I guess it is
hard not to feel sorry for this girl. At least a little bit.
But a profile on a dating site is supposed to give others an idea of what you're like and what you're interested in (this chick spends all her time on the latter, and goes way overboard). I fail to see how anyone could read this and come to a conclusion other than she's a total bitch. Maybe the profile isn't representative at all of who she really is, but based on it
, this girl is a bitch and I would never want to meet her in person.
If this is all a joke, then I think I'd want to meet her after all.