Author Topic: BACON!!!!!! (Read 166195 times)

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #1575 on:** August 24, 2012, 04:22:40 PM »

Quote from: Gadough on August 24, 2012, 03:06:49 PM

Floyd. The picture you posted on Facebook belongs in this thread.

WORD.

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #1576 on:** August 24, 2012, 05:47:11 PM »

Quote from: Gadough on August 24, 2012, 03:06:49 PM

Floyd. The picture you posted on Facebook belongs in this thread.

Actually I must credit my friend Daniel with that one. He's an okay fella. Went as Kramer very convincingly for Halloween '09.

Gadough · « **Reply #1577 on:** August 24, 2012, 05:48:16 PM »

So...he randomly shouted racial slurs? And walked into rooms unannounced?

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #1578 on:** August 24, 2012, 05:52:22 PM »

I wish I was joking but, yes. Not just for the sake of that Halloween either.

Gadough · « **Reply #1579 on:** August 24, 2012, 05:55:25 PM »

The fact that you're not joking makes it that much funnier.

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #1580 on:** August 24, 2012, 06:50:39 PM »

Oh it's a fucking riot most of the time until we're stopping at a bodega in the wrong part of town at 2am for beer and the loudest person in our group who stands 6'3" suddenly cuts his decibels by 70% and is looking over his shoulder at the three black dudes smoking black'n'milds at the edge of the store's property.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #1581 on:** September 10, 2012, 02:04:59 PM »

Courtesy of Alton Brown:

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #1582 on:** September 10, 2012, 05:24:33 PM »

Alton knows what's what.

Cedar redaC · « **Reply #1583 on:** September 10, 2012, 05:38:44 PM »

The man knows "Good Eats"

lonestar · « **Reply #1584 on:** September 14, 2012, 09:39:04 AM »

This is pretty funny, and has potential for some epic hilarity. Oscar Meyer is pulling a promotional stunt where they're sending this guy to travel across the US with no cash, only a trailer filled with 3000lbs of their new thick cut bacon to barter for lodging, food, etc.

Here is the blog...
https://www.baconbarter.com/

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #1585 on:** September 14, 2012, 11:17:02 AM »

This is my kind of guy. Totally seems like the kind of cat I'd be chillin with at some neighborhood watering hole back home.

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #1586 on:** September 14, 2012, 03:32:18 PM »

Nice - behold the powah of

bosk1 · « **Reply #1587 on:** September 14, 2012, 04:06:12 PM »

Last Friday was our monthly attorney meeting. Typically, one of the lawyers in the office gives an update on significant case developments over the past month. Our office tradition is that whoever is giving the legal update that month is also responsible for bringing donuts to the office for the meeting. I helped establish this tradition years ago. It got off to a bit of a bumpy start because some people simply did not follow directions. It is known as "donut Friday." So, when it is your turn to bring food for the meeting, what's supposed to be in the box? Bagels? No. Pastries? No. Nutrition bars?

If you think that is the correct answer, you should pack your office and leave, and just arrange for your final paycheck to be donated to some charity that conducts research into the causes of mental retardation, and then seek the services of said charity. The only correct answer is: "donuts." Anyhow, sorry about the tangent there. Let me take a deep breath and re-focus...

Okay, we're back. So, last Friday, I stop at a donut store in town that I know has bacon donuts. Nothing really fancy. Just a maple frosted donut with chopped bacon (about 1/2 inch squares) on top. Unfortunately, they only had one left. I bought it anyway, figuring it would be fun to sit back and watch people fight over it. So, the meeting begins...not one person was even interested. By the end of the meeting, all donuts are gone, EXCEPT the bacon donut. They all thought it was too weird.

There are no words...

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #1588 on:** September 14, 2012, 04:16:31 PM »

Does not compute.

lonestar · « **Reply #1589 on:** September 14, 2012, 05:27:06 PM »

I just feel pity for those who have not felt the loving embrace of the divine.

