Poll

Who won this thread?

Rina
3 (5.4%)
Volk
34 (60.7%)
Definately Rina
19 (33.9%)
FOR GOD'S SAKE PICK RINA!
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 52

Author Topic: Fun Fact About Volk:  (Read 34424 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Rina

  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 1515
  • Gender: Female
  • ~
Fun Fact About Volk:
« on: January 27, 2010, 12:38:29 PM »
Volk keeps teasing me about something, so I've decided to ruin his reputation and respect as a man. When I was at his house yesterday, I was able to (using my womanly charms) get him to wear my thong, and he liked it. I also spanked him with a belt.

Go on Volk, hand over your Man-Card.

Offline lonestar

  • DTF Executive Head Chef
  • Official DTF Tour Guide
  • ****
  • Posts: 15346
  • Gender: Male
  • First Follower
    • Lady Obscure Music Magazine
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2010, 12:40:49 PM »
Hate to burst your bubble lady, but you could get 99.9% of the men on this forum to do that with just a smile and a deep sigh.
Quote from: nightmare_cinema
So should lonestar and I have babies or something now, is that how this works?
Dang, you're easily the coolest fogey I know of

Offline sonatafanica

  • cocksucking maniac
  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 4660
  • Gender: Female
  • ☠☠☠☠☠☠jesus take the wheel☠☠☠☠☠☠
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2010, 12:42:11 PM »
Yeah, that's not really a big deal.

Offline Rina

  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 1515
  • Gender: Female
  • ~
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2010, 12:43:07 PM »
Hate to burst your bubble lady, but you could get 99.9% of the men on this forum to do that with just a smile and a deep sigh.

(I know, he just said I wouldn't post it, so I had to prove him wrong.)

Offline Rina

  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 1515
  • Gender: Female
  • ~
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2010, 12:44:02 PM »
Yeah, that's not really a big deal.

Compared to most stuff, this is nothing, lol, but it's funny for a big black man.  :P

Offline AcidLameLTE

  • Nae deal pal
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 11134
  • Gender: Male
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2010, 12:44:20 PM »
I used to wear my female friend's clothes all the time and they used to get annoyed at ME for doing it :neverusethis:

Particularly since they were about half my size.

Offline Rina

  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 1515
  • Gender: Female
  • ~
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2010, 12:45:43 PM »
I used to wear my female friend's clothes all the time and they used to get annoyed at ME for doing it :neverusethis:

Particularly since they were about half my size.

I can imagine.  ;)

Offline AcidLameLTE

  • Nae deal pal
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 11134
  • Gender: Male
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2010, 12:46:26 PM »
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO IAIN IS?

You never responded to me in that other thread.

Offline Rina

  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 1515
  • Gender: Female
  • ~
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2010, 12:47:37 PM »
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO IAIN IS?

You never responded to me in that other thread.

Oh, thought it was a rhetorical question.

I've read through a lot of the threads here, and Volk told me about some of the inside-jokes, haha.. (Plus judging by the way people used "Iain", I figured what it meant.  :P

Offline AcidLameLTE

  • Nae deal pal
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 11134
  • Gender: Male
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2010, 12:48:32 PM »
Oh, okay :lol

Offline Rina

  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 1515
  • Gender: Female
  • ~
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2010, 12:50:30 PM »
Oh, okay :lol

What? Did you think I was psychic or something?   :lol

Offline Tick

  • Cleavage is a drug! Dracula is a junkie
  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 9197
  • Gender: Male
  • We will, we will, Trump you, boom boom, clap!
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2010, 12:55:01 PM »
Volk keeps teasing me about something, so I've decided to ruin his reputation and respect as a man. When I was at his house yesterday, I was able to (using my womanly charms) get him to wear my thong, and he liked it. I also spanked him with a belt.

