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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #105 on: November 18, 2009, 11:20:31 AM »
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #106 on: November 18, 2009, 12:20:18 PM »

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #107 on: November 18, 2009, 12:21:21 PM »
CLEARLY Blastoise.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #108 on: November 18, 2009, 01:57:43 PM »
But because ghost is super effective against ghost, and Boo doesn't count as a ghost, Ghastly might bite it this time.

However, aren't Boo's attacks physically based? He'd have a hard time damaging Ghastly if that were the case, as I think Ghastly is supposed to be literally a cloud of gas.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #109 on: November 18, 2009, 02:04:49 PM »
Wouldn't boo just stop and cover his face once the fight started?

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #110 on: November 18, 2009, 02:05:28 PM »
I nominate this thread for thread of the year  :hefdaddy

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #111 on: November 18, 2009, 02:21:12 PM »
Gastly has Dream Eater though.
The only thing Boo would win at is tennis. Only because he can do that ballsy make-the-ball-curve-slightly move.
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #112 on: November 18, 2009, 02:22:48 PM »
The only thing Boo would win at is tennis. Only because he can do that ballsy make-the-ball-curve-slightly move.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #113 on: November 18, 2009, 02:24:31 PM »
I nominate this thread for thread of the year  :hefdaddy

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #114 on: November 18, 2009, 02:25:23 PM »
Gastly has Dream Eater though.
The only thing Boo would win at is tennis. Only because he can do that ballsy make-the-ball-curve-slightly move.
That's why I always chose Boo. Those balls were unbeatable.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #115 on: November 18, 2009, 02:26:45 PM »
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #116 on: November 18, 2009, 02:30:15 PM »
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #117 on: November 18, 2009, 02:30:54 PM »
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #118 on: November 18, 2009, 02:32:24 PM »
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #119 on: November 18, 2009, 02:35:06 PM »
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #120 on: November 18, 2009, 02:37:40 PM »
Chain Chomp - Onyx would also be pretty epic.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #121 on: November 18, 2009, 02:43:04 PM »
Pikachu beat Onix, even back when he was a n00b at the first gym.
Although being chained to something could pose a problem as well.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #122 on: November 18, 2009, 02:52:08 PM »
Pikachu beat Onix, even back when he was a n00b at the first gym.
Although being chained to something could pose a problem as well.

Well, sort of. He used the sprinklers, and destroyed Brock's gym. Then Brock came by, said "you didn't win, but here's your badge anyway", and then left his father to care for his 86 siblings while he went and had fun. Wasn't really a straightfoward victory.
Since then, I don't think Onix ever lost.
Onix would just have the size on Chain Chomp.
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #123 on: November 18, 2009, 02:55:53 PM »
Chain chomp is made out of metal though, and has pretty big teeth. He would have to be loose from the pole to be able to win though, otherwise Onyx could just keep tossing rocks at him.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #124 on: November 18, 2009, 02:57:49 PM »
Chain chomp is made out of metal though, and has pretty big teeth. He would have to be loose from the pole to be able to win though, otherwise Onyx could just keep tossing rocks at him.

I still feel like Onix has the pure size on him.
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #125 on: November 18, 2009, 02:58:37 PM »
Pikachu beat Onix, even back when he was a n00b at the first gym.
Although being chained to something could pose a problem as well.

Well, sort of. He used the sprinklers, and destroyed Brock's gym. Then Brock came by, said "you didn't win, but here's your badge anyway", and then left his father to care for his 86 siblings while he went and had fun. Wasn't really a straightfoward victory.
Since then, I don't think Onix ever lost.
Onix would just have the size on Chain Chomp.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #126 on: November 18, 2009, 03:01:08 PM »
I honestly didnt remember that :lol
Chain Chomp is for sure more high tech. When he gets off the chain, steel with giant teeth beats a couple of boulders with a face.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #127 on: November 18, 2009, 03:02:33 PM »
Pikachu beat Onix, even back when he was a n00b at the first gym.
Although being chained to something could pose a problem as well.

Well, sort of. He used the sprinklers, and destroyed Brock's gym. Then Brock came by, said "you didn't win, but here's your badge anyway", and then left his father to care for his 86 siblings while he went and had fun. Wasn't really a straightfoward victory.
Since then, I don't think Onix ever lost.
Onix would just have the size on Chain Chomp.

