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Offline Chino

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Re: a month from tomorrow I'll have a child old enough to drive a car.
« Reply #35 on: May 13, 2009, 06:29:40 PM »
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a month from tomorrow I'll have a child old enough to drive a car.
Wouldn't it be easier to have a baby?

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Re: a month from tomorrow I'll have a child old enough to drive a car.
« Reply #36 on: May 14, 2009, 04:02:51 AM »
Well at least it's a boy. It could be a woman, which would of course lack a penis, which we all know is essential to good driving and sense of direction.

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a month from tomorrow I'll have a child old enough to drive a car.
Wouldn't it be easier to have a baby?

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Re: a month from tomorrow I'll have a child old enough to drive a car.
« Reply #37 on: May 14, 2009, 04:42:00 AM »
I still don't have a licence and I'm about to turn 19 (driving age here is 17).  By the time I can drive I'll no longer care to be careless.

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Re: a month from tomorrow I'll have a child old enough to drive a car.
« Reply #38 on: May 14, 2009, 04:54:07 AM »
I still don't have a licence and I'm about to turn 19 (driving age here is 17).  By the time I can drive I'll no longer care to be careless.


That's what I did. I didn't learn to drive until I was 24... and had two kids.

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Re: a month from tomorrow I'll have a child old enough to drive a car.
« Reply #39 on: May 14, 2009, 04:56:01 AM »
Regardless what you say or hope, hes going to push the limits of his car. I'd recommend getting him behind the wheel of a truck or a suv. I got on the highway and pushed my car to 135 on the way home from the DMV.... its just what guys do.

What a worrying thought. Everyone I know was smart enough to want to be a safe driver instead of having a death wish.

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Re: a month from tomorrow I'll have a child old enough to drive a car.
« Reply #40 on: May 14, 2009, 06:13:28 AM »
^thats pretty stupid imo.

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Re: a month from tomorrow I'll have a child old enough to drive a car.
« Reply #41 on: May 14, 2009, 06:27:14 AM »
and 2 months from now, your auto body shop will know you well. :rollin



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