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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #175 on: November 19, 2009, 12:53:58 AM »


VS.



Well this might be an unfair match, 'cause tentacool has the poison sting, but still...
Surely one day they'll work out it would be simpler and far more legal just to suckle on each others' teats in a kind of wonderful 69 of eternal calcium goodness.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #176 on: November 19, 2009, 12:59:13 AM »
Tentacool actually has attacks. The Mario squid just swims into you. But maybe he is covered in poison, that would explain why Mario dies when touching a squid.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #177 on: November 19, 2009, 04:42:41 AM »
Dexter also had that irritating voice in the show.
The game, on the other hand, had an awesome pokedex.
In the most recent ones, the pokedex was telling you each pokemon's personality, who they took to the prom, balanced your checkbooks, shined your shoes, and saved you %15 or more on car insurance by switching you to Geico.

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Seriously. If this thread isn't archived, I'll be disappointed.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #179 on: November 19, 2009, 09:09:26 AM »
THE ULTIMATE BATTLE!

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #180 on: November 19, 2009, 10:09:18 AM »
Explain to me how Rick Astley is from the Mushroom Kingdom?

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #181 on: November 19, 2009, 10:10:41 AM »


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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #182 on: November 19, 2009, 10:35:35 AM »
Duh, the pokeball. Who knows what goes on in there?
The block just hold one item inside a cube of bricks, but pokeballs have a living creature just chillin' inside.



Oh, and this thread had better be archived, because if a thread this ridiculous goes for 6 pages and has actual heated debate, it's a success.
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #183 on: November 19, 2009, 10:37:01 AM »
The ? can contain loads of cool stuff as well. Like plants that go up the to clouds, or a feather that makes it possible to fly.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #184 on: November 19, 2009, 10:51:09 AM »
Like plants that go up the to clouds, or a feather that makes it possible to fly.
To be fair, neither of those are as a. badass or b. large as a massive fuck-off dragon.




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PLUS it has to give 'em sustenance. Imagine the amount of raw meat those bastards need.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #185 on: November 19, 2009, 11:03:04 AM »
Pokemon have one advantage though. They cannot die, only faint  :\. The grass everywhere must be full of *fainted* pokemon.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #186 on: November 19, 2009, 11:05:12 AM »
Pokemon have one advantage though. They cannot die, only faint  :\. The grass everywhere must be full of *fainted* pokemon.
Psh, check out Pokemon Tower in Lavender Town. Them's well good at dying. They're just made of sterner stuff than flimsy ol' Bowser in battle.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #187 on: November 19, 2009, 11:07:44 AM »
Pokemon have one advantage though. They cannot die, only faint  :\. The grass everywhere must be full of *fainted* pokemon.
Psh, check out Pokemon Tower in Lavender Town. Them's well good at dying. They're just made of sterner stuff than flimsy ol' Bowser in battle.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #188 on: November 19, 2009, 11:08:17 AM »



How about I don't lock, I don't archive, and I just ban you instead? :p

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #189 on: November 19, 2009, 11:09:11 AM »
Don't you look like that then? I even drew the majesty pendant :p.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #190 on: November 19, 2009, 11:11:24 AM »
I have to admit, I really did like that and the drawing in general. :lol

Anyway I will archive this once it turns into complete spam. But as long as you are all discussing possible fictitious matches, then keep it going.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #191 on: November 19, 2009, 11:13:28 AM »
I have to admit, I really did like that and the drawing in general. :lol

Anyway I will archive this once it turns into complete spam. But as long as you are all discussing possible fictitious matches, then keep it going.
You even have a separate lock button on you keyboard  :metal.

But can bowser turn into giga bowser or not? If so, he would definitely win.


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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #192 on: November 19, 2009, 11:14:32 AM »
Okay, if we're going by the original Bowser and the original Blastoise, than the latter would surely win. And really it's hard to match up the various incarnations of the two after that.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #193 on: November 19, 2009, 11:23:42 AM »
Okay, if we're going by the original Bowser and the original Blastoise, than the latter would surely win. And really it's hard to match up the various incarnations of the two after that.
But Blastoise is originally a Squirtle.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #194 on: November 19, 2009, 12:15:00 PM »
Okay, if we're going by the original Bowser and the original Blastoise, than the latter would surely win. And really it's hard to match up the various incarnations of the two after that.
But Blastoise is originally a Squirtle.