This is why I love DTF.  :rollin The fact that other people besides myself remember is in such great detail.

I really feel like watching the series again.
It's been many years, but the classic Pokemon could easily stand the test of time.
What pissed me off is how Ash gave away so many Pokemon!
He gave away Pidgeot, Primeape, Butterfree, Charizard, Squirtle, and tried to let Pikachu go several times. Plus, the very same episode that Togepi finally evolves into Togetic, Misty gives it away to be the Queen of the Togepi.
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #128 on: November 18, 2009, 03:05:01 PM »
Chain chomp is made out of metal though, [...]

Let's match it up against Steelix, then. But then again, I don't think that it would make that much of a difference against Chain Chomp.
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #129 on: November 18, 2009, 03:05:52 PM »
Chain chomp is made out of metal though, [...]

Let's match it up against Steelix, then. But then again, I don't think that it would make that much of a difference against Chain Chomp.

Steelix is even bigger than Onix. It would be a blowout.
I can't remember is Steel even effective against Steel?
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #130 on: November 18, 2009, 03:07:18 PM »
Not very effective against each other. And the difference are only 40 centimetres, which is nothing compared to how long Onix and Steelix are.
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #131 on: November 18, 2009, 03:09:15 PM »
Not very effective against each other. And the difference are only 40 centimetres, which is nothing compared to how long Onix and Steelix are.

Well, it may be a deadlock then. It can't see one steel guy fighting another and one clearly winning. It'd just be a lot of clanging, with no real victor.
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #132 on: November 18, 2009, 03:09:17 PM »
What size is our Chain Chomp here? As far as I remember he comes in a variety of sizes, some very large.

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« Reply #133 on: November 18, 2009, 03:10:43 PM »
Not very effective against each other. And the difference are only 40 centimetres, which is nothing compared to how long Onix and Steelix are.

Well, it may be a deadlock then. It can't see one steel guy fighting another and one clearly winning. It'd just be a lot of clanging and CC's barking, with no real victor.
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #134 on: November 18, 2009, 03:10:49 PM »
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #135 on: November 18, 2009, 03:11:17 PM »


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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #136 on: November 18, 2009, 03:12:14 PM »
 :lol I think we should set these up a bit better; explain the details before we all start debating.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #137 on: November 18, 2009, 03:12:35 PM »
There was an enormous chain chomp in one of the early levels of Super Mario 64. Many, many times the size of Mario. And if Mario is a short human, it would be a fair fight in terms of size against Steelix.

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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #138 on: November 18, 2009, 03:13:18 PM »
Pikachu beat Onix, even back when he was a n00b at the first gym.
Although being chained to something could pose a problem as well.

Well, sort of. He used the sprinklers, and destroyed Brock's gym. Then Brock came by, said "you didn't win, but here's your badge anyway", and then left his father to care for his 86 siblings while he went and had fun. Wasn't really a straightfoward victory.
Since then, I don't think Onix ever lost.
Onix would just have the size on Chain Chomp.

Seriously. Like what is Pokemon teaching us as a society? That it's OK to cheat to win and abandon our families to go party with our friends?

And what about the fact everytime a Pokemon is caught they're imprisoned in Prof. Oak's pedophile farm in the middle of fucking nowhere? And that they're happy about it?

Yep. Pokemon is just the Japanese trying to rape our children.
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Re: Blastoise vs Bowser
« Reply #139 on: November 18, 2009, 03:14:44 PM »
Pikachu beat Onix, even back when he was a n00b at the first gym.
Although being chained to something could pose a problem as well.

Well, sort of. He used the sprinklers, and destroyed Brock's gym. Then Brock came by, said "you didn't win, but here's your badge anyway", and then left his father to care for his 86 siblings while he went and had fun. Wasn't really a straightfoward victory.
Since then, I don't think Onix ever lost.
Onix would just have the size on Chain Chomp.

Seriously. Like what is Pokemon teaching us as a society? That it's OK to cheat to win and abandon our families to go party with our friends?

And what about the fact everytime a Pokemon is caught they're imprisoned in Prof. Oak's pedophile farm in the middle of fucking nowhere? And that they're happy about it?

Yep. Pokemon is just the Japanese trying to rape our children.



Chain chomp can indeed be HUGE. Not sure how Steelix can do anything against that.