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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #140 on: November 18, 2009, 03:15:28 PM »
Pikachu beat Onix, even back when he was a n00b at the first gym.
Although being chained to something could pose a problem as well.

Well, sort of. He used the sprinklers, and destroyed Brock's gym. Then Brock came by, said "you didn't win, but here's your badge anyway", and then left his father to care for his 86 siblings while he went and had fun. Wasn't really a straightfoward victory.
Since then, I don't think Onix ever lost.
Onix would just have the size on Chain Chomp.

Seriously. Like what is Pokemon teaching us as a society? That it's OK to cheat to win and abandon our families to go party with our friends?

And what about the fact everytime a Pokemon is caught they're imprisoned in Prof. Oak's pedophile farm in the middle of fucking nowhere? And that they're happy about it?

Yep. Pokemon is just the Japanese trying to rape our children.

And Ash was FUCKING 11 when he left home.
So it's also teaching parents to abandon their children as early as possible and send them out on dangerous quests.
At least Frodo had a fellowship help him. Ash had two dipshit friends that would come and go on a yearly basis.

EDIT: ninja'd at least 4 times there.
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #141 on: November 18, 2009, 03:17:06 PM »


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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #142 on: November 18, 2009, 03:17:13 PM »
It's also okay to train animals to fight each other for your amusement.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #143 on: November 18, 2009, 03:18:37 PM »
I'm amazed PETA wasn't all up in Pokemon's business.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #144 on: November 18, 2009, 03:19:39 PM »
Let's get back on-topic though.


:neverusethis:

Mario/Luigi or Mr. Mime?

The latter is really annoying, he would probably annoy Mario/Luigi so much that they would give up.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #145 on: November 18, 2009, 03:20:22 PM »
Let's get back on-topic though.


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Mario/Luigi or Mr. Mime?

The latter is really annoying, he would probably annoy Mario/Luigi so much that they would give up.

Mr. Mime had invisible wall... he needs nothing else.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #146 on: November 18, 2009, 03:20:55 PM »
I'm amazed PETA wasn't all up in Pokemon's business.

Good point. Enslaving wild animals and having them do our bidding?

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #147 on: November 18, 2009, 03:23:04 PM »
I'm amazed PETA wasn't all up in Pokemon's business.

Good point. Enslaving wild animals and having them do our bidding?
That would never happen in the real world. :neverusethis:.

O wait, Pokemon is real - my bad.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #148 on: November 18, 2009, 03:25:33 PM »
It'd be awesome to have a Charizard IRL.



Just sayin'.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #149 on: November 18, 2009, 03:25:50 PM »
I'm amazed PETA wasn't all up in Pokemon's business.

Good point. Enslaving wild animals and having them do our bidding?

... and betting on it.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #150 on: November 18, 2009, 03:40:19 PM »
How about:


NAH NAH NAH NAH. "POKÉMON 5000, ASH'S DARK ONYX CONFUSION" CANNOT BE PART OF THIS GAME. This is about the ORIGINAL 151 Pokémon. No bullshit super evolved na na na huggy bears against the old school Bowser. Let's stay on focus, people!

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #151 on: November 18, 2009, 03:45:31 PM »
Silver/Gold Pokemon were also good!

It went loads downwards after that though.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #152 on: November 18, 2009, 03:49:19 PM »
How about:


NAH NAH NAH NAH. "POKÉMON 5000, ASH'S DARK ONYX CONFUSION" CANNOT BE PART OF THIS GAME. This is about the ORIGINAL 151 Pokémon. No bullshit super evolved na na na huggy bears against the old school Bowser. Let's stay on focus, people!

Yeah! The fucks wrong with you?

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #155 on: November 18, 2009, 03:57:10 PM »
Probably the end of whole DTF. Soon the database will be erased and there will be no possibility to save threads/posts.

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« Reply #156 on: November 18, 2009, 05:04:02 PM »
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #157 on: November 18, 2009, 05:08:06 PM »
A million rare candies for everyone!
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #158 on: November 18, 2009, 05:11:18 PM »
Nothing doing. You forgot to talk to the caterpie/ratatta/weedle man.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #159 on: November 18, 2009, 05:12:14 PM »
Nothing doing. You forgot to talk to the caterpie/ratatta/weedle man.

