BACON!!!!!!

[faemir]

I just had bacon noodles 

[RobD]

https://bakonvodka.com/

Hey, that has RobD's sig!

[setrataeso]

I just had bacon noodles 

win

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Had these on some fresh grilled burgers recently.  You would think that for a slice of cheese, the bacon would be next to nonexistent.  Not so.  Lots of bacon flavor, but not overpoweringly so.  The burgers tasted awesome.  Very worth getting your hands on.

[Chino]

Had these on some fresh grilled burgers recently.  You would think that for a slice of cheese, the bacon would be next to nonexistent.  Not so.  Lots of bacon flavor, but not overpoweringly so.  The burgers tasted awesome.  Very worth getting your hands on.

Does it have the same fat content as bacon?

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Estimated:

1 slice of cheese = 5 g fat (3 g saturated)
1 clise of bacon = about 4 g fat (1 g saturated)

[lonestar]

The love of bacon and concern over fat content are concepts that are polar opposites, IMO.

[setrataeso]

No kidding

[lonestar]

No kidding

What I tried to say that you know that bacon is loaded with fat, and is totally one of the most unhealthy things to eat, yet we still sing its praise like it was the invention of sliced bread(preferably toasted, with some mayo,lettuce, tomato, and a ton of bacon).

[axeman90210]

it's all part of God's cruel little joke. Pretty much everything on this planet worth consuming in large quantities will send us to an early grave if we eat a lot of it

[eric42434224]

The love of bacon and concern over fat content are concepts that are polar opposites, IMO.

Not if you are concerned that the food has too LITTLE fat.

And bacon may not be the healthiest thing in the world, but with a lifestyle of a diet of moderation, and physical activity, it is perfectly fine to indulge in bacon now and then.

Bacon is edible goodness.

[RobD]

it's all part of God's cruel little joke. Pretty much everything on this planet worth consuming in large quantities will send us to an early grave if we eat a lot of it

That just says to me that you should eat loads of bacon if you don't want a long, boring baconless life.

You could try balance it out by jogging every day, but you'd just spend the extra years you've gained just jogging.

[axeman90210]

it's all part of God's cruel little joke. Pretty much everything on this planet worth consuming in large quantities will send us to an early grave if we eat a lot of it

That just says to me that you should eat loads of bacon if you don't want a long, boring baconless life.

You could try balance it out by jogging every day, but you'd just spend the extra years you've gained just jogging.

exactly. There's no winning, ever. DAMN YOU SUPPOSEDLY BENEVOLENT CREATOR *shakes fists*

[Jamesman42]

it's all part of God's cruel little joke. Pretty much everything on this planet worth consuming in large quantities will send us to an early grave if we eat a lot of it

That just says to me that you should eat loads of bacon if you don't want a long, boring baconless life.

You could try balance it out by jogging every day, but you'd just spend the extra years you've gained just jogging.

exactly. There's no winning, ever. DAMN YOU SUPPOSEDLY BENEVOLENT CREATOR *shakes fists*

No dude, God created everything, including bacon. That alone certifies benevolence.

[hefdaddy42]

Bacon is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

[Chino]

Bacon and beer, are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

[axeman90210]

it's all part of God's cruel little joke. Pretty much everything on this planet worth consuming in large quantities will send us to an early grave if we eat a lot of it

That just says to me that you should eat loads of bacon if you don't want a long, boring baconless life.

You could try balance it out by jogging every day, but you'd just spend the extra years you've gained just jogging.

exactly. There's no winning, ever. DAMN YOU SUPPOSEDLY BENEVOLENT CREATOR *shakes fists*

No dude, God created everything, including bacon. That alone certifies benevolence.

but if he was truly benevolent bacon would be among the healthiest foods on the planet (along with movie theater buttered popcorn and ice cream). As it stands is he's kind of benevolent, with a fucked up sense of humor

[hefdaddy42]

it's all part of God's cruel little joke. Pretty much everything on this planet worth consuming in large quantities will send us to an early grave if we eat a lot of it

That just says to me that you should eat loads of bacon if you don't want a long, boring baconless life.