Go on Volk, hand over your Man-Card.
Are you kidding me ? Volk is now my hero !
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


Offline AcidLameLTE

  • Nae deal pal
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 11134
  • Gender: Male
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2010, 12:56:06 PM »
Oh, okay :lol

What? Did you think I was psychic or something?   :lol
Na. I thought you might have just saw someone using it and didn't really understand what it was (obviously not the case since Volk explained to you what it was).

I've seen people do that with a few inside memes here.

Offline Rina

  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 1515
  • Gender: Female
  • ~
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2010, 12:56:43 PM »
Oh, okay :lol

What? Did you think I was psychic or something?   :lol
Na. I thought you might have just saw someone using it and didn't really understand what it was (obviously not the case since Volk explained to you what it was).

I've seen people do that with a few inside memes here.

I like to at least know what I'm talking about first, lol.  :D

Offline Arcaeus

  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 4357
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2010, 01:06:59 PM »
Yeah, I think your plan backfired. I too believe that volk is even more awesome now than he previously was.

Offline Rina

  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 1515
  • Gender: Female
  • ~
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2010, 01:07:53 PM »
Yeah, I think your plan backfired. I too believe that volk is even more awesome now than he previously was.


DAMMIT NICK!!!!  :censored


But........but how?  :'(   Will I never win against him?

Offline Tick

  • Cleavage is a drug! Dracula is a junkie
  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 9197
  • Gender: Male
  • We will, we will, Trump you, boom boom, clap!
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2010, 01:15:56 PM »
Yeah, I think your plan backfired. I too believe that volk is even more awesome now than he previously was.


DAMMIT NICK!!!!  :censored


But........but how?  :'(   Will I never win against him?
Sure you can, just refuse to spank him with the belt.
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


Offline Rina

  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 1515
  • Gender: Female
  • ~
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2010, 01:17:45 PM »
Yeah, I think your plan backfired. I too believe that volk is even more awesome now than he previously was.


DAMMIT NICK!!!!  :censored


But........but how?  :'(   Will I never win against him?
Sure you can, just refuse to spank him with the belt.

I might mention he did not enjoy the belt part...  ^_^"  He always takes it away..  :-[

Offline Volk9

  • DTF's Representative of the Negro Community
  • Posts: 2394
  • Gender: Male
  • Pokeballs got nothin' on this
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2010, 01:28:41 PM »
Are you kidding me ? Volk is now my hero !
Yeah, I think your plan backfired. I too believe that volk is even more awesome now than he previously was.

 :metal

I win :tup
DOWNLOAD MY FREE NEW ALBUM!

(For fans of breakbeat, trip hop, acid jazz, etc)

http://abstractinthesky.com/

<br />Yeah, once you graduate high school, you need to listen to Death Metal like an adult.<br />

Offline Rina

  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 1515
  • Gender: Female
  • ~
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2010, 01:29:52 PM »
Are you kidding me ? Volk is now my hero !
Yeah, I think your plan backfired. I too believe that volk is even more awesome now than he previously was.

 :metal

I win :tup


YOU DO NOT!!!   :angry:

I at least have the fact that you did something somewhat funny, you have nothing!

Offline Space Invader

  • The Canadian Doctor Who Fanatic
  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 928
  • Gender: Male
  • Also recently addicted to Survivor
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2010, 01:30:37 PM »
Are you kidding me ? Volk is now my hero !
Yeah, I think your plan backfired. I too believe that volk is even more awesome now than he previously was.

 :metal

I win :tup


YOU DO NOT!!!   :angry:

I at least have the fact that you did something somewhat funny, you have nothing!

Admit defeat and this embarrassment might just go away.
 :lol
Everything can, should and will be progressive.

"The only thing that is certain is that nothing is certain" - Montaigne.

I'm going to need a SWAT team ready to mobilize, street over maps covering all of Florida, a pot of coffee, twelve Jammie Dodgers and a Fez - Eleventh Doctor

Offline Rina

  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 1515
  • Gender: Female
  • ~
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2010, 01:32:28 PM »
Are you kidding me ? Volk is now my hero !
Yeah, I think your plan backfired. I too believe that volk is even more awesome now than he previously was.

