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Blastoise vs Bowser
« on: November 15, 2009, 11:15:17 AM »
Who would win in a cage match and why?

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2009, 11:21:52 AM »
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2009, 11:23:22 AM »
Water is super effective!

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2009, 11:32:37 AM »
Bowser. This isn't even a contest.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2009, 11:38:56 AM »
Water is super effective!

This. Duh.
Unless Bowser has mean Ultra Potion, Blastoise would crush him.
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2009, 11:45:44 AM »
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2009, 11:48:47 AM »
Water is super effective!

This. Duh.
Unless Bowser has mean Ultra Potion, Blastoise would crush him.

Totaly. Hydro Pump!
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2009, 11:49:45 AM »
It's Super Effective!
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2009, 11:49:54 AM »
Water is super effective!

Irrelevant. Bowser isn't a Pokemon.
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2009, 11:50:38 AM »
Water is super effective!

Irrelevant. Bowser isn't a Pokemon.

So?
Water >>>>>>>> Fire
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2009, 11:51:39 AM »
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2009, 11:54:37 AM »


And your infinite supply of picture like this is why you are my favorite poster Gwii!
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2009, 11:54:39 AM »
Even if Blastoise can't be super effective, Bowser's fire would still be ineffective on Blastoise!

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2009, 11:57:05 AM »
Even if Blastoise can't be super effective, Bowser's fire would still be ineffective on Blastoise!

I mean, for God's sake! If Bowser can defeat a little Italian man, how can he hope to beat a giant turtle with cannons coming out of his back.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2009, 11:58:33 AM »
I love how at 12 seconds he looks like he's holding a guitar.
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2009, 12:10:20 PM »
Blastoise, because he has motherfuckin' cannons built into him. Also, this thread needs a poll.
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2009, 12:17:13 PM »
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2009, 12:21:57 PM »
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #20 on: November 15, 2009, 12:22:19 PM »
Blastoise. As mentioned above, Bowser's fire would be ineffective against Blastoise and Bowser can't even beat a midget plumber in a fight.
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2009, 12:23:36 PM »
Blastoise, he has Hydro Pump.



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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2009, 12:33:27 PM »
Blastoise, he has Hydro Pump.



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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #23 on: November 15, 2009, 12:38:26 PM »
Bowser is the most awesome, although blastoise has cannon's sticking out of his back.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #24 on: November 15, 2009, 12:39:59 PM »
Any pokemon could take Bowser. Thats right. Any.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #25 on: November 15, 2009, 12:47:46 PM »
Even Magikarp???

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #26 on: November 15, 2009, 12:48:18 PM »
Super Mario Bros. is awesome, while Pokemon is trash, so the decision is very easy.  :)

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #27 on: November 15, 2009, 12:49:49 PM »
Super Mario Bros. is awesome, while Pokemon is trash, so the decision is very easy.  :)

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #28 on: November 15, 2009, 12:50:44 PM »
Super Mario Bros. is awesome, while Pokemon is trash, so the decision is very easy.  :)

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #29 on: November 15, 2009, 01:08:32 PM »
Blastoise. As mentioned above, Bowser's fire would be ineffective against Blastoise and Bowser can't even beat a midget plumber in a fight.

You guys are focusing too much on the fire. Bowser has claws, hammers, nimble jumping, and a spiked shell. Blastoise is slow, immobile, and his hydro cannons are his only meaningful weapon.

As for the Mario argument, it's not a worthy comparison. Mario is more nimble and tactically intelligent than both Blastoise and Bowser. Blastoise is less nimble and intelligent than Bowser. Mario beats Bowser because of advantages Blastoise doesn't have, so there's no reason to bring him into this conversation.
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #30 on: November 15, 2009, 01:08:50 PM »
Super Mario Bros. is awesome, while Pokemon is trash, so the decision is very easy.  :)
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #31 on: November 15, 2009, 01:15:07 PM »
Blastoise.

Super Mario Bros. is awesome, while Pokemon is trash, so the decision is very easy.  :)

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #32 on: November 15, 2009, 01:22:05 PM »
Blastoise. As mentioned above, Bowser's fire would be ineffective against Blastoise and Bowser can't even beat a midget plumber in a fight.

You guys are focusing too much on the fire. Bowser has claws, hammers, nimble jumping, and a spiked shell. Blastoise is slow, immobile, and his hydro cannons are his only meaningful weapon.

First of all, theres no way Bowser is that much more "nimble" then Blastoise.
Plus, Blastoise doesnt only have Hydro Pump; hes got Skull Bash, Bite, he can use his shell as a shield... And then theres all the TMs and HMs he can learn.
Blastoise has got all kinds of crazy shit goin on.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #33 on: November 15, 2009, 01:22:25 PM »
Super Mario Bros. is awesome, while Pokemon is trash, so the decision is very easy.  :)

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #34 on: November 15, 2009, 01:28:47 PM »
Blastoise has got all kinds of crazy shit goin on.

This is a good point. You have to establish what attacks Blastoise has going in.
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