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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #70 on: October 13, 2009, 10:56:11 PM »
Me and Blob are a match. :-*

Oh, I'm sorry Zeltar, but if you were born after 1995, then we're not a match. It wasn't meant to be.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #71 on: October 13, 2009, 10:57:18 PM »
Me and Blob are a match. :-*

Oh, I'm sorry Zeltar, but if you were born after 1995, then we're not a match. It wasn't meant to be.
I'm 1993. We're good. :heart

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #72 on: October 13, 2009, 10:59:30 PM »
Screw you guys, I'm going home.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #73 on: October 13, 2009, 10:59:31 PM »
Me and Blob are a match. :-*

Oh, I'm sorry Zeltar, but if you were born after 1995, then we're not a match. It wasn't meant to be.
I'm 1993. We're good. :heart

The funny thing is that I chose 1995 as an extremely recent year as an exaggeration, and you're only two years off that :|
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #74 on: October 13, 2009, 11:00:45 PM »
If you were born BEFORE 1999, we are NOT a match.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #75 on: October 13, 2009, 11:01:17 PM »
Screw you guys, I'm going home.

That's a good idea.  Aren't you out past your curfew?

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #76 on: October 13, 2009, 11:05:45 PM »
OKAY BACK TO ORIGINAL TOPIC PLZ

James, don't even think about getting on that, k?

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #77 on: October 13, 2009, 11:14:17 PM »
I think we should all start posting our own unrealistic requirements for mates and having other people rate the ridiculousness.

The person with the highest ridiculousness rating has to send a message to this girl and try to pick her up.
Im pretty sure I would win such a contest  :P

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #78 on: October 13, 2009, 11:17:23 PM »
I think we should all start posting our own unrealistic requirements for mates and having other people rate the ridiculousness.

The person with the highest ridiculousness rating has to send a message to this girl and try to pick her up.
Im pretty sure I would win such a contest  :P

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #79 on: October 13, 2009, 11:18:01 PM »
If you don't think Jordan Rudess was DT's best keyboardist, we are NOT a match.
Hey, thats a legitimate requirement.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #80 on: October 13, 2009, 11:22:39 PM »
sky-diving,

There has to be some deeper reason she said that. She knew someone that died skydiving, or she's taking out some kind of fear through hatred of skydiving, or something. It's so random that it almost has to mean something.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #81 on: October 13, 2009, 11:28:05 PM »
I wasn't aware we could say pooper on the forums, awesome.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #82 on: October 14, 2009, 12:13:01 AM »
I remember this one time on the bus I was blasting something, I can't remember what exactly on my Zune and this kid taps me on the shoulders and says, "Do you worship Satan?" and my reply was "Yes, and if you bother me again Satan will steal your soul." I think the kid shit himself.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #83 on: October 14, 2009, 12:34:09 AM »
I didn't read the entire thread, but the OP gave me a good laugh.  This chick's either never been in a relationship of any kind before, or she's got her head up her ass.  I hope it's a joke.

No offense to you Jamesmiain if you're interested in her for some reason.  But I can't imagine that you would be after reading that load of crap.  :lol

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #84 on: October 14, 2009, 01:14:36 AM »
sky-diving,

There has to be some deeper reason she said that. She knew someone that died skydiving, or she's taking out some kind of fear through hatred of skydiving, or something. It's so random that it almost has to mean something.

Well, she also targeted guys who are into motorcycles.  My assumption was that she's not into guys that go out and take risks.  She doesn't want her perfect husband to go and get himself killed, because then he won't be able to make money for her and shower her with love and attention.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #85 on: October 14, 2009, 01:21:07 AM »
yeshua4 said what I was thinking
definately a unique post....some of it I understood as a believer in Christ, but other things gave me the impression that she was unbalanced.  The no friends thing and the no kids seemed extreme.  She may just be trying to narrow her search to one dream person, but she will probably learn that there are qualities she wants that she has overlooked and qualities that she has disqualified that she would find are actually a blessing...IMO, her post wasn't the best way to find a mate.

I could come up with many weird preferences I could have, but few of those would ever be a deal breaker.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #86 on: October 14, 2009, 01:29:59 AM »
sky-diving,

There has to be some deeper reason she said that. She knew someone that died skydiving, or she's taking out some kind of fear through hatred of skydiving, or something. It's so random that it almost has to mean something.

Well, she also targeted guys who are into motorcycles.  My assumption was that she's not into guys that go out and take risks.  She doesn't want her perfect husband to go and get himself killed, because then he won't be able to make money for her and shower her with love and attention.