 :metal

I win :tup


YOU DO NOT!!!   :angry:

I at least have the fact that you did something somewhat funny, you have nothing!

Admit defeat and this embarrassment might just go away.
 :lol

(Why would I be embarrassed, I didn't do anything like that  ;))

And no, I'm too stubborn.

Offline Volk9

  • DTF's Representative of the Negro Community
  • Posts: 2394
  • Gender: Male
  • Pokeballs got nothin' on this
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #22 on: January 27, 2010, 01:32:52 PM »
Are you kidding me ? Volk is now my hero !
Yeah, I think your plan backfired. I too believe that volk is even more awesome now than he previously was.

 :metal

I win :tup


YOU DO NOT!!!   :angry:

I at least have the fact that you did something somewhat funny, you have nothing!

Admit defeat and this embarrassment might just go away.
 :lol

Lol, it wont :P
DOWNLOAD MY FREE NEW ALBUM!

(For fans of breakbeat, trip hop, acid jazz, etc)

http://abstractinthesky.com/

<br />Yeah, once you graduate high school, you need to listen to Death Metal like an adult.<br />

Offline Rina

  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 1515
  • Gender: Female
  • ~
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #23 on: January 27, 2010, 01:33:14 PM »
Volk keeps teasing me about something, so I've decided to ruin his reputation and respect as a man. When I was at his house yesterday, I was able to (using my womanly charms) get him to wear my thong, and he liked it. I also spanked him with a belt.

Go on Volk, hand over your Man-Card.
Are you kidding me ? Volk is now my hero !

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?   :'(   He did nothing....  -flops on ground in sorrow-

Offline black_biff_stadler

  • 6th place finalist at New Orleans Skullet Fest 2010
  • DT.net Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 13431
  • Gender: Male
  • blackwater_floyd, get it?
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2010, 01:33:22 PM »
Hate to burst your bubble lady, but you could get 99.9% of the men on this forum to do that with just a smile and a deep sigh.

Cue track 2 from the black album for title reference
Users who've sigged me (Join today!): LCArenas, Jakartabassplayer, LeeHarveyKennedy, Global Laziness, Portrucci, obscure, FlyingBIZKIT, alirocker08, senecadawg2, DebraKadabra, JayOctavarium, Cedar redaC, (almost) bout to crash, ? (the forum member, not the fucking punctuation mark), Zeltar, lonestar, ASacrificedSon

Offline Rina

  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 1515
  • Gender: Female
  • ~
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #25 on: January 27, 2010, 01:33:54 PM »
Are you kidding me ? Volk is now my hero !
Yeah, I think your plan backfired. I too believe that volk is even more awesome now than he previously was.

 :metal

I win :tup


YOU DO NOT!!!   :angry:

I at least have the fact that you did something somewhat funny, you have nothing!

Admit defeat and this embarrassment might just go away.
 :lol

Lol, it wont :P


We'll see who laughs last Volk when this weekend comes along you get nothing from me.

Offline AcidLameLTE

  • Nae deal pal
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 11134
  • Gender: Male
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #26 on: January 27, 2010, 01:36:42 PM »
Ouch :lol

Offline Volk9

  • DTF's Representative of the Negro Community
  • Posts: 2394
  • Gender: Male
  • Pokeballs got nothin' on this
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #27 on: January 27, 2010, 01:37:09 PM »
Are you kidding me ? Volk is now my hero !
Yeah, I think your plan backfired. I too believe that volk is even more awesome now than he previously was.

 :metal

I win :tup


YOU DO NOT!!!   :angry:

I at least have the fact that you did something somewhat funny, you have nothing!

Admit defeat and this embarrassment might just go away.
 :lol

Lol, it wont :P


We'll see who laughs last Volk when this weekend comes along you get nothing from me.

