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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1365 on: October 02, 2011, 08:21:30 AM »

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« Reply #1367 on: October 02, 2011, 08:32:59 AM »
My older brother's FB status this morning, in reference to my nearly 5-year old niece, Meghan:

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« Reply #1368 on: October 05, 2011, 05:40:45 PM »
This may be blasphemy, but I may have found a smell better than frying bacon:  pablano peppers being fire-roasted.

However, I can make up for that by saying that the smell of bacon frying in tandem with pablanos being fire roasted is greater than the sum of its parts.  Cocaine has nothing on that as far as being nose candy.

If you're wondering, we made pablano mac 'n; cheese with bacon.    :millahhhh
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1369 on: October 05, 2011, 05:59:32 PM »
This may be blasphemy, but I may have found a smell better than frying bacon:  pablano peppers being fire-roasted.

However, I can make up for that by saying that the smell of bacon frying in tandem with pablanos being fire roasted is greater than the sum of its parts.  Cocaine has nothing on that as far as being nose candy.

If you're wondering, we made pablano mac 'n; cheese with bacon.    :millahhhh

I've had that before, fucking awesome. :metal

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« Reply #1370 on: October 05, 2011, 09:33:30 PM »
This may be blasphemy, but I may have found a smell better than frying bacon:  pablano peppers being fire-roasted.

However, I can make up for that by saying that the smell of bacon frying in tandem with pablanos being fire roasted is greater than the sum of its parts.  Cocaine has nothing on that as far as being nose candy.

If you're wondering, we made pablano mac 'n; cheese with bacon.    :millahhhh
Genius! Pure genius. Except i substitute the pablanos with Ghost chili's. Hotter the betta!
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1371 on: October 05, 2011, 09:57:02 PM »
This may be blasphemy, but I may have found a smell better than frying bacon:  pablano peppers being fire-roasted.

However, I can make up for that by saying that the smell of bacon frying in tandem with pablanos being fire roasted is greater than the sum of its parts.  Cocaine has nothing on that as far as being nose candy.

If you're wondering, we made pablano mac 'n; cheese with bacon.    :millahhhh
Genius! Pure genius. Except i substitute the pablanos with Ghost chili's. Hotter the betta!

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« Reply #1372 on: October 05, 2011, 10:15:45 PM »
yes thats them. I moderation they work well. I too try to fit them in without masking other flavors. A work in progress but also awesome!
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« Reply #1374 on: October 06, 2011, 11:00:31 AM »
The fact that the artwork is so nicely done makes it even funnier.
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« Reply #1375 on: October 06, 2011, 11:09:54 AM »
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« Reply #1376 on: October 06, 2011, 11:58:26 AM »


Thank you Coz.  I swear I want to print that, frame it, and put it on my wall.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1377 on: October 06, 2011, 05:44:57 PM »
This may be blasphemy, but I may have found a smell better than frying bacon:  pablano peppers being fire-roasted.

However, I can make up for that by saying that the smell of bacon frying in tandem with pablanos being fire roasted is greater than the sum of its parts.  Cocaine has nothing on that as far as being nose candy.

If you're wondering, we made pablano mac 'n; cheese with bacon.    :millahhhh

I've had that before, fucking awesome. :metal

Serious question:  Are you allowed to make whatever you want at your restaurant for your guests, or are you tied to whatever the menu items are on a given day?  Because, seriously, if I can come to your restaurant and order that, I'll make a special trip just for that.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1378 on: October 06, 2011, 07:20:12 PM »
We have an excellent mac-n-cheese on our menu. I would need about an hours notice to roast of chiles and peel and prep them. You know where it is.

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« Reply #1379 on: October 09, 2011, 01:51:53 PM »
Just bought some turkey bacon: the perfect bacon solution for kosher Jews.
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« Reply #1380 on: October 09, 2011, 01:53:10 PM »
turkey bacon is decent

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« Reply #1381 on: October 09, 2011, 02:00:22 PM »
I mean hey, best I can do without being a bad Jew, and during the week in which God decides who to forgive and who to kill no less. :lol
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« Reply #1382 on: October 09, 2011, 04:52:15 PM »
I'm on a juice fast and I went ahead and opened up this glorious thread  :facepalm:

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« Reply #1383 on: October 09, 2011, 05:13:15 PM »
I'm on a juice fast and I went ahead and opened up this glorious thread  :facepalm:

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« Reply #1384 on: October 09, 2011, 06:32:21 PM »
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1385 on: October 15, 2011, 01:37:27 PM »
Guys. GUYS.

What is this.


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« Reply #1386 on: October 15, 2011, 03:27:33 PM »
Guys. GUYS.

What is this.



A cumstain on my underwear waiting to happen.







(looks like a maple bar with teh bacon)

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« Reply #1387 on: October 15, 2011, 04:22:00 PM »
Sorry for the blurry picture. Assuming a maple bar is that kind of doughnut, you're exactly right.

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« Reply #1388 on: October 15, 2011, 09:13:33 PM »
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« Reply #1389 on: October 15, 2011, 09:14:40 PM »
Somebody really covered an acoustic guitar in bacon. Wow.

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« Reply #1390 on: October 15, 2011, 09:26:03 PM »
Somebody really covered an acoustic guitar in bacon. Wow.

Maybe they thought it would work like a Reese's Cup. Two great things combined...

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« Reply #1391 on: October 15, 2011, 09:59:24 PM »
Somebody really covered an acoustic guitar in bacon. Wow.

Maybe they thought it would work like a Reese's Cup. Two great things combined...

Think about it.  Man would my finger move on that fretboard like grease lighting.
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« Reply #1392 on: October 15, 2011, 10:03:09 PM »
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« Reply #1393 on: October 15, 2011, 10:24:18 PM »
Think about it.  Man would my finger move on that fretboard like grease lighting.
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« Reply #1394 on: October 15, 2011, 10:33:47 PM »
Think about it.  Man would my finger move on that fretboard like grease lighting.
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« Reply #1396 on: October 16, 2011, 05:19:58 AM »
Oscar Myers Smith or OMS. ;D
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« Reply #1398 on: October 16, 2011, 01:14:25 PM »
I'm not sure if this was posted. It probably was. What do you say to those Low Fat Bacon eaters?

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« Reply #1399 on: October 16, 2011, 03:11:43 PM »