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Who won this thread?

Rina
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Volk
34 (60.7%)
Definately Rina
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FOR GOD'S SAKE PICK RINA!
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #35 on: January 27, 2010, 01:44:15 PM »
Volk keeps teasing me about something, so I've decided to ruin his reputation and respect as a man. When I was at his house yesterday, I was able to (using my womanly charms) get him to wear my thong, and he liked it. I also spanked him with a belt.

Go on Volk, hand over your Man-Card.
Ah, and what is that?  :hat

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #36 on: January 27, 2010, 01:44:48 PM »
If you are as cute as your avatar suggests, Volk already won a lifetime achievement award.
     

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #37 on: January 27, 2010, 01:45:00 PM »
Nicely done Volk. Respect.

It'll be the last time he "does" anything.    :yeahright

Snappy retort. Volk, your counter-argument please?

It'll be the last time you "get" anything ;)

"Get"?!?!?! You gave me nothing!!

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #38 on: January 27, 2010, 01:45:44 PM »
If you are as cute as your avatar suggests, Volk already won a lifetime achievement award.

Aw, thank y-

Hey! Wait a second! He wins nothing! ( :P)

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #39 on: January 27, 2010, 01:45:59 PM »
Volk keeps teasing me about something, so I've decided to ruin his reputation and respect as a man. When I was at his house yesterday, I was able to (using my womanly charms) get him to wear my thong, and he liked it. I also spanked him with a belt.

Go on Volk, hand over your Man-Card.
Ah, and what is that?  :hat

Nothing, nothing at all.....  :-[

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #40 on: January 27, 2010, 01:46:23 PM »
Volk keeps teasing me about something, so I've decided to ruin his reputation and respect as a man. When I was at his house yesterday, I was able to (using my womanly charms) get him to wear my thong, and he liked it. I also spanked him with a belt.

Go on Volk, hand over your Man-Card.
Ah, and what is that?  :hat

Nothing, nothing at all.....  :-[
No of course not  :millahhhh

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #41 on: January 27, 2010, 01:48:19 PM »
Volk keeps teasing me about something, so I've decided to ruin his reputation and respect as a man. When I was at his house yesterday, I was able to (using my womanly charms) get him to wear my thong, and he liked it. I also spanked him with a belt.

Go on Volk, hand over your Man-Card.
Ah, and what is that?  :hat

Nothing, nothing at all.....  :-[
No of course not  :millahhhh

Of course.  ;)


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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #42 on: January 27, 2010, 01:48:54 PM »
Volk keeps teasing me about something, so I've decided to ruin his reputation and respect as a man. When I was at his house yesterday, I was able to (using my womanly charms) get him to wear my thong, and he liked it. I also spanked him with a belt.

Go on Volk, hand over your Man-Card.
Ah, and what is that?  :hat

Nothing, nothing at all.....  :-[
No of course not  :millahhhh

Of course.  ;)


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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #43 on: January 27, 2010, 01:49:10 PM »
I just have one thing to say...


















































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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #44 on: January 27, 2010, 01:53:52 PM »

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #45 on: January 27, 2010, 01:54:47 PM »
I agree.

































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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #46 on: January 27, 2010, 02:11:45 PM »
As do I






























































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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #47 on: January 27, 2010, 02:13:03 PM »
Walk away and I raise my eyebrows.















What the hell. Might as well do it now.

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #48 on: January 27, 2010, 03:25:30 PM »

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #49 on: January 27, 2010, 03:36:43 PM »
This has now become a Volk Appreciation Thread.

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #50 on: January 27, 2010, 04:00:02 PM »
DTF:Living vicariously through volk since about 4 hour ago.
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #51 on: January 27, 2010, 04:14:09 PM »
This has now become a Volk Appreciation Thread.

NO! NO IT'S NOT!

What has he accomplished?!?!  :huh:

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #52 on: January 27, 2010, 04:17:03 PM »
Volk keeps teasing me about something, so I've decided to ruin his reputation and respect as a man. When I was at his house yesterday, I was able to (using my womanly charms) get him to wear my thong, and he liked it. I also spanked him with a belt.

Go on Volk, hand over your Man-Card.
Ah, and what is that?  :hat

Nothing, nothing at all.....  :-[
No of course not  :millahhhh

Of course.  ;)


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Why is Volk getting props for stuff...I'm the one who made him wear it.  :yeahright

What's he accomplished!?

