Author Topic: Misheard lyrics (Read 6053 times)

2Timer · « **on:** November 30, 2009, 04:04:30 PM »

I know lots of people get tired of hearing about this kind of topic, but it can kind of fun. I didn't plan on starting a thread about it, but I was inspired by my ten year old son today when he was singing Empire...
"Batman, trapped again, holds his cheese in his hand."

Anyone have any good ones you'd like to share?

RobD · « **Reply #1 on:** November 30, 2009, 04:15:54 PM »

I haven't done any of those in a while. Got some left over that I never finished, mostly Opeth and stuff. I heard "Fear the trifle" in The Moor somewhere...

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #2 on:** November 30, 2009, 10:30:05 PM »

Quote from: 2Timer on November 30, 2009, 04:04:30 PM

"Batman, trapped again, holds his cheese in his hand."

That's a good one. Sticking with the same album, when I was younger it sounded like he was singer "just a little...fuuuuuuu..ucker!" instead of "just a little loooooo..nger" in Jet City Woman.

Dimitrius · « **Reply #3 on:** November 30, 2009, 10:32:19 PM »

CAUGHT IN A WHALEEEEEEEEEEEE

Zook · « **Reply #4 on:** November 30, 2009, 11:15:54 PM »

I always thought in Nightwish's Slaying The Dreamer he said, "Wake up, Mow the weed". Then I looked at the lyrics and I was right...

MetalMike06 · « **Reply #5 on:** December 01, 2009, 01:11:57 AM »

Fuck this whore!
Drink a troll!
Now be with my mind and I'm right-e-o
But where is the girl that I'm feeling?
I feel Elaine, I feel the breast
Sucks his dick! Captain sex!!

Sex is right here on my crucifix!

Sigz · « **Reply #6 on:** December 01, 2009, 03:27:11 AM »

REDEMPTION FOR YOU MANATTEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dr. SeaWolf · « **Reply #7 on:** December 01, 2009, 10:38:16 AM »

Don't turn your back on parrot eyes

Zantera · « **Reply #8 on:** December 01, 2009, 10:53:23 AM »

First line in Deliverance by Opeth:
"Floating on mist"
but i always hear:
"Choking on dicks"

Opeth also has lots of other classic quotes, there was a video circulating on youtube with some of the best, but i couldn't find it now.
Anyhow, some of them are:
"Leave the pee, it was meant for me"
"What would they care if i was gay? no-one would know, hoooomoooo"
"Deadly badgers laid my wreath" =D

Marvellous G · « **Reply #9 on:** December 01, 2009, 11:39:38 AM »

On When You Were Young by The Killers, one of my friends brilliantly thought it was 'he doesn't look a thing like cheeeeeses, but he talks like a cheddar man'.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #10 on:** December 01, 2009, 12:46:13 PM »

Big ol' jet had a light on.
The girl with colitis goes by.

Zydar · « **Reply #11 on:** December 01, 2009, 01:00:30 PM »

Man I must be tired, I thought this was the 'Lyrics that hit you hard' thread when I clicked it

Gorille85 · « **Reply #12 on:** December 01, 2009, 01:20:14 PM »

Quote from: MetalMike06 on December 01, 2009, 01:11:57 AM

Fuck this whore!
Drink a troll!
Now be with my mind and I'm right-e-o
But where is the girl that I'm feeling?
I feel Elaine, I feel the breast
Sucks his dick! Captain sex!!

Sex is right here on my crucifix!

This. I'm always hearing that!

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #13 on:** December 03, 2009, 04:52:45 AM »

I always have to include this in these threads:

https://bakedapplepie.ytmnd.com/

ZKX-2099 · « **Reply #14 on:** December 03, 2009, 06:45:38 AM »

FROM THE SIMPLE THOUGHT OF CHEESEBURGERS!

Obfuscation indeed...

bosk1 · « **Reply #15 on:** December 03, 2009, 07:55:57 AM »

Quote from: 2Timer on November 30, 2009, 04:04:30 PM

I know lots of people get tired of hearing about this kind of topic, but it can kind of fun. I didn't plan on starting a thread about it, but I was inspired by my ten year old son today when he was singing Empire...
"Batman, trapped again, holds his cheese in his hand."

Anyone have any good ones you'd like to share?

I hate these threads because at least half the posts are people posting really REALLY stupid, forced interpretations of lyrics that no one has ever actually misheard, but the poster somehow thinks are witty and funny.

But the Batman lyric is pure gold.

Dimitrius · « **Reply #16 on:** December 03, 2009, 07:57:59 AM »

Quote from: Guitarded on December 03, 2009, 04:52:45 AM

I always have to include this in these threads:

https://bakedapplepie.ytmnd.com/

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #17 on:** December 03, 2009, 08:17:21 AM »

Listen to "Jet Airliner" and tell me it doesn't really sound like they could be saying "Big ol' Jet Had a Light On".

