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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1260 on: June 23, 2011, 09:24:21 PM »
:godisgood:

Now you see it



now you dont

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1261 on: June 24, 2011, 07:44:56 AM »
Y
The silent ham won't remain silent on lonestar's bacon thread.  Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, ham.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1262 on: June 24, 2011, 11:54:51 AM »
So I had a though. Sausage gravy exists. And it's delicious. But is there bacon gravy? A nice, flavorful thick gravy with bits of bacon. Has anyone done this?

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1263 on: June 24, 2011, 02:42:22 PM »
So I had a though. Sausage gravy exists. And it's delicious. But is there bacon gravy? A nice, flavorful thick gravy with bits of bacon. Has anyone done this?
Yes.  The traditional gravy in biscuits and gravy is done with either sausage or bacon, depending on regionality and taste.  Cooking method, for me at least, is the same.  Render the bacon/sausage in a saucepan till cooked.  Drain the fat, leaving maybe half a cup or so, and ad minced onions and sweat.  Add half a cup of flour and stir well to make a roux.  Add a quart or so of whole milk, some dried sage, and reduce heat to a simmer, stirring often so as to not scorch the milk.  When thickened(you may need to add milk to thin to a proper thickness), season with salt, pepper(feel free to go heavy on the pepper, it works well), and a splash of tobasco, and enjoy over biscuits or fried chicken.  To go all in, make a country eggs benedict by layering biscuit, bacon or sausage patty, a poached egg, and smother with gravy.  You all can thank me later.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1264 on: June 24, 2011, 02:45:51 PM »
I like baking bacon and taking the excess fat and mix it with the hash browns I'm cooking.
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« Reply #1265 on: June 24, 2011, 05:55:07 PM »
So I had a though. Sausage gravy exists. And it's delicious. But is there bacon gravy? A nice, flavorful thick gravy with bits of bacon. Has anyone done this?
Yes.  The traditional gravy in biscuits and gravy is done with either sausage or bacon, depending on regionality and taste.  Cooking method, for me at least, is the same.  Render the bacon/sausage in a saucepan till cooked.  Drain the fat, leaving maybe half a cup or so, and ad minced onions and sweat.  Add half a cup of flour and stir well to make a roux.  Add a quart or so of whole milk, some dried sage, and reduce heat to a simmer, stirring often so as to not scorch the milk.  When thickened(you may need to add milk to thin to a proper thickness), season with salt, pepper(feel free to go heavy on the pepper, it works well), and a splash of tobasco, and enjoy over biscuits or fried chicken.  To go all in, make a country eggs benedict by layering biscuit, bacon or sausage patty, a poached egg, and smother with gravy.  You all can thank me later.
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That sounds god damn delicious. Fucking. I just came back from a really good meal and I'm still full. But that made me want to eat just to try that.

 If I ever get ambitious (or convince one of my parents to be ambitious for me) I'm going to try that. My dad's a pretty big fan of sausage gravy and biscuits, so it'll probably be him.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1266 on: July 04, 2011, 12:14:00 PM »
I like baking bacon and taking the excess fat and mix it with the hash browns I'm cooking.


Bacon fat is the superior cooking fat/oil.
     

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1267 on: July 05, 2011, 12:23:37 AM »
I like baking bacon and taking the excess fat and mix it with the hash browns I'm cooking.


Bacon fat is the superior cooking fat/oil.

It makes veggies taste like sexy candy.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1268 on: July 05, 2011, 08:36:31 AM »
Made this at work yesterday.

14 inch ciabatta loaf.
12 eggs
2/3 pound of cheese (half American and half cheddar)
8 hash brown patties
1.5 pounds of bacon




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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1269 on: July 05, 2011, 06:13:41 PM »
Damn!

Protip- Drizzle the bun with some real maple syrup, not a lot, just enough to get the taste.  You won't be sorry.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1270 on: July 05, 2011, 06:21:47 PM »
Yeah, I'd imagine the sweetness would help counteract that saltiness that sandwich implies.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1271 on: July 11, 2011, 11:18:20 AM »
It happened..thats right.. it happened

Day 7-9-11

Time: 10pm

Event: 5 strips of gourmet chocolate covered bacon.

Results: AWESOME!
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1272 on: July 11, 2011, 01:25:00 PM »
Very good, my young padwan. Next, the chicken fried bacon with sausage dipping gravy. If at that you succeed, the double cut, double smoke bacon you are ready for.