You could try balance it out by jogging every day, but you'd just spend the extra years you've gained just jogging.

exactly. There's no winning, ever. DAMN YOU SUPPOSEDLY BENEVOLENT CREATOR *shakes fists*

No dude, God created everything, including bacon. That alone certifies benevolence.

but if he was truly benevolent bacon would be among the healthiest foods on the planet (along with movie theater buttered popcorn and ice cream). As it stands is he's kind of benevolent, with a fucked up sense of humor

That's the way I roll.

What?

[Jamesman42]

Not unless there is everlasting bacon in heaven awaiting you, so your premature death was actually just a field test.

[lonestar]

Not unless there is everlasting bacon in heaven awaiting you, so your premature death was actually just a field test.

I actually heard it rains warm bacon grease in heaven.

[Dr. SeaWolf]

Not unless there is everlasting bacon in heaven awaiting you, so your premature death was actually just a field test.

I actually heard it rains warm bacon grease in heaven.

"This snowflake tastes like fishsticks!"

[Space Invader]

it's all part of God's cruel little joke. Pretty much everything on this planet worth consuming in large quantities will send us to an early grave if we eat a lot of it

That just says to me that you should eat loads of bacon if you don't want a long, boring baconless life.

You could try balance it out by jogging every day, but you'd just spend the extra years you've gained just jogging.

exactly. There's no winning, ever. DAMN YOU SUPPOSEDLY BENEVOLENT CREATOR *shakes fists*

No dude, God created everything, including bacon. That alone certifies benevolence.

but if he was truly benevolent bacon would be among the healthiest foods on the planet (along with movie theater buttered popcorn and ice cream). As it stands is he's kind of benevolent, with a fucked up sense of humor

He might have a bad sense of humor, but the benevolence is that we don't gain weight in heaven. Therefore, you can eat all the bacon, ice cream and popcorn you want without care. Bacon lives on as the best even in the afterlife!

[sonatafanica]

But does the bacon have to be cooked in heaven? Are there chef angels? Would that be forced labor if no one felt like cooking? Are angels slaves then? And where do the pigs come from? Do the pigs that die on earth go to that big trough in the sky only to be killed again by an enslaved butcher angel? (that actually sounds like an AWESOME arch enemy character)

[lonestar]

If there is no bacon in heaven, then I'm not going.(probably not going anyway, but now it's on my terms)

[Jamesman42]

If God could create the entire universe, I'm sure He wouldn't have a problem giving us bacon forever, just like that with no pigs.

[lonestar]

If God could create the entire universe, I'm sure He wouldn't have a problem giving us bacon forever, just like that with no pigs.

That's the easy way out.

[Jamesman42]

Trust me, it would be better than any human could muster up.

[lonestar]

Trust me, it would be better than any human could muster up.

Do you think humans invented bacon, or did god hand the process down to a prophet on stone tablets.

[icysk8r]

Bacon is good, not as good as you guys say it is.

[Chino]

Bacon is good, not as good as you guys say it is.

 

[Space Invader]

Bacon is good, not as good as you guys say it is.

 

Seen it before at my old school, but still funny!

[setrataeso]

No kidding

What I tried to say that you know that bacon is loaded with fat, and is totally one of the most unhealthy things to eat, yet we still sing its praise like it was the invention of sliced bread(preferably toasted, with some mayo,lettuce, tomato, and a ton of bacon).

Yeah, I was agreeing with you. If you eat bacon, and are concerned about its fat content, you can't be fully enjoying some part of your life.

[Chino]

If you fed a pig nothing but bacon for its entire life, would said pig's bacon be that much more epic?

[Jamesman42]

Trust me, it would be better than any human could muster up.

Do you think humans invented bacon, or did god hand the process down to a prophet on stone tablets.

I don't know, but God can do anything better than us, so. . .

If you fed a pig nothing but bacon for its entire life, would said pigs bacon be that much more epic?

Feed it Nutella as well. Mmmm nutella-bacon pigs mmmmmmmmm.

[sonatafanica]

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