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BACON!!!!!!
« on: October 12, 2009, 08:30:35 PM »
So tonight at work, I made a bacon-maple jam for a scallop dish, and it got me to thinking that after twenty years of cooking, I swear on my momma's life that bacon is the single greatest food ever. :metal
So give it up for bacon, food of the gods!!!
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2009, 08:33:04 PM »
Yesterday I ate a bacon sandwich. But I replaced the bread by bacon. AND I ADDED AN EXTRA BACON !1!!11
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« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2009, 08:33:56 PM »
Yesterday I hate a bacon sandwich. But I replaced the bread by bacon. AND I ADDED AN EXTRA BACON !1!!11

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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2009, 08:38:32 PM »
I generally rank bacon as the world's second greatest food.  It's a tough call though, and I wouldn't question anybody that said it's the greatest.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2009, 08:39:19 PM »
Yesterday I ate a bacon sandwich. But I replaced the bread by bacon. AND I ADDED AN EXTRA BACON !1!!11
Too bad you didn't have my bacon jam to dip the sandwich in.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2009, 08:52:19 PM »
Bacon is the single greatest thing ever invented!!! EVER!!!!

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« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2009, 08:59:19 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2009, 09:02:12 PM »
This thread.

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« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2009, 09:33:17 PM »
Bacon Explosion, the most baconated food short of concentrated bacon.

https://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/
     

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2009, 09:40:35 PM »
I do not like bacon.  Too smoky flavored.  I don't like smoky flavored stuff.
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« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2009, 09:51:53 PM »
Bacon Explosion, the most baconated food short of concentrated bacon.

https://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/
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« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2009, 10:08:50 PM »
DTF: Now with 30% more bacon.

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« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2009, 10:10:31 PM »


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« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2009, 10:12:57 PM »
The fact that the Jim Gaffigan bit hasn't been mentioned yet makes me a sad panda.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: October 12, 2009, 10:17:51 PM »
I should note that the bacon jam I made tonight that inspired this thread of yumminess also contained chicken and veal stock.  That's right, three animals had to die so I could make this epic fucking sauce.  UP YOURS PETA!!!! :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal

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« Reply #16 on: October 12, 2009, 10:17:57 PM »
DTF: Now with 30% more bacon.


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« Reply #17 on: October 12, 2009, 10:21:48 PM »
I generally rank bacon as the world's second greatest food.  It's a tough call though, and I wouldn't question anybody that said it's the greatest.
If you add Bacon to any food, it makes that food the best ! :metal
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« Reply #18 on: October 12, 2009, 10:25:38 PM »
Just be careful when making it.


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« Reply #19 on: October 12, 2009, 10:26:01 PM »
Just be careful when making it.


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« Reply #20 on: October 13, 2009, 12:34:01 AM »
Bacon. :metal
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« Reply #21 on: October 13, 2009, 01:32:05 AM »
The fact that the Jim Gaffigan bit hasn't been mentioned yet makes me a sad panda.

The pig is turning an apple, essentially garbage, into bacon! That's magic or the most successful recycling program ever.
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« Reply #22 on: October 13, 2009, 01:37:24 AM »
I have baconsalt at my flat :metal

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #23 on: October 13, 2009, 02:01:59 AM »
I should note that the bacon jam I made tonight that inspired this thread of yumminess also contained chicken and veal stock.  That's right, three animals had to die so I could make this epic fucking sauce.  UP YOURS PETA!!!! :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal

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« Reply #24 on: October 13, 2009, 04:35:25 AM »
I do not like bacon.  Too smoky flavored.  I don't like smoky flavored stuff.
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« Reply #25 on: October 13, 2009, 05:41:55 AM »
I have baconsalt at my flat :metal
Baconsalt is awesome !
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« Reply #26 on: October 13, 2009, 06:10:08 AM »
I am eating tortellini stuffed with bacon  :metal
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« Reply #27 on: October 13, 2009, 06:50:33 AM »
Flying the flag for loving pigs whole and alive! (no not in that way you sick bastards.)
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« Reply #28 on: October 13, 2009, 07:15:06 AM »
Flying the flag for loving pigs whole and alive! (no not in that way you sick bastards.)
Throw in a few cuddly chickens and you got a deal.
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« Reply #29 on: October 13, 2009, 10:26:36 AM »
Bacon Explosion, the most baconated food short of concentrated bacon.

https://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/

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« Reply #30 on: October 13, 2009, 10:30:34 AM »
I wonder if there is a way to make, well for lack of a better word....bacon hashish.  You know...to make cooked down, concentrated, and more potent form of bacon.
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« Reply #31 on: October 13, 2009, 11:11:42 AM »

Now this is just wrong.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #32 on: October 13, 2009, 12:25:48 PM »
I wonder if there is a way to make, well for lack of a better word....bacon hashish.  You know...to make cooked down, concentrated, and more potent form of bacon.
take a pound of bacon, and slowly it in pork stock..After about three hours, strain it and cook it down to almost nothing.  Put remaining jus in the fridge, and the next day you will have half a cup of bacon gelatin, otherwise known as bacon crack.(haven't tried it, but sounds tempting)

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« Reply #33 on: October 13, 2009, 12:27:36 PM »
I wonder if there is a way to make, well for lack of a better word....bacon hashish.  You know...to make cooked down, concentrated, and more potent form of bacon.
take a pound of bacon, and slowly it in pork stock..After about three hours, strain it and cook it down to almost nothing.  Put remaining jus in the fridge, and the next day you will have half a cup of bacon gelatin, otherwise known as bacon crack.(haven't tried it, but sounds tempting)

But what if you end up accidentally the whole thing?
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #34 on: October 13, 2009, 12:37:46 PM »
I wonder if there is a way to make, well for lack of a better word....bacon hashish.  You know...to make cooked down, concentrated, and more potent form of bacon.
take a pound of bacon, and slowly cook it in pork stock..After about three hours, strain it and cook it down to almost nothing.  Put remaining jus in the fridge, and the next day you will have half a cup of bacon gelatin, otherwise known as bacon crack.(haven't tried it, but sounds tempting)
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