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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #140 on: October 14, 2009, 11:16:17 AM »
Poor girl's requirements completely violate the entire 13th chapter of 1st Corinthians, especially the 5th verse. She should give that chapter a few good readings and then reassess her idea of "love."

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #141 on: October 14, 2009, 11:32:37 AM »
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I am not a girl who has a lot of friends or who hangs out with friends. In fact, I do not have any friends.

This was my favorite part.  Although this is also the part that, to me, suggests the whole thing might be a joke.  Can't tell; probably just wishful thinking I guess.  :lol

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #142 on: October 14, 2009, 12:16:44 PM »
"If you think we are a match, we are not a match."

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #143 on: October 14, 2009, 12:19:39 PM »
And honestly, could her name on that dating site be more trivial?

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #144 on: October 14, 2009, 12:23:43 PM »
"If you think we are a match, we are not a match."

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #145 on: October 14, 2009, 12:52:16 PM »
And honestly, could her name on that dating site be more trivial?

I'd imagine if you don't have any friends, romantic prospects, or goals, Sudoku is one of your best options to pass the time.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #146 on: October 14, 2009, 12:54:07 PM »
Very judgemental.  No one who isn't a virgin?  For a Christian, she isn't very Christ-like.  Jesus didn't say, "Okay, to be a Christian, you HAVE to be a virgin."  Some of the other stuff is obviously right on, but things like the virgin issue are just plain stupid.  She'll learn to be less judgemental when she's 36 and her friends are all married with two kids and a nice family.  Oh wait, that's right.  She doesn't have any friends.  She'll be just fine, then.  :lol
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #147 on: October 14, 2009, 12:55:14 PM »
"If you think we are a match, we are not a match."

Already beat you to it a few posts back lol, but yeah, I can understand everything except the skydiving thing.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #148 on: October 14, 2009, 12:58:10 PM »
"If you read this, we are not a match"

"If you are not very found of the idea of mind control, we are not a match"

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #149 on: October 14, 2009, 01:01:18 PM »
Poor 'lil darlin'. I feel kind of bad for her, thinking in such a naive way. She will end up hurt and alone if she truly thinks she will find a human being that will match that exact criteria. No one is perfect, nor is she. She just happens to think that way as of now, for whatever reason.


Annnyway, I'm gonna go beat off and smoke a joint. Might message her later.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #150 on: October 14, 2009, 01:02:36 PM »
"If you think we are a match, we are not a match."

Already beat you to it a few posts back lol, but yeah, I can understand everything except the skydiving thing.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #151 on: October 14, 2009, 01:04:59 PM »
I think the oddest thing about that entire profile is that she does NOT want kids. Seems the type of person she is (read: clingy and boring), she'd be the type to want to surround herself with kids.
I thought so too, but maybe kids just take too much attention away from her attention-whoring ways. She doesn't seem to like the idea of anything but her being the center of the universe.
Remember that she wants to give all of her focus to her husband. Kids will definitely intervene in that way.

Speaking of which, she's a devout Christian. Are condoms OK over there? Because otherwise, virgin 4 life.
Edit: She's a Catholic. If she doesn't want kids, she'll definitely be a virgin for life... unless she figures out her rhythm which won't guarantee that much.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #152 on: October 14, 2009, 01:45:32 PM »
DISCLAIMER:  THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT IS BASED ON MY EXPERIENCE AND THOSE OF COUNTLESS ACQUAINTANCES.  ANY IMPLICATION THAT I WAS MAKING A BLANKET SEXIST REMARK OR POINTING REMARKS SPECIFICALLY AT YOU OR ANYONE YOU KNOW IS YOUR PROBLEM, NOT MINE.

What is totally incongruous here is that this is a man who is going to pose absolutely ZERO challenge to her, provide ZERO chase, etc.  Despite what her post says and asks for from a man, sooner or later she'll be all "Um yeah, I can pretty much walk all over you, what fun are you?" and dump him within a year for the bad boy she insists she wants nothing to do with.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #153 on: October 14, 2009, 01:50:06 PM »
What I've told my nephew's is find a girl on the low end of the crazy meter and marry her.  High maintenance is not worth it.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #154 on: October 14, 2009, 03:30:10 PM »
What I'm tempted is to meet this woman, lie about everything, then have sex with her.

Then tell her the truth, light a cigarette, take a shot of vodka, tell her my condom was broken, get on my motorcycle, and leave.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #155 on: October 14, 2009, 03:45:06 PM »
Leaving to go sky diving with friends I presume.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #156 on: October 14, 2009, 03:55:54 PM »
Leaving to go sky diving with friends I presume.

Whoa...whoa...Friends? You sinning whore.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #157 on: October 14, 2009, 05:01:58 PM »
If you don't think Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time, we are NOT a match.



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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #158 on: October 14, 2009, 05:24:48 PM »
I lol'd how she's Christian but says she doesn't want kids.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #159 on: October 14, 2009, 06:34:41 PM »
that girl's post... kinda go me angry..

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #160 on: October 14, 2009, 06:55:38 PM »
If you don't think Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time, we are NOT a match.