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #1590 on:** September 14, 2012, 05:39:43 PM »

There there.

lonestar · « **Reply #1591 on:** September 14, 2012, 05:44:14 PM »

I guess I'm just too sensitive....

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #1592 on:** September 14, 2012, 05:47:36 PM »

Nah,

is the secret that some peeps shun. Some for religious reasons, others because they're unenlightened to the beauty that is pork fat.

MrBoom_shack-a-lack · « **Reply #1593 on:** September 20, 2012, 03:30:30 PM »

There's alot of emotions around the world of Bacon and Bacon can sometimes be in the centrum of major conflicts:

Muslim KFC Worker goes nuts when asked for Bacon!

One shall not underestimate the power of

!!

The Power of Bacon

Nick · « **Reply #1594 on:** September 22, 2012, 10:42:49 AM »

On the left is axeman, but what is that I spy to the right...

Chino · « **Reply #1595 on:** September 22, 2012, 11:08:10 AM »

I had three strips of chocolate covered bacon on a stick at the BigE yesterday. Holy fuck balls

EPICVIEW · « **Reply #1596 on:** September 24, 2012, 12:29:42 PM »

hello,
I saw a blood mary drink recipe and it had strained and degreased bacon infused home made vodka and a bacon strip..and some sort of chocolate liquer in it.. Im sure the recipe can be found online if one is interested..

made me think of you all ..

take care everyone..

bye

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #1597 on:** September 24, 2012, 12:41:48 PM »

Quote from: Chino on September 22, 2012, 11:08:10 AM

I had three strips of chocolate covered bacon on a stick at the BigE yesterday. Holy fuck balls

Chocolate covered bacon

Chino · « **Reply #1598 on:** September 24, 2012, 01:38:35 PM »

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #1599 on:** September 24, 2012, 01:39:28 PM »

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #1600 on:** September 25, 2012, 01:02:37 PM »

Bacon shortage worldwide 'unavoidable' UK pig group says

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #1601 on:** September 25, 2012, 01:03:54 PM »

We'd better live high on the hog now before pork products get any more expensive.

Cedar redaC · « **Reply #1602 on:** September 25, 2012, 01:07:31 PM »

I saw that article on facebook and thought: "before I even hit "copy link" this story will be on the forums. These forums are great!

lonestar · « **Reply #1603 on:** September 25, 2012, 01:40:23 PM »

Quote from: Cedar redaC on September 25, 2012, 01:07:31 PM

I saw that article on facebook and thought: "before I even hit "copy link" this story will be on the forums. These forums are great!

So true, happens all the time with me. Works in reverse too though, DTF makes me look clever as fuck to all the non-DTFers.

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #1604 on:** September 25, 2012, 01:42:19 PM »

It's about 50/50 in my case.

Cedar redaC · « **Reply #1605 on:** September 26, 2012, 09:08:57 PM »

Bacon for breakfast today, thought of you all.

Chino · « **Reply #1606 on:** September 26, 2012, 09:45:52 PM »

Quote from: hefdaddy42 on September 25, 2012, 01:02:37 PM

Bacon shortage worldwide 'unavoidable' UK pig group says

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I read maybe a year or so ago that China has roughly 200,000 tons of frozen pork reserves. They are going to make it through this just fine.

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #1607 on:** September 27, 2012, 12:59:00 AM »

Quote from: Cedar redaC on September 26, 2012, 09:08:57 PM

Bacon for breakfast today, thought of you all.

lonestar · « **Reply #1608 on:** September 27, 2012, 01:02:38 AM »

OK, the time has come to plea for it to become an official emote, I hereby ask that this....

Be now known as

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #1609 on:** September 27, 2012, 01:11:50 AM »

Seconded!

News: Paralyzed official video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7m7l8iqGAk

Author Topic: BACON!!!!!! (Read 166195 times)