And Bowser is originally Baby Bowser.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #195 on: November 19, 2009, 01:34:38 PM »
Okay, if we're going by the original Bowser and the original Blastoise, than the latter would surely win. And really it's hard to match up the various incarnations of the two after that.
But Blastoise is originally a Squirtle.

And Bowser is originally Baby Bowser.

So then shouldnt their "evolved forms" battle?

Squirtle vs. Baby Bowser

Wartorle vs. Bowser

Blastoise vs. Giga Bowser
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #196 on: November 19, 2009, 01:39:23 PM »
But we've already concluded you can't apply the rules of pokemon to Bowser, only to Blastoise. The point is moot in any case; the terms of the comparison are Blastoise vs. Bowser.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #197 on: November 19, 2009, 01:43:46 PM »
In what environment are they fighting? Blastoise has the upper hand in a water area, whilst Bowser would prefer fighting in his castle - with all his traps.

He needs to watch out that Blastoise doesn't hit the level to destroy the bridge though.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #198 on: November 19, 2009, 01:49:55 PM »
That just made me wonder, why didn't Bowser just wait for Mario to get on the bridge and then pull that otherwise entirely useless lever himself?

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #199 on: November 19, 2009, 02:01:01 PM »
Why doesn't he send 500 koopa's at the same time at Mario instead of dividing them over the world? Why doesn't he send 300 bullet bills at Mario, that he can never dodge?

Maybe he isn't as evil as he looks. He should take some lessons from Ganondorf.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #200 on: November 19, 2009, 04:12:04 PM »
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #201 on: November 19, 2009, 04:15:14 PM »
And that's weird. Cause I caught him once, and my game isn't borked :neverusethis:

On bulbapedia (such a thing exists, yes. Incredible resource), they detail that there are several types of missingno. I the one I caught turned into a lvl 1 Kangaskhan with water gun, watergun, hyper beam and dizzy punch. The only error I saw were people walking on the roof of the abandoned mansion in Cinnabar.
Fuck. Proof reading is sometimes useful. What the hell did you write?

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #202 on: November 19, 2009, 04:22:00 PM »
Oh come on, I see one word that shouldn't be there, the letter that should be capitalized in its place, and a missing word. Not too too bad :lol

Honestly I just type, and expect the grammar and spelling to be right :P

EDIT: Alright, and I shouldn't have started the sentence with "And".

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #203 on: November 19, 2009, 04:32:18 PM »
"borked"? "I the one I caught"? "...with water gun, watergun,"?
I was like... WAT!

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #204 on: November 19, 2009, 04:37:16 PM »
"I" was the word I put in accidentally, T in "the" should have been capitalized, and I missed the space bar on water gun, so sue me :P

And borked is slang son. It means something that's "fucked up".

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #205 on: November 19, 2009, 04:50:08 PM »
Wait wait wait wait. I just thought of something.

Are we assuming Blastoise is being commanded by a trainer? If so, wouldn't it depend on the trainer if Blastoise does well enough against Bowser? And if Squirtle was fighting Baby Bowser, would Baby Bowser have Kamek to help him out? If so, Squirtle is fucked.


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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #206 on: November 19, 2009, 04:52:13 PM »
If Blastoise has a trainer, Bowser can just eat the trainer before smashing Blastoise.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #207 on: November 19, 2009, 04:57:08 PM »
In SSBB though, the trainer is there but he cant be hurt.
I would assume that the trainer would not directly be part of the battle.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #208 on: November 19, 2009, 05:00:00 PM »
Wait wait wait wait. I just thought of something.

Are we assuming Blastoise is being commanded by a trainer? If so, wouldn't it depend on the trainer if Blastoise does well enough against Bowser? And if Squirtle was fighting Baby Bowser, would Baby Bowser have Kamek to help him out? If so, Squirtle is fucked.

No, that's applying the rules of the pokemon universe the Bowser's status.

If Blastoise has a trainer, Bowser can just eat the trainer before smashing Blastoise.

Not necessarily. Wild pokemon are frequently shown to be capable of combat without a trainer.

And it's arguable that Bowser wouldn't be able to attack the trainer in the first place. It's partly a pokemon battle, and in a pokemon battle, attacks against the trainer are illegal. However this is partly applying Pokemon rules to Bowser. It could go either way.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #209 on: November 19, 2009, 05:01:42 PM »
But Bowser doesn't listen to the rules, he is bad-ass.


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On a side note, I would root for Bowser.