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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1330 on: August 07, 2011, 09:55:37 PM »
i ordered a burger today and and was pleasently suprised to find that it indeed had BACON! in it.

Oh wait; theres more. The next two brgers I ordered also had BACON! in it

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1331 on: August 07, 2011, 09:56:55 PM »
Tonight's special, Swordfish with a chayote squash, maitake mushrooms, bacon, grilled stonefruit compote, and a honey-balsamic reduction.
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I dunno what most of what you said are, but it sounds delicious.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1332 on: August 26, 2011, 11:41:49 PM »
Bacon thread- 39 pages
Beef Jerky thread- 1 page

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« Reply #1333 on: August 27, 2011, 02:25:47 AM »
Bacon vs Jerky thread....

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Beef Jerky    11 (29.7%)
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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« Reply #1334 on: September 11, 2011, 11:57:48 AM »
Cooked Center Cut Bacon at 8am and the house at 2pm still smells of glory.
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« Reply #1335 on: September 11, 2011, 12:02:23 PM »
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« Reply #1336 on: September 11, 2011, 02:35:42 PM »
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1337 on: September 11, 2011, 02:56:26 PM »
What do we prefer: chewy bacon or crunchy bacon?

Chewy for me. As soon as bacon starts to crunch, I tend to dislike it.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1338 on: September 11, 2011, 03:31:40 PM »
Crunchy, chewy gags me.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1339 on: September 11, 2011, 03:59:54 PM »
I like both, but I prefer it in the middle... not burnt to a crisp crunchy, but not limp.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1340 on: September 11, 2011, 04:12:10 PM »
I like both, but I prefer it in the middle... not burnt to a crisp crunchy, but not limp.



totally, little crunchy on the outside, little chewy towards the inside of the strip. nom nom nom droooool

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1341 on: September 11, 2011, 04:15:53 PM »
I like both, but I prefer it in the middle... not burnt to a crisp crunchy, but not limp.



totally, little crunchy on the outside, little chewy towards the inside of the strip. nom nom nom droooool

Actually, that's good too. I just hate when my mom cooks bacon and she fries it to a crisp. It makes it nigh inedible.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1342 on: September 11, 2011, 04:20:46 PM »
Depends on the format in which I choose to consume it. Bacon sandwiches require a higher degree of crispyness, for example. Whereas, bacon served with a full english breakfast should be more towards the chewy end of the spectrum.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1343 on: September 11, 2011, 04:23:58 PM »
So I was down at the shore two weeks ago and I nearly shit a brick when I saw this:



Sweet merciful god, was it good.

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« Reply #1344 on: September 11, 2011, 05:24:06 PM »
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1345 on: September 11, 2011, 05:30:52 PM »
So I was down at the shore two weeks ago and I nearly shit a brick when I saw this:



Sweet merciful god, was it good.

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« Reply #1346 on: September 11, 2011, 09:59:21 PM »
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1347 on: September 12, 2011, 01:07:35 AM »
So I was down at the shore two weeks ago and I nearly shit a brick when I saw this:



Sweet merciful god, was it good.

17 bucks a pound?! Fuck that, I'll rig up a double boiler and melt down some chocolate chips. I find I can usually make most things pretty well by the third time max and get at least 90% of where I wanna be by no later than the tenth time I make it.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1348 on: September 12, 2011, 01:25:02 AM »
Didn't even notice the price. Quite the ass raping.  It's probably justified though.  That looks like more than your average chocolate chip chocolate, more like some high doller designer shit that cost a stupid amount on it's own.  I had a variation of chocolate bacon once and wasn't really impressed, but I think it was a lower grade product that the one pictured.  Have to try some again.  BTW, if you do plan on trying it, I think a mild chocolate would work better than a dark, the bitterness of the dark I don't feel would work well with the smokiness of the bacon.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1349 on: September 12, 2011, 02:03:25 AM »
Didn't even notice the price. Quite the ass raping.  It's probably justified though.  That looks like more than your average chocolate chip chocolate, more like some high doller designer shit that cost a stupid amount on it's own.  I had a variation of chocolate bacon once and wasn't really impressed, but I think it was a lower grade product that the one pictured.  Have to try some again.  BTW, if you do plan on trying it, I think a mild chocolate would work better than a dark, the bitterness of the dark I don't feel would work well with the smokiness of the bacon.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1350 on: September 17, 2011, 02:02:16 PM »
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1351 on: September 22, 2011, 03:04:24 AM »
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Not many know this, but at one time I was a horrible mess. I was drinking excessively, smoking pot, snorting coke, hitting heroin, popping pills, and, I'm ashamed to say, selling my body for money. One day, a friend took me aside and said, "you need to get your shit straight", and he handed me a plate of bacon.

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« Reply #1352 on: September 22, 2011, 05:59:15 AM »
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1353 on: September 22, 2011, 12:52:25 PM »
So I was down at the shore two weeks ago and I nearly shit a brick when I saw this:



Sweet merciful god, was it good.




I know I had some over the summer.. it was really good!!
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1355 on: September 24, 2011, 12:25:33 PM »
From the MSN homepage's Bing Shopping section: "Bacon: the gift that never goes out of style."

Emphasis on bacon flavored floss.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1356 on: September 27, 2011, 07:12:23 PM »
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1357 on: September 28, 2011, 01:51:20 AM »
Wow, that's just wrong.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1358 on: September 28, 2011, 02:17:40 AM »
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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« Reply #1359 on: October 01, 2011, 11:17:24 AM »
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1360 on: October 01, 2011, 02:42:00 PM »
Please tell me those eyes are garlic cloves.

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« Reply #1361 on: October 01, 2011, 08:26:15 PM »
Please tell me those eyes are garlic cloves.
They're garlic cloves.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1362 on: October 01, 2011, 08:58:55 PM »
Holland onions would've been funny but a bad flavor choice.
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« Reply #1363 on: October 01, 2011, 11:16:17 PM »
Please tell me those eyes are garlic cloves.
They're garlic cloves.
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« Reply #1364 on: October 02, 2011, 07:20:25 AM »
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