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #53 on: January 27, 2010, 04:19:53 PM »
Listen closely lady, hear that sound, that's the sound of a well schemed plan completely and utterly backfiring.
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #54 on: January 27, 2010, 04:28:37 PM »
Listen closely lady, hear that sound, that's the sound of a well schemed plan completely and utterly backfiring.

My name isn't "lady"..  :'(

Fine, my plan backfired.

But I still don't see what he did that was so amazing.  :\  (I'm the one that got him to do that whereas usually..okay, nvm, but he did nothing.  :angry: Nothing I say!!!)

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #55 on: January 27, 2010, 04:33:41 PM »
Sorry about the lady thing miss. (it's actually a term of endearment I use for females I find very cool)

Just thinking, the biggest irony of this is that if we had ripped on volk for said incedent, and you proceeded to perform such actions more, old volkie would have just blown up our PM boxes with thank yous. :biggrin:
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #56 on: January 27, 2010, 04:36:21 PM »
Sorry about the lady thing miss. (it's actually a term of endearment I use for females I find very cool)

Just thinking, the biggest irony of this is that if we had ripped on volk for said incedent, and you proceeded to perform such actions more, old volkie would have just blown up our PM boxes with thank yous. :biggrin:

Ah, well, in that case, it's okay, you may call me that.  :D

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #57 on: January 27, 2010, 04:41:43 PM »
I don't understand the excess of eyebrow raising..  ???

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #58 on: January 27, 2010, 04:46:10 PM »
Sorry for posting so many times in a row, but I have to go back to work now (wont' be back till midnight- ugh) so I wanted to put my idea:

Tell you guys what. Vote whether Volk or I won this, and whoever the winner is, they get to do whatever they want to the loser. (Feel free to make suggestions)  ;)

GO.

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #59 on: January 27, 2010, 04:49:07 PM »
Volk wins. He didn't take 27 posts in this thread to fail and have a plan back-fire.

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #60 on: January 27, 2010, 04:54:16 PM »
they get to do whatever they want to the loser. (Feel free to make suggestions)  ;)
Because of this part, I vote for Rina.

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #61 on: January 27, 2010, 04:56:52 PM »
they get to do whatever they want to the loser. (Feel free to make suggestions)  ;)
Because of this part, I vote for Rina.

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #62 on: January 27, 2010, 05:00:08 PM »
they get to do whatever they want to the loser. (Feel free to make suggestions)  ;)
Because of this part, I vote for Rina.

Partially this, also because she fits in so well here.
Is cool, but I'd say she's better known than Volk is.  :lol
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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #63 on: January 27, 2010, 05:13:52 PM »
 Pics or it didn't happen.

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #64 on: January 27, 2010, 07:27:52 PM »
Nicely done Volk. Respect.

It'll be the last time he "does" anything.    :yeahright

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #65 on: January 27, 2010, 07:53:28 PM »
Pics or it didn't happen.

I didnt buy her that camera for this purpose.
Volk wins. He didn't take 27 posts in this thread to fail and have a plan back-fire.

Exactly :tup

This has now become a Volk Appreciation Thread.

If a black man could blush, I'd be doing it.

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #66 on: January 27, 2010, 07:55:30 PM »
Volk wins. He didn't take 27 posts in this thread to fail and have a plan back-fire.

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #67 on: January 27, 2010, 09:39:59 PM »
they get to do whatever they want to the loser. (Feel free to make suggestions)  ;)
Because of this part, I vote for Rina.

Partially this, also because she fits in so well here.
Is cool, but I'd say she's better known than Volk is.  :lol

Thank you guys... It means so much...

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #68 on: January 27, 2010, 09:42:22 PM »
Pics or it didn't happen.

If you want pics of Volk in a thong, that's fine with me.  :P

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Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #69 on: January 27, 2010, 09:43:09 PM »
they get to do whatever they want to the loser. (Feel free to make suggestions)  ;)
Because of this part, I vote for Rina.

Partially this, also because she fits in so well here.
Is cool, but I'd say she's better known than Volk is.  :lol

Thank you guys... It means so much...

As it should. What better way to validate yourself than through the opinions of a bunch of strangers in an online forum?
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