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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #35 on: October 13, 2009, 09:49:10 PM »
Well, I sent her a message. I told her the truth about me. The only thing she shouldn't like is that I am not a virgin. I only answered the questions that she said you should start an email with.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #36 on: October 13, 2009, 09:49:24 PM »
Well, I sent her a message. I told her the truth about me.

So did you tell her about the tractor story?
I wouldn't want somebody with 18 kids to mow my damn lawn, based on a longstanding bias I have against crazy fucks.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #37 on: October 13, 2009, 09:49:57 PM »
Well, I sent her a message. I told her the truth about me. The only thing she shouldn't like is that I am not a virgin. I only answered the questions that she said you should start an email with.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #38 on: October 13, 2009, 09:50:15 PM »
It's pretty sad to see how people are shopping for love like they do for a computer, a car or any product.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #39 on: October 13, 2009, 09:50:49 PM »
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I am not a girl who has a lot of friends or who hangs out with friends. In fact, I do not have any friends. A guy with a similar friend situation works best with me. By the way, you guys who enjoy your "guys nights", we are not a match.

I feel that honesty and time spent with your significant other is very important. Therefore a guy who enjoys spending as much time as possible with me (both in person and on the phone) is also a requirement. I do not like or tolerate space in a relationship, and if you do, then we are not a match.

If you skydive, we are not a match.

If you are into motorcycles, we are not a match.


These are the things I feel take it from "very religious" to "crazy cat lady."

Wanting to spend time with friends is bad? They not only have to spend all of their time with her, but any time away should preferably be spent on the phone with her? Enjoying skydiving, even if he doesn't expect her to do it too? Just being "into" motorcycles, not even expecting to have one, is a deal breaker?

I'm not even going to say she'll never find someone who matches this, because I'm sure there's plenty of people out there who will. But the fact that some of those things make it impossible for her to be with someone says to me that she's someone I could never imagine myself enjoying being around.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #40 on: October 13, 2009, 09:52:10 PM »
Well, I sent her a message. I told her the truth about me. The only thing she shouldn't like is that I am not a virgin. I only answered the questions that she said you should start an email with.
Why would you even be interested?  Please tell my you're just joking with her.

I am not interested. I want to see what she says.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #41 on: October 13, 2009, 09:52:16 PM »
Here's the thing. If there was any indication she was cool, and wanted those things. Okay, she wants to get married, whatever.

But she explicitly says she has no friends. So how much life experience does she really have. She says she wants a virgin husband, but my question is - has she ever even had a chance to have sex?

It's not that she wants a certain thing out of life. It's that she wants a husband who doesn't cast life on her own failure and being a shut-in.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #42 on: October 13, 2009, 09:54:33 PM »
I think we should all start posting our own unrealistic requirements for mates and having other people rate the ridiculousness.

The person with the highest ridiculousness rating has to send a message to this girl and try to pick her up.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #43 on: October 13, 2009, 09:55:15 PM »
All I gotta say is... if she responds.....





PUT IT IN HER POOPER! :neverusethis:

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #44 on: October 13, 2009, 09:55:41 PM »
Stick, genius.

Stick in in her pooper.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #45 on: October 13, 2009, 09:56:05 PM »
Stick, genius.

Stick in in her pooper.
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I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #46 on: October 13, 2009, 09:57:35 PM »
Stick, genius.

Stick in in her pooper.

Sticking it in would qualify as rape.... putting it in gently is the way to go.


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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #47 on: October 13, 2009, 09:58:36 PM »
 :rollin loltypos



My requirement for women:

They must've never worn socks in their life, or seen anyone with socks on. If you have worn socks or seen someone wearing socks, we are NOT a match.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #48 on: October 13, 2009, 09:59:33 PM »
:rollin loltypos



My requirement for women:

They must've never worn socks in their life, or seen anyone with socks on. If you have worn socks or seen someone wearing socks, we are NOT a match.
:lol :lol :lol

Oh man, think about this coming up on a first date.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #49 on: October 13, 2009, 10:00:57 PM »
Wow...the only thing that really sets off a red flag is the whole friends thing.  THAT is weird.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #50 on: October 13, 2009, 10:01:39 PM »
That's it, now we post ridiculous requirements.