Oh right. I forgot about that.
Everything can, should and will be progressive.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #160 on: November 18, 2009, 05:17:54 PM »


POTY :lolpalm:
Thank you  :lol.

I caught it once. I could never save again, ruined my whole game :p.
And I hated the old man that would teach you how to catch pokemon.


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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #161 on: November 18, 2009, 05:19:40 PM »
....what am I not getting? It's just a blur...

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #162 on: November 18, 2009, 05:21:42 PM »
....what am I not getting? It's just a blur...
It's not a blur. It's missingno. The pokemon that could turn into a level 600 oddish with splash once you caught it.

And then turned into a level 5 abra once you leveled it.



Too bad you could only capture him once, after that you're game was broken  :lol.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #163 on: November 18, 2009, 05:30:29 PM »
....what am I not getting? It's just a blur...

:therearenowords:



And that's weird. Cause I caught him once, and my game isn't borked :neverusethis:

On bulbapedia (such a thing exists, yes. Incredible resource), they detail that there are several types of missingno. I the one I caught turned into a lvl 1 Kangaskhan with water gun, watergun, hyper beam and dizzy punch. The only error I saw were people walking on the roof of the abandoned mansion in Cinnabar.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #164 on: November 18, 2009, 05:38:21 PM »
^ Yeah, mine always did that too. :lol

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #165 on: November 18, 2009, 05:39:16 PM »
....what am I not getting? It's just a blur...

:therearenowords:



And that's weird. Cause I caught him once, and my game isn't borked :neverusethis:

On bulbapedia (such a thing exists, yes. Incredible resource), they detail that there are several types of missingno. I the one I caught turned into a lvl 1 Kangaskhan with water gun, watergun, hyper beam and dizzy punch. The only error I saw were people walking on the roof of the abandoned mansion in Cinnabar.
Yea, there were always people up there :p. I think it was on the gym though. And you were lucky with your missingno :p.

I forgot he always seemed to have watergun, sometimes multiple times.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #166 on: November 18, 2009, 05:50:52 PM »
Level 128 Gyrados anyone?

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #167 on: November 18, 2009, 06:21:09 PM »
I never caught one. I found it kinda sketchy, and didnt want to take the chance of ruining my game.
(I still cheated and got 100 rare candies)

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« Reply #168 on: November 18, 2009, 06:25:28 PM »
You can do lots of fun shit with a gameshark. I remember strange things happening when you get your mad hax up in there and walk outside of the normal map's boundaries. I found a level 100+ Khangaskan that had the appearance of Prof Oak. :o

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #169 on: November 18, 2009, 07:58:08 PM »


VS.




I choose Goombella because she not only knew everything about monsters, but also people and areas. Plus she was funny where as the Pokedex was annoying as a mother-fucker.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #170 on: November 18, 2009, 08:05:53 PM »
Plus, shes an actualy creater, not just an electronic device.
This isnt really a fair fight, is it?

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« Reply #171 on: November 18, 2009, 08:28:55 PM »
Plus, shes an actualy creater, not just an electronic device.
This isnt really a fair fight, is it?

Probably not. I just wanted her to win something because she's my favorite game character.  :laugh:

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #172 on: November 18, 2009, 11:15:27 PM »
Dexter also had that irritating voice in the show.
The game, on the other hand, had an awesome pokedex.
In the most recent ones, the pokedex was telling you each pokemon's personality, who they took to the prom, balanced your checkbooks, shined your shoes, and saved you %15 or more on car insurance by switching you to Geico.
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #173 on: November 18, 2009, 11:21:33 PM »
Dexter also had that irritating voice in the show.
The game, on the other hand, had an awesome pokedex.
In the most recent ones, the pokedex was telling you each pokemon's personality, who they took to the prom, balanced your checkbooks, shined your shoes, and saved you %15 or more on car insurance by switching you to Geico.

 :rollin :clap:

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #174 on: November 18, 2009, 11:53:39 PM »
Dexter also had that irritating voice in the show.
The game, on the other hand, had an awesome pokedex.
In the most recent ones, the pokedex was telling you each pokemon's personality, who they took to the prom, balanced your checkbooks, shined your shoes, and saved you %15 or more on car insurance by switching you to Geico.

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