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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #35 on: October 01, 2009, 07:57:23 AM »
"Mr. Fusion, my ass."

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #36 on: October 01, 2009, 09:08:01 AM »
She can handle four poles in the trunk at once???  DAMN!

Loved that one, declared as winner :lol

Millahh, next picture!

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #37 on: October 01, 2009, 10:02:32 AM »
The Standings...
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Try and pm the winners when you judge so they know they won.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #38 on: October 01, 2009, 10:03:13 AM »

The Standings...
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Try and pm the winners when you judge so they know they won.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #39 on: October 01, 2009, 10:06:14 AM »
Millahh knows, he's looking for a picture as we speak.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #40 on: October 01, 2009, 10:09:47 AM »
Submission from millahh (he can't access picture hosts from his computer):

"I liked when Myung looked like a women's figure skating champion."

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #41 on: October 01, 2009, 10:18:53 AM »




"listen asshole, you grab me one more time and i'm calling the green monster!"

"ballz of fury"

"objects may appear scarier than they are"

"the umpire will have to do a private review, he only counted one ball"
« Last Edit: October 02, 2009, 06:05:14 AM by zerogravityfat »
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #42 on: October 01, 2009, 10:23:04 AM »
My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.

Well, there goes your social life.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #43 on: October 01, 2009, 10:49:31 AM »

Leonard's fear of Seagulls was greatly effecting his play on the field.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #44 on: October 01, 2009, 11:03:43 AM »
With his therapist's advice,  Ray Chapman Jr. confronts his demons. 
Argument, the presentation of reasonable views, never makes headway against conviction, and conviction takes no part in argument because it knows.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #45 on: October 01, 2009, 11:08:39 AM »
Submission from millahh (he can't access picture hosts from his computer):



He was so afraid, he shit a baseball!
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #46 on: October 01, 2009, 11:10:03 AM »
Coach had no choice but to cut Jones from the team once he started avoiding balls like he was Rosie O’Donnell. 
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #47 on: October 01, 2009, 11:21:45 AM »


"Usually always a crowd pleaser, this time's random Michael Jackson impression on the field cost him a precious point."

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"I liked when Myung looked like a women's figure skating champion."

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #48 on: October 01, 2009, 02:24:35 PM »

After watching the movie Chicken Little, Bill was never the same.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #49 on: October 01, 2009, 02:28:42 PM »
Meet the killer rabbits understudy: the killer baseball.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #50 on: October 01, 2009, 03:33:36 PM »


"Sorry, SORRY, how could I know she was your sister?!! Nice butt though...."

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #51 on: October 01, 2009, 03:38:56 PM »



While some believe that the invention of the 'shadowless baseball' could lead to more interesting gameplay, some fear it could bweak their wittew nosie.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #52 on: October 01, 2009, 04:44:41 PM »

When I snap my fingers you will wake in the middle of a baseball field filled with 50,000 people laughing at you. They are laughing because you think your being attacked by a legion of pigeons looking to crap all over you.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #53 on: October 01, 2009, 11:59:52 PM »
"I'm afraid to look, guys! How large was that kidney stone?"
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #54 on: October 02, 2009, 01:24:36 AM »
MOMMYYYYYYYY!!!!!
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #55 on: October 02, 2009, 06:05:48 AM »


First rule of engineering, first build a small concept model for the death star, then scale up.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #56 on: October 02, 2009, 06:20:17 AM »
He will never be open again.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #57 on: October 02, 2009, 08:42:05 AM »


INVISIBLE BED



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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #58 on: October 02, 2009, 08:45:56 AM »
In a photo finish between these four:

First rule of engineering, first build a small concept model for the death star, then scale up.

"I'm afraid to look, guys! How large was that kidney stone?"

"Sorry, SORRY, how could I know she was your sister?!! Nice butt though...."

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Your turn, Barto.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #59 on: October 02, 2009, 08:56:09 AM »


The Standings...
(7 wins puts your in the hall of fame)

rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
El Barto - 1

Try and pm the winners when you judge so they know they won.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #60 on: October 02, 2009, 09:17:28 AM »
Argument, the presentation of reasonable views, never makes headway against conviction, and conviction takes no part in argument because it knows.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #61 on: October 02, 2009, 09:19:48 AM »
Setting aside years of animosity,  Pink Floyd reunites for it's first studio album in 25 years. 
Argument, the presentation of reasonable views, never makes headway against conviction, and conviction takes no part in argument because it knows.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #62 on: October 02, 2009, 10:10:57 AM »



"sure mad max was a great movie, but no one predicted the obesity epidemic."

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #63 on: October 02, 2009, 10:16:02 AM »


"WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?!?!.................................. those shoes don't go with that helmet."

"With great confusion, Bill slowly retraces his steps from the previous night to see where he left his pants"
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #64 on: October 02, 2009, 10:19:45 AM »


"After the violent coup d'etat, the public outcry of "Finally we can live the way we want" was taken too literally by some".

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #65 on: October 02, 2009, 10:52:24 AM »

After Jim dropped the baseball costing his team a championship, his life took a sad turn for the worse.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #66 on: October 02, 2009, 11:06:12 AM »


This is how Bun E. Carlos rolls, bitches!
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #67 on: October 02, 2009, 11:20:47 AM »
I'm not going to be able to top the Detroit Lion's one but here goes....

"As the last man on Earth, Jeb just didn't give a shit."
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #68 on: October 02, 2009, 11:21:30 AM »
"In an illegal opium den in southern China, a junkie imagined post-apocalyptic furry Wizard of Oz transvestitism, and Rule 34 took its course."
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #69 on: October 02, 2009, 11:23:56 AM »


This guy dressed himself because no woman would put those clogs with the Blue helmet and the leppard skin bannana hammock. Oh my Eyes!!!!!!
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart

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