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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #70 on: October 02, 2009, 11:50:41 AM »

Milk, bread, eggs, and ....damn ! I knew I should have brought the list with me !
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #71 on: October 02, 2009, 11:58:23 AM »
Come on...feel my heat!  That's right, feel it, bitches!
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #72 on: October 02, 2009, 12:04:10 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #73 on: October 02, 2009, 12:39:37 PM »
Flame on !
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #74 on: October 02, 2009, 01:53:29 PM »
"Concussion, what concussion?"
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #75 on: October 03, 2009, 03:18:48 AM »
"I've just realised I look really stupid. White socks again!"


"I only wanted to cook her a romantic meal..."


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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #76 on: October 03, 2009, 09:19:06 AM »


Stop electing super-heroes democratically in Florida. This has to end.


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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #77 on: October 03, 2009, 10:05:43 AM »
And it's kingshmegland for the win.  Once I saw pictures of Bun E. Carlos, it was just too perfect.  Plus, he actually seems like the sort of guy that might really roll like that.

Honorable mention to ZGF for the Lions reference. 
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #78 on: October 03, 2009, 12:37:31 PM »



The Standings...
(7 wins puts your in the hall of fame)

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El Barto - 1
kingshmegland - 1

Try and pm the winners when you judge so they know they won.


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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #79 on: October 03, 2009, 04:57:53 PM »
Thanks El Barto!  Here's the new pick.  I will be back late from the Pats game so I will post the winner when I get home.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #80 on: October 03, 2009, 04:58:22 PM »
The only bathroom that builds confidence.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #81 on: October 03, 2009, 08:28:20 PM »

Damn, I knew I should have washed my socks first.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #82 on: October 03, 2009, 08:34:06 PM »

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Shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #83 on: October 03, 2009, 09:09:17 PM »


when they call it a bathroom, they really mean it with the golden showers installed.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #84 on: October 04, 2009, 12:33:07 AM »

...And this is why Dave takes a piss every 10 minutes.


You know you want it.


Shit! I need to take my glasses off. Hold on. I still can't see it...Oh, OK, there you are little guy! You were hiding from me weren't you!?


I bet you guys didn't notice the toilets were shaped weird...why...because you were all focused on the chicks...you all have dirty minds. I am getting off this thread.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #85 on: October 04, 2009, 04:05:56 AM »
Don't think you need the picture for every caption...

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #86 on: October 04, 2009, 05:06:41 AM »
Don't think you need the picture for every caption...
Exactly, so I've removed all the extra ones.



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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #87 on: October 04, 2009, 02:34:24 PM »
Hey, it's cold in here.
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So should lonestar and I have babies or something now, is that how this works?
Dang, you're easily the coolest fogey I know of

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #88 on: October 04, 2009, 03:12:26 PM »
Oh wow, the first time anyone except my dad sees my johnson!

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #89 on: October 04, 2009, 03:17:52 PM »
"I just can't... go... with someone watching."

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #90 on: October 04, 2009, 03:19:30 PM »
"Hey Jerry, see that chick there?
She's been watchin' me all night man. Like fixated dude. On my dick."

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #91 on: October 04, 2009, 03:20:43 PM »
"Hm... Is this the ladie's restroom?"

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #92 on: October 04, 2009, 05:18:44 PM »
"The plastic surgeon said no one would notice!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #93 on: October 04, 2009, 05:38:58 PM »
Well my favorite was the very first reply! Spit my coffee on my table this morning.

"The only bathroom that builds confidence".    Congrats Dark master of sin You get to pick next!
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #94 on: October 04, 2009, 05:55:19 PM »
Thank you! Here is the next pic:

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #95 on: October 04, 2009, 06:17:45 PM »


another sad case of the celebrity adopted children; Chin Mouse was spotted splitting time between hookers and dirtbags.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #96 on: October 04, 2009, 06:27:15 PM »
Rule # 277: Always protect your felow ho's.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #97 on: October 04, 2009, 06:52:35 PM »


when you find a badly mangled hooker, be sure to challenge yourself to humiliate her.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #98 on: October 04, 2009, 07:01:43 PM »



The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
El Barto - 1
kingshmegland - 1
Dark Master Of Sin - 1

Try and pm the winners when you judge so they know they won.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #99 on: October 04, 2009, 07:04:12 PM »

The Mickey Mouse Club Is really struggling to recruit members in 2009.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #100 on: October 04, 2009, 08:23:57 PM »
:lol tick wins this one.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #101 on: October 04, 2009, 08:31:23 PM »
We'll see.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #102 on: October 04, 2009, 08:41:59 PM »


things got real ugly when courtney love claimed to own the disney theme music.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #103 on: October 04, 2009, 08:57:42 PM »

Well, er, then you steal some cheese, Brie or Camembert, or Cheddar or Gouda, if you're on the harder stuff. You might go and see one of the blue cheese films... there's a big clock in the middle of the room, and about 12.50 you climb up it and then ...eventually, it strikes one... and you all run down.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #104 on: October 04, 2009, 09:01:50 PM »
The time had finally come.  Karen, fed up with the endless stream of obnoxiousness, disguised herself as a mouse and set out to rid the world of Ann Coulter once and for all.  At last, the world can now rest.
Argument, the presentation of reasonable views, never makes headway against conviction, and conviction takes no part in argument because it knows.
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