-go into ninja pose-
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-high pitched scream- AHOMGNOESVOLKCOMEHALPMEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! -sits around and does nothing-
Volk! I'll be in the deepest part of the dungeon, you have to collect three pieces of shiny stones because that would make the rescue more romantic, then collect all the chickens for the village people and cut all their grass and break all of the pots, and after that make sure you lose the stone somehow, and go get me seven pieces of something equally pretty, then come get me. I've also sent something to aid you that will constantly point out things so obvious you must be impaired to not have seen them without her, she will also proceed to steadily annoying you more and more, with increasing urgency throughout your quest.
Don't forget to do all the extra side-quests on the way, but don't forget that you're in a hurry.
Kthxbye!