Zydar · « **Reply #18 on:** December 03, 2009, 08:39:12 AM »

"She softly whispered in my rear".

7StringedBeast · « **Reply #19 on:** December 03, 2009, 09:26:31 AM »

My favorite: Death is the last dancing turtle!!!

Dimitrius · « **Reply #20 on:** December 03, 2009, 10:04:38 AM »

Cheese sticks everyday!!!

mizzl · « **Reply #21 on:** December 03, 2009, 12:24:24 PM »

Quote from: MetalMike06 on December 01, 2009, 01:11:57 AM

Fuck this whore!
Drink a troll!
Now be with my mind and I'm right-e-o
But where is the girl that I'm feeling?
I feel Elaine, I feel the breast
Sucks his dick! Captain sex!!

Sex is right here on my crucifix!

/thread

Valdor · « **Reply #22 on:** December 03, 2009, 01:52:13 PM »

Quote from: MetalMike06 on December 01, 2009, 01:11:57 AM

Fuck this whore!
Drink a troll!
Now be with my mind and I'm right-e-o
But where is the girl that I'm feeling?
I feel Elaine, I feel the breast
Sucks his dick! Captain sex!!

Sex is right here on my crucifix!

Amazing.

Birch Boy · « **Reply #23 on:** December 03, 2009, 11:11:05 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNLDLyeepVs
"I AM HERE TO RIDE BIKE!"

/thread

MetalMike06 · « **Reply #24 on:** December 03, 2009, 11:36:33 PM »

Quote from: Dimitrius on December 03, 2009, 10:04:38 AM

Cheese sticks everything!!

Fixed.

mizzl · « **Reply #25 on:** December 04, 2009, 05:31:59 AM »

Fuck this hole!
Dream control!
Now he's rimmed my mind and the gradient!
But where is the gall that im fearing!
I feel lead, I feel depressed.
Sex is bad, Doctor sex.
Sex is right here on my crucifix.

That's what i heard when i first listened to it.

The Noob · « **Reply #26 on:** December 04, 2009, 01:18:50 PM »

Inside Crystal Mountain
Evil dicks and sperm!

Birch Boy · « **Reply #27 on:** December 04, 2009, 01:20:28 PM »

Quote from: The Noob on December 04, 2009, 01:18:50 PM

Inside Crystal Mountain
Evil dicks and sperm!

? · « **Reply #28 on:** June 19, 2010, 08:56:29 AM »

In the first verse of The Root of All Evil, I always hear: "Angry enough for me to call bird a man"

KevShmev · « **Reply #29 on:** June 19, 2010, 09:06:51 AM »

Even though it is a George Harrison song, in Spock's Beard version of "Beware of Darkness," when Neal first sings, it sounds like, "Take care, beware...of farts that linger."

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #30 on:** June 19, 2010, 09:14:19 AM »

"Debate this faggot's just cause."

Someone on this board (I forget who) had a sig that has misheard lyrics from Another Day that are spot-on. It's from the part of the song where JLB is singing really high before the guitar solo. WHAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLE.

Zydar · « **Reply #31 on:** June 19, 2010, 09:22:51 AM »

Finally Free: "A conga line comes into view" (A blinding light comes into view)

Lie: "You tell me 'bout your tumour coming" (You tell me 'bout your two more coming)

Scarred: "Won't let them feel me with feather lipstick Rubbermaids." (Won't let them fill me with fatalistic remedies)

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #32 on:** June 19, 2010, 09:31:19 AM »

Mr. Ister saves the day:

"But if the dung comes out
He shits the death upon a man
Throw them a rag
Better to save the menstruate
Then surrender tuna sea crap
Whale!"
(Another Day)

Bombardana · « **Reply #33 on:** June 19, 2010, 09:32:05 AM »

I watched this a few too many times and now they are the lyrics I hear for Future Breed Machine hahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=judWB4Bn-3c

COMPUTER DVD!

TioJorge · « **Reply #34 on:** June 19, 2010, 09:34:08 AM »

Quote from: bösk1 on December 03, 2009, 07:55:57 AM

Quote from: 2Timer on November 30, 2009, 04:04:30 PM
I know lots of people get tired of hearing about this kind of topic, but it can kind of fun. I didn't plan on starting a thread about it, but I was inspired by my ten year old son today when he was singing Empire...
"Batman, trapped again, holds his cheese in his hand."

Anyone have any good ones you'd like to share?

I hate these threads because at least half the posts are people posting really REALLY stupid, forced interpretations of lyrics that no one has ever actually misheard, but the poster somehow thinks are witty and funny.

But the Batman lyric is pure gold.

And it's the same here as well. I dunno...maybe it's because I know much of the lyrics being posted but even if I try to hear the words some of you post I just get angry and want to resurrect Hitler. But the OP's son's comment is brilliant. I'll tell Hitler to leave him be.

News: Paralyzed official video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7m7l8iqGAk

Author Topic: Misheard lyrics (Read 6053 times)