggestion tame because I didn't want it to end up like Icy's challenges in this thread: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=1209.0

Volk is free to do whatever he wishes though. :eyebrows:

Like I said, I want it to be videotapable (more fun for everyone) and PG-13. Those are my only two restrictions

Can we make this G-rated instead?  :laugh:   (you can do a lot with PG-13)

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #372 on: January 29, 2010, 10:11:28 PM »
I'm just trying to keep my suggestion tame because I didn't want it to end up like Icy's challenges in this thread: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=1209.0

Volk is free to do whatever he wishes though. :eyebrows:

Like I said, I want it to be videotapable (more fun for everyone) and PG-13. Those are my only two restrictions

Can we make this G-rated instead?  :laugh:   (you can do a lot with PG-13)

Silence woman! Where's my sandwich?
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #373 on: January 29, 2010, 10:12:12 PM »
I'm just trying to keep my suggestion tame because I didn't want it to end up like Icy's challenges in this thread: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=1209.0

Volk is free to do whatever he wishes though. :eyebrows:

Like I said, I want it to be videotapable (more fun for everyone) and PG-13. Those are my only two restrictions

Can we make this G-rated instead?  :laugh:   (you can do a lot with PG-13)

Silence woman! Where's my sandwich?

THAT'S IT! I'M NOT COMING OVER TOMORROW ANYMORE!!! ESPECIALLY AFTER THAT VIDEO-TAPE AND WHIPPED CREAM COMMENT!!!  >:(

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #374 on: January 29, 2010, 10:13:22 PM »
I hope you're joking...

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #375 on: January 29, 2010, 10:14:37 PM »
I hope you're joking...

About which part?

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #376 on: January 29, 2010, 10:14:58 PM »
You were not going over to his house.

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #377 on: January 29, 2010, 10:16:29 PM »
You were not going over to his house.

Actually I called him after work, and I was planning on that.  :smiley:

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #378 on: January 29, 2010, 10:17:19 PM »
You were not going over to his house.

Dont worry, she is. How else would that sandwich get here? ;)
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #379 on: January 29, 2010, 10:18:05 PM »
You were not going over to his house.

Dont worry, she is. How else would that sandwich get here? ;)

I AM NOT! Unless you bury your camera and throw away the whipped cream and torch all your belts and stuff!

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #380 on: January 29, 2010, 10:20:13 PM »
Whipped cream should be involved...

You just made me think of Varsity Blues.  No wonder they named his character Moxon, rhymes with his intelligence level.
     

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #381 on: January 29, 2010, 10:31:32 PM »
Whipped cream should be involved...

You just made me think of Varsity Blues.  No wonder they named his character Moxon, rhymes with his intelligence level.

 :-[   Volk, if you're even thinking of any remotely related to that part of the movie, I'm going to assault you.

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #382 on: January 29, 2010, 10:37:12 PM »
:-[   Volk, if you're even thinking of any remotely related to that part of the movie, I'm going to assault you.

At least have the decency to tape said assault and post on youtube...or send to cops, but only if you can get Volk in a wife-beater.
     

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #383 on: January 29, 2010, 10:38:42 PM »
:-[   Volk, if you're even thinking of any remotely related to that part of the movie, I'm going to assault you.

At least have the decency to tape said assault and post on youtube...or send to cops, but only if you can get Volk in a wife-beater.

I've thought this over, and tbh Volk is literally 10 times stronger than I am, so there's not way I could assault him/get him in a wife-beater.  :'(

I can,  however, refuse to come over tomorrow, therefore avoiding said "punishments".  :victorydance:

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #384 on: January 29, 2010, 10:39:46 PM »
That also means avoiding the relationship. Now tell me Rina, do you really want to do that?