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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #161 on: October 14, 2009, 07:27:24 PM »
Was her email address posted?  I want to get in touch with her

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #162 on: October 14, 2009, 08:47:31 PM »
There's nothing wrong with having criteria.  Sure, I think she's a bit delusional as to her requirements.  She's truly naive if she thinks there's a man alive who doesn't look at porn...and won't mind waiting to marry her before having sex.  But if she can truly stick to her beliefs no matter what, then I'll certainly respect that.

But hey, there's 6 billion people in the world...maybe there is such a man for her.  I don't know.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #163 on: October 14, 2009, 08:51:44 PM »
I assure you, there's not.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #164 on: October 14, 2009, 08:59:43 PM »
She's truly naive if she thinks there's a man alive who doesn't look at porn...and won't mind waiting to marry her before having sex.
I disagree. Such men are uncommon, but they do exist.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #165 on: October 14, 2009, 09:20:45 PM »
Lets get one thing straight from the start, in a relationship with me, I will always be the center of attention and you will always work to serve me. With that out of the way lets see if you could be a potential match for me.

I want a woman who can control her emotions, and not have mood swings all the time, I know that a few days a month its especially hard, but that's why god invented doctors who can write prescriptions. If you can't afford health insurance and a $20 co-pay then we are not a match.

I want dogs and kids, but not in that exact order. I want one dog for awhile, then two kids, and then another dog. Also, anything less than 50 lbs is not a dog. If you want a chihuahua then I suggest using the time you would otherwise spend sending me emails going to Taco Bell. Also, and this is very important, if you don't think you can control how many children you will have, then you are right out. I said two children, no more, no less.

I require sex twice a day, once to help me get up in the morning, and once to help me get to sleep at night. If it is a problem to be with me every morning and night without question or exception then we are probably not a match. Also you should realize that I have shit to do, so sex during the rest of the day is not going to happen.

A good sense of humor is important, if you didn't laugh at the pun I put into the first sentence of the last paragraph then you are a soulless bitch who should leave me alone.

Finally I need someone who can cater to who I need them to be at any given time. You need to be able to go from loving to thoughtful to playful at any given moment.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #166 on: October 14, 2009, 09:23:07 PM »
I was hoping someone would catch that!

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #167 on: October 14, 2009, 09:54:51 PM »
She's truly naive if she thinks there's a man alive who doesn't look at porn...and won't mind waiting to marry her before having sex.
I disagree. Such men are uncommon, but they do exist.

This.  I stopped a couple years ago just as sort of a test of self-discipline and haven't done it since.  The waiting for sex thing is a totally different story :lol, but I think there are probably a handful of guys out there who are religiously devout enough to commit to something like that.  Or more likely, will just lie to her about it.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #168 on: October 15, 2009, 01:18:21 AM »
I lol'd how she's Christian but says she doesn't want kids.

You should message her.  Convince her that you're everything she wants.  Then take her on a few dates.  Then get down on your knees and propose.  Then start talking about how excited you are to have kids.

When she starts to disagree with you, slap her in the face, scream "BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY, BITCH.  MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY READING THE BIBLE SOMETIME." 

Then walk out, never to cross her path again.

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« Reply #169 on: October 15, 2009, 02:13:04 AM »
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #170 on: October 15, 2009, 03:34:57 AM »
What I'm tempted is to meet this woman, lie about everything, then have sex with her.

Then tell her the truth, light a cigarette, take a shot of vodka, tell her my condom was broken, get on my motorcycle, and leave.

:lol

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Poor girl's requirements completely violate the entire 13th chapter of 1st Corinthians, especially the 5th verse. She should give that chapter a few good readings and then reassess her idea of "love."

Very good point.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #171 on: October 15, 2009, 05:36:31 AM »
Religion is an important thing in my life too, but this woman is clearly looking to be in a codependent relationship.  It's going to be scary if she finds anyone that matches.

I mean look at this:

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A guy with a similar friend situation works best with me. By the way, you guys who enjoy your "guys nights", we are not a match.

Every guy wants their guy nights once in a while.

She's basically wiping off anyone.  Also the thing with no kids.  That blows my mind. 

My guess is that she is pretending to know what she wants but in all reality she doesn't. 

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #172 on: October 15, 2009, 05:37:39 AM »
She's truly naive if she thinks there's a man alive who doesn't look at porn...and won't mind waiting to marry her before having sex.
I disagree. Such men are uncommon, but they do exist.

This.  I stopped a couple years ago just as sort of a test of self-discipline and haven't done it since.  The waiting for sex thing is a totally different story :lol, but I think there are probably a handful of guys out there who are religiously devout enough to commit to something like that.  Or more likely, will just lie to her about it.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #173 on: October 15, 2009, 07:17:43 AM »
Even though I agree with most of the posts here; it still doesn't feel right that we're discussing someone behind their back like this, to each his own, we all have a little "weird" in us, I hope she finds happiness one way or another.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #174 on: October 15, 2009, 07:33:21 AM »
Even though I agree with most of the posts here; it still doesn't feel right that we're discussing someone behind their back like this, to each his own, we all have a little "weird" in us, I hope she finds happiness one way or another.

I hope she does, too, but realistically. To me, this serves as a reminder to not be so picky, because then you'll never find someone.