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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #175 on: October 15, 2009, 08:18:44 AM »
My ass your face.


isn't being christian or catholic...and NOT wanting kids against some code?


She didn't mention "no video games" in her list....so that's a plus.
Maybe she's a big gamer!
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #176 on: October 15, 2009, 08:27:47 AM »
Get with this chick then start playing GTA San Andreas.  Drive motorcycles, jump out of airplanes, have random unwed sex with multiple women, etc., then tell her that since she's sucked all of the fun out of your life, you're living vicariously through a video game.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #177 on: October 15, 2009, 09:53:04 AM »
Get with this chick then start playing GTA San Andreas.  Drive motorcycles, jump out of airplanes, have random unwed sex with multiple women, etc., then tell her that since she's sucked all of the fun out of your life, you're living vicariously through a video game.
I dunno... isn't there a lot of skydiving in that game?

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #178 on: October 15, 2009, 09:57:37 AM »
It could be a deal breaker.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #179 on: October 15, 2009, 10:25:14 AM »
That poor woman is gonna be alone all her life.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #180 on: October 15, 2009, 10:27:41 AM »
Nah, after not finding any satisfying replies to her listing she will probably conclude that all men are worthless pigs and become a lesbian while simultaneously throwing away a god that did not provide her with a man, thus leading to a life of one-nighters and cheap thrills.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #181 on: October 15, 2009, 10:33:26 AM »
That'd require sensibility and common sense. :0
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #182 on: October 15, 2009, 10:50:06 AM »
even if she went lez...and you infer the same rules apply...any lesbian female virgin is likely to have played as well..me thinks.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #183 on: October 15, 2009, 10:53:40 AM »
A vibrator is the only thing that's ever going to meet all of her criteria.

I think.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #184 on: October 15, 2009, 10:54:13 AM »
No, you must have missed the part about batteries being unholy.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #185 on: October 15, 2009, 10:55:27 AM »
Damn, you're right.  I totally missed it.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #186 on: October 15, 2009, 10:58:08 AM »
Damn, you're right.  I totally missed it.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #187 on: October 15, 2009, 11:12:56 AM »
isn't being christian or catholic...and NOT wanting kids against some code?
Is it? Every christian in the world MUST want to have kids? ooook.

Yeah, yeah, go forth and multiply, but if you have the view that that's meant to humankind as a whole, I think we've accomplished that :P


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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #188 on: October 15, 2009, 11:14:34 AM »
No, it isn't.  Neither marriage nor having children are universal commandments.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #189 on: October 15, 2009, 02:07:26 PM »
Even though I agree with most of the posts here; it still doesn't feel right that we're discussing someone behind their back like this, to each his own, we all have a little "weird" in us, I hope she finds happiness one way or another.
If I was actually registered there, I'd write to her pretty much what I wrote here. Being unique is one, and very good, thing, trying to avoid actually living at all is another.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #190 on: October 15, 2009, 02:28:42 PM »
No, it isn't.  Neither marriage nor having children are universal commandments.
I had religious instruction when i was younger, and I never learned anything about these being "required".  However, at almost every wedding I've been to, the minister or priest or whoever says something along the lines of "will you bear children and raise them in the way of Christ?", or something to that effect.  It seems like they are making it a condition that you promise to have children brought up in the faith.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #191 on: October 15, 2009, 03:31:10 PM »
No, it isn't.  Neither marriage nor having children are universal commandments.
We agree, then ;)

Jasc, this isn't a part of the norwegian wedding ritual (well, not any wedding I've been to anyway), but I would assume that if the priest/pastor says something like that it's something he have talked about with the couple beforehand? I have no clue.

Unless it's catholic weddings ??? :P


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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #192 on: October 15, 2009, 04:05:07 PM »
I foresee Rob being changed to snugglebunnylovecakes soon

nice one Rob
How did you guess? :biggrin:

This thread is absolutely golden. My favourite thing is that Rob and Nick did a great job coming up with hilariously picky lists, but still neither of them were as picky as the real one in the OP! :lol

Yeah I'd put money on her dying alone.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #193 on: October 15, 2009, 04:14:51 PM »
I foresee Rob being changed to snugglebunnylovecakes soon

nice one Rob
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #194 on: October 15, 2009, 04:37:21 PM »
I foresee Rob being changed to snugglebunnylovecakes soon

nice one Rob
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #195 on: October 15, 2009, 05:28:05 PM »
No, it isn't.  Neither marriage nor having children are universal commandments.
This.

And archive this thread in a month. Best one in years.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #197 on: October 15, 2009, 05:41:27 PM »
Even though I agree with most of the posts here; it still doesn't feel right that we're discussing someone behind their back like this, to each his own, we all have a little "weird" in us, I hope she finds happiness one way or another.

so what do we do, go tell her on her profile or what, because I would be up to that ;D

I don't get it isn't religion all about being able sacrifice and give up what sometimes makes us encumbered in the first place good or bad?
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #198 on: October 15, 2009, 06:38:07 PM »
For the record, I'm liking this noob so far.  :tup

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #199 on: October 15, 2009, 07:44:29 PM »
It´s amazing how there´s such a big thread dedicated to that girl  :P

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #200 on: October 15, 2009, 07:52:36 PM »
Is it? Every christian in the world MUST want to have kids? ooook.

Yeah, yeah, go forth and multiply, but if you have the view that that's meant to humankind as a whole, I think we've accomplished that :P

I'm not saying that but for being as conservative as she's seeming to be, it's surprising she doesn't want kids. 

Then again, her standards are so high, she may not want it.

And then again, maybe if she does meet that person, she will change her mind.  I know that I didn't want kids nearly as much before I was married as I do now that I've been married over a year.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #201 on: October 15, 2009, 09:03:06 PM »
The bitch is clearly insane.

If you are lucid and have a life, you are not a match.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #202 on: October 15, 2009, 09:46:49 PM »
I never got a reply from her.  :lol


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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #203 on: October 15, 2009, 09:49:27 PM »
James, link her to this thread.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #204 on: October 15, 2009, 09:50:32 PM »
James, link her to this thread.

Include a link to this thread and only say "If you haven't read this thread, then we are not a match".
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #205 on: October 15, 2009, 09:52:05 PM »
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #206 on: October 15, 2009, 09:54:39 PM »
If the Shawshank Redemption does not arouse you, we are not a match.

STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT, DTF!  YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #207 on: October 15, 2009, 09:58:57 PM »
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« Reply #208 on: October 16, 2009, 06:00:21 AM »
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #209 on: October 16, 2009, 06:04:45 AM »
Seems like a good time to unleash this freshly baked emoticon:

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