Not quite. If he took risks and enjoyed them, it would force her to reflect on a life where she took no risks, saw other people having fun taking risks, and responded by directing her anger at herself toward them.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #87 on: October 14, 2009, 02:44:49 AM »
You know it's people like this that I am who I am. Knowing what is possible and what's impossible plain and simple.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #88 on: October 14, 2009, 02:59:39 AM »
I'm really surprised she wants to be a housewife, doesn't have any friends, yet doesn't want kids. What on earth does she wanna do for the rest of her life? I know looking after a house and all the things that go along with it IS a lot of work, but to be honest without kids or someone to go have some coffee with I think she would turn even crazier fast.

It's pretty sad to see how people are shopping for love like they do for a computer, a car or any product.

I don't see a big deal in it. It makes sense for all the single, available people to gather in one place and find each other rather than limiting your available partners to those that you happen to run across in your small daily circle of people. I don't, however, think relationships tend to work as well usually when you've both met through the intention of starting one. There's so much pressure in meeting someone, and before you've even had your first meeting knowing that you're both assessing each other as potential partners rather than just taking things slowly and seeing how you do as friends first.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #89 on: October 14, 2009, 06:45:32 AM »
I'm reminded by her of the woman antagonist of Audition. Stay well away dude.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #90 on: October 14, 2009, 06:57:26 AM »
Come to think of it she could have saved time and typing effort and just said she wants a Star Wars fan
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #91 on: October 14, 2009, 06:58:18 AM »
If you breathe we are not a match.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #92 on: October 14, 2009, 07:00:03 AM »
If you are not a piece of wood with a small amount of phosphor compound on the end then you are not a match.

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« Reply #93 on: October 14, 2009, 07:03:42 AM »
I think the oddest thing about that entire profile is that she does NOT want kids. Seems the type of person she is (read: clingy and boring), she'd be the type to want to surround herself with kids.
I thought so too, but maybe kids just take too much attention away from her attention-whoring ways. She doesn't seem to like the idea of anything but her being the center of the universe.
Remember that she wants to give all of her focus to her husband. Kids will definitely intervene in that way.

Speaking of which, she's a devout Christian. Are condoms OK over there? Because otherwise, virgin 4 life.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #94 on: October 14, 2009, 07:04:08 AM »
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I am looking for someone who does NOT pleasure themselves or look at pornography (and yes guys, Playboy and similar magazines are porn). If you do this, do not waste my time.

Also I'm looking for someone who has not yet been married and who is still a virgin! If saving yourself for marriage is not important to you and you are not still a virgin, again don't waste my time. "True love waits", if you're waiting till marriage you understand this.


A virgin who has never pleased himself....  :facepalm:

Good luck with that...
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #95 on: October 14, 2009, 07:15:51 AM »
They might have. But they cannot do it anymore.

What about age?

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #96 on: October 14, 2009, 07:20:55 AM »
It's more the way that she states her wants rather than her wants that make her come off badly. If she said, "I would really like the following traits in a man" rather than "You must have these things or don't even bother" it's wouldn't be so bad. Most of the qualities are perfectly reasonable things to hope for in a man. the one that would piss me off if I was looking at her seriously is wanting to be a housewife, but not wanting kids. If we didn't have kids, you damn well better be working.

This woman obviously understands nothing about love. It's not about a bunch of traits and qualities of a person that makes you love them. and you're never going to find the perfect person. Everyone has flaws. It's about finding the right person.

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« Reply #97 on: October 14, 2009, 07:29:31 AM »
She's against "space" in a relationship???  As lordx said, not only does she not know much about love, she knows nothing about relationships or marriage.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #98 on: October 14, 2009, 07:29:51 AM »
If you are not a piece of wood with a small amount of phosphor compound on the end then you are not a match.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #99 on: October 14, 2009, 07:30:54 AM »
If you have a pulse, you are a match.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #100 on: October 14, 2009, 07:35:32 AM »
If you are not a piece of wood with a small amount of phosphor compound on the end then you are not a match.
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« Reply #101 on: October 14, 2009, 07:37:11 AM »
If you have a pulse, you are a match.
Or in Nick's case: "If you don't have a pulse, you are a match."
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #102 on: October 14, 2009, 07:43:21 AM »
If you're not my right hand we are not a match.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #103 on: October 14, 2009, 07:43:42 AM »
James, don't even think about getting on that, k?

I have absolutely no desire whatsoever, in the entire history of ever, to even attempt to actually want to even see her. If she ever saw me, I would say that I have an atheist friend who skydives on a motorcycle while looking at a Playboy magazine, with his two sons with him.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #104 on: October 14, 2009, 07:44:38 AM »
If you're not my right hand we are not a match.

I think you mean a Watch. And left hand.