'Cept your thong ;)
DOWNLOAD MY FREE NEW ALBUM!

(For fans of breakbeat, trip hop, acid jazz, etc)

http://abstractinthesky.com/

<br />Yeah, once you graduate high school, you need to listen to Death Metal like an adult.<br />

Offline Rina

  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 1515
  • Gender: Female
  • ~
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #28 on: January 27, 2010, 01:38:08 PM »
Are you kidding me ? Volk is now my hero !
Yeah, I think your plan backfired. I too believe that volk is even more awesome now than he previously was.

 :metal

I win :tup


YOU DO NOT!!!   :angry:

I at least have the fact that you did something somewhat funny, you have nothing!

Admit defeat and this embarrassment might just go away.
 :lol

Lol, it wont :P


We'll see who laughs last Volk when this weekend comes along you get nothing from me.

'Cept your thong ;)

Good luck getting that now.

Offline Space Invader

  • The Canadian Doctor Who Fanatic
  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 928
  • Gender: Male
  • Also recently addicted to Survivor
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #29 on: January 27, 2010, 01:38:19 PM »
Nicely done Volk. Respect.
Everything can, should and will be progressive.

"The only thing that is certain is that nothing is certain" - Montaigne.

I'm going to need a SWAT team ready to mobilize, street over maps covering all of Florida, a pot of coffee, twelve Jammie Dodgers and a Fez - Eleventh Doctor

Offline Volk9

  • DTF's Representative of the Negro Community
  • Posts: 2394
  • Gender: Male
  • Pokeballs got nothin' on this
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #30 on: January 27, 2010, 01:39:14 PM »
DOWNLOAD MY FREE NEW ALBUM!

(For fans of breakbeat, trip hop, acid jazz, etc)

http://abstractinthesky.com/

<br />Yeah, once you graduate high school, you need to listen to Death Metal like an adult.<br />

Offline Rina

  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 1515
  • Gender: Female
  • ~
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #31 on: January 27, 2010, 01:39:42 PM »
Nicely done Volk. Respect.

It'll be the last time he "does" anything.    :yeahright

Offline Space Invader

  • The Canadian Doctor Who Fanatic
  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 928
  • Gender: Male
  • Also recently addicted to Survivor
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #32 on: January 27, 2010, 01:41:57 PM »
Nicely done Volk. Respect.

It'll be the last time he "does" anything.    :yeahright

Snappy retort. Volk, your counter-argument please?
Everything can, should and will be progressive.

"The only thing that is certain is that nothing is certain" - Montaigne.

I'm going to need a SWAT team ready to mobilize, street over maps covering all of Florida, a pot of coffee, twelve Jammie Dodgers and a Fez - Eleventh Doctor

Offline Rina

  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 1515
  • Gender: Female
  • ~
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #33 on: January 27, 2010, 01:43:04 PM »
Nicely done Volk. Respect.

It'll be the last time he "does" anything.    :yeahright

Snappy retort. Volk, your counter-argument please?

He went to take a test for school I think (some college thing)

I have to go to work now, but when I get back at midnight, we're settling this Volk!!!

And let's just say he'll be very deprived from now on.  :P

Offline Volk9

  • DTF's Representative of the Negro Community
  • Posts: 2394
  • Gender: Male
  • Pokeballs got nothin' on this
Re: Fun Fact About Volk:
« Reply #34 on: January 27, 2010, 01:43:38 PM »
Nicely done Volk. Respect.

It'll be the last time he "does" anything.    :yeahright

Snappy retort. Volk, your counter-argument please?

It'll be the last time you "get" anything ;)
DOWNLOAD MY FREE NEW ALBUM!

(For fans of breakbeat, trip hop, acid jazz, etc)

http://abstractinthesky.com/

<br />Yeah, once you graduate high school, you need to listen to Death Metal like an adult.<br />