If you believe that the earth is round and not flat, we are NOT a match.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #51 on: October 13, 2009, 10:03:02 PM »
If you don't think Kevin Moore was DT's best keyboardist, we are NOT a match.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #52 on: October 13, 2009, 10:03:31 PM »
definately a unique post....some of it I understood as a believer in Christ, but other things gave me the impression that she was unbalanced.  The no friends thing and the no kids seemed extreme.  She may just be trying to narrow her search to one dream person, but she will probably learn that there are qualities she wants that she has overlooked and qualities that she has disqualified that she would find are actually a blessing...IMO, her post wasn't the best way to find a mate.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #53 on: October 13, 2009, 10:04:02 PM »
If you agree with anything I say or believe, we are NOT a match. Okay?
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #54 on: October 13, 2009, 10:04:08 PM »
If you accidentally the whole thing, we are NOT a match.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #55 on: October 13, 2009, 10:04:22 PM »
If you don't think St. Anger is Metallica's most consistently great album then we are NOT a match.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #56 on: October 13, 2009, 10:04:52 PM »
If you don't liek mudkipz, we are NOT a match.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #57 on: October 13, 2009, 10:05:06 PM »
If you think red is a colour, we are NOT a match.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #58 on: October 13, 2009, 10:05:51 PM »
If you don't liek mudkipz, we are NOT a match.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #59 on: October 13, 2009, 10:06:08 PM »
Stick, genius.

Stick in in her pooper.
loltypos

That wasn't a typo.  It was for...um...emphasis.  Sentences don't need subjects anyway.

Oh, and I could never be with a woman who buys the generic brand of Kool-Ade.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #60 on: October 13, 2009, 10:19:14 PM »
Wow I hate this person.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #61 on: October 13, 2009, 10:38:37 PM »
If you accidentally the whole thing, we are NOT a match.
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that's impossible, you won't find any couple
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #62 on: October 13, 2009, 10:39:00 PM »
This girl is desperate, and anyone who wants to be with her is desperate. Love isn't about finding a person who meets an extremely narrow set of criteria. She had some fair enough requirements, such as religion etc, but when she's getting into specifics of sky-diving, having friends and generally having any sort of life, she seems very separated from society. And this is coming from someone who is admittedly very separated from society :lol
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #63 on: October 13, 2009, 10:46:32 PM »
Me and Blob are a match. :-*

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #64 on: October 13, 2009, 10:48:39 PM »
This girl is desperate, and anyone who wants to be with her is desperate. Love isn't about finding a person who meets an extremely narrow set of criteria. She had some fair enough requirements, such as religion etc, but when she's getting into specifics of sky-diving, having friends and generally having any sort of life, she seems very separated from society. And this is coming from someone who is admittedly very separated from society :lol

Blob, no matter how disconnected from society you may be, I'm sure your prospects are about eight thousand times better than this woman's. 

Even taking into account Zeltar's repeated sexual advances. :P

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #65 on: October 13, 2009, 10:49:14 PM »
Me and Blob are a match. :-*

Oh, I'm sorry Zeltar, but if you were born after 1995, then we're not a match. It wasn't meant to be.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #66 on: October 13, 2009, 10:53:02 PM »
I think the oddest thing about that entire profile is that she does NOT want kids. Seems the type of person she is (read: clingy and boring), she'd be the type to want to surround herself with kids.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #67 on: October 13, 2009, 10:55:28 PM »
I think the oddest thing about that entire profile is that she does NOT want kids. Seems the type of person she is (read: clingy and boring), she'd be the type to want to surround herself with kids.

Kids would draw her husband's attention away from her.  She can't have that.

Kids would also give her life purpose.  This is unacceptable.

Kids would drain her employed, college-educated husband's bank account and limit the amount of luxury she could afford to live in.  This is a dealbreaker.

And, besides, what if her kids grow up to be gamblers and atheists who aren't virgins?  She doesn't associate with those kinds of people, so kids are not a good idea.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #68 on: October 13, 2009, 10:55:38 PM »
I think the oddest thing about that entire profile is that she does NOT want kids. Seems the type of person she is (read: clingy and boring), she'd be the type to want to surround herself with kids.

I thought so too, but maybe kids just take too much attention away from her attention-whoring ways. She doesn't seem to like the idea of anything but her being the center of the universe.
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #69 on: October 13, 2009, 10:56:07 PM »
:rollin

Very good points!

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