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« Reply #1273 on: July 11, 2011, 02:35:41 PM »
I know it's about two and a half months off, but I'm going to convince my parents to get me a bacon explosion for my birthday. My body requires it.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1274 on: July 12, 2011, 07:29:17 PM »
:godisgood:

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1275 on: July 12, 2011, 07:33:02 PM »
Hey scio, I was thinking about a bacon explosion emote a la :splodetard: (I think I got that right) , but that just wouldn't be right.

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« Reply #1276 on: July 12, 2011, 08:08:06 PM »
Very good, my young padwan. Next, the chicken fried bacon with sausage dipping gravy. If at that you succeed, the double cut, double smoke bacon you are ready for.


I am ready...  :tup
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1277 on: July 12, 2011, 08:30:32 PM »
Hey scio, I was thinking about a bacon explosion emote a la :splodetard: (I think I got that right) , but that just wouldn't be right.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1278 on: July 12, 2011, 09:40:05 PM »
Hey scio, I was thinking about a bacon explosion emote a la :splodetard: (I think I got that right) , but that just wouldn't be right.


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.......but it's still bacon..... :'(

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« Reply #1279 on: July 12, 2011, 11:26:07 PM »
Saw this thread tonight for the umpteenth time and it reminded me of one of my favorite snacks...baked jalapeño halves stuffed with cream cheese and wrapped with bacon.  :D
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1280 on: July 12, 2011, 11:27:38 PM »
Saw this thread tonight for the umpteenth time and it reminded me of one of my favorite snacks...baked jalapeño halves stuffed with cream cheese and wrapped with bacon.  :D


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« Reply #1281 on: July 12, 2011, 11:39:01 PM »
Saw this thread tonight for the umpteenth time and it reminded me of one of my favorite snacks...baked jalapeño halves stuffed with cream cheese and wrapped with bacon.  :D


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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1282 on: July 12, 2011, 11:39:51 PM »
Hey scio, I was thinking about a bacon explosion emote a la :splodetard: (I think I got that right) , but that just wouldn't be right.


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.......but it's still bacon..... :'(

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1283 on: July 12, 2011, 11:42:51 PM »
*sniffle*
Ill be ok, it was just hard to see.
*sniffle*

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« Reply #1284 on: July 13, 2011, 08:42:05 AM »
I had a turkey club yesterday, with BACON ( of course)..Im on a major bacon roll..oh yes!!!
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1285 on: July 13, 2011, 09:49:02 AM »
Without bacon, its just a turkey sandwich. The bacon provides the 'club' atmosphere.

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« Reply #1286 on: July 13, 2011, 10:17:39 AM »
Without bacon, its just a turkey sandwich. The bacon provides the 'club' atmosphere.

For some reason, your post in conjunction with your avatar really made me laugh.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1287 on: July 13, 2011, 10:23:49 AM »
Fucking thing makes me laugh every time I log on.  A coworker saw it and said"what the hell are you watching" thinking I was on a porn site. :lol

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« Reply #1288 on: July 13, 2011, 10:30:40 AM »
I know it's Cyanide and Happiness, but what specifically is the GIF in your avatar from?
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1289 on: July 13, 2011, 10:33:29 AM »
Scio crpopped it for me from a strip posted in the Dance Party thread, page 1 or 2.

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« Reply #1290 on: July 13, 2011, 10:42:01 AM »
Without bacon, its just a turkey sandwich. The bacon provides the 'club' atmosphere.


no doubt my brother Lonestar...as I bit into the first part of the club.. a disco ball came from the ceiling and the smoke machine went off..

needless to say..the bacon put the sandwich into the next dimension...
I dont remember what happened after that..I awoke hours later as the cute waitress asked if I wanted "pie" and of course I said "yes I want pie "  :tup

now thats bacon...
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« Reply #1291 on: July 13, 2011, 11:54:38 AM »
Inspired by a Lonestar comment in the OJ thread

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« Reply #1292 on: July 13, 2011, 02:43:31 PM »
Nice.  Too bad I just changed my avatar, and am in love with it, otherwise I would totally adopt it. :tup

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« Reply #1293 on: July 14, 2011, 11:01:47 AM »
Its lunch time and bacon taunts me...its on my shoulder saying "cmon..you know you want me, you want me"...

damn you bacon... why do mock me...
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1294 on: July 14, 2011, 11:04:24 AM »
huh i could go for some :godisgood: right now
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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