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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #175 on: October 08, 2009, 09:21:19 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #176 on: October 08, 2009, 10:03:08 AM »

The new McHockey puck and cheese was creating quite a buzz.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #177 on: October 08, 2009, 10:06:30 AM »
Thieved from a submission for the previous picture, but:

Get into mah car, let's go for a drive
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #178 on: October 08, 2009, 12:48:02 PM »

Guy in Caps shirt - You best get that camera out my face bitch. Imma tell you again, I aint Kanye West.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #179 on: October 08, 2009, 01:03:19 PM »
Shit guys!  I just wanted to get a burger and some fries!!!
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #180 on: October 08, 2009, 01:19:09 PM »
I have no idea what's going on, but if everyone is taking a picture, iz better get my iPhone out my bag.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #181 on: October 08, 2009, 01:19:48 PM »
I have no idea what's going on, but if everyone is taking a picture, iz better get my iPhone out my bag.
Hahaha made me laugh  :rollin

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #182 on: October 08, 2009, 01:37:38 PM »

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #183 on: October 08, 2009, 06:24:23 PM »
"It semes the Canadians aren't quite used to our laws yet."


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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #184 on: October 09, 2009, 01:51:04 AM »
Holy shit guys... It's a T-Mobile store!!!

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #185 on: October 09, 2009, 05:43:14 AM »
Ariich wins this one, though cthrubuoy gets special recognition for thinking outside the box.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #186 on: October 09, 2009, 05:46:03 AM »
:D

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #187 on: October 09, 2009, 12:12:19 PM »






The Standings...
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rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
El Barto - 1
Dark Master Of Sin - 1
BlobVanDam - 1
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Try and pm the winners when you judge so they know they won.





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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #188 on: October 09, 2009, 05:48:42 PM »
Woohoo :biggrin:

Sorry about the delay chaps, was out at the Hammersmith PT gig :D

Anyway, you have 24 hours to caption this gem:



Go!

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #189 on: October 09, 2009, 06:35:48 PM »
Woohoo :biggrin:

Sorry about the delay chaps, was out at the Hammersmith PT gig :D

Anyway, you have 24 hours to caption this gem:



Go!

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #190 on: October 09, 2009, 06:42:52 PM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #191 on: October 09, 2009, 07:07:49 PM »
"mmm smell that fart"
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #192 on: October 09, 2009, 08:54:08 PM »
Much to the delight of Pac-Man, the Blue Ghost took some time off to enjoy the beach with friends.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #193 on: October 10, 2009, 06:51:09 AM »

Damn, I have been planning this fantasy for a year and I may have forgot the condoms. I guess maybe I was meant to stay a virgin. Looks like I bought this killer outfit for nothing.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #194 on: October 10, 2009, 08:57:48 AM »


alright, cocoon check, slipping check, where is the chick with the wings? goddammit i hate these modern art pieces.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #195 on: October 10, 2009, 09:06:13 AM »
"Guys, I think I've figured out which way the wind blows".

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #196 on: October 10, 2009, 09:42:41 AM »
Amy Lee lives out a childhood fantasy, when Behind the Music continues. 
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #197 on: October 10, 2009, 09:53:55 AM »
I can't wait to see this in theaters. Smurfs the movie is a brilliant idea.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #198 on: October 10, 2009, 10:08:32 AM »
"Guys, I think I've figured out which way the wind blows".
Made me laugh  :rollin

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #199 on: October 10, 2009, 12:31:28 PM »
Woohoo :biggrin:

Sorry about the delay chaps, was out at the Hammersmith PT gig :D

Anyway, you have 24 hours to caption this gem:



Go!

Porcupine Tree has gone too far!  Now they're making album covers just like Pink Floyd!
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #200 on: October 10, 2009, 09:37:41 PM »

and people wonder why we haven't found Bin Laden yet.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #201 on: October 11, 2009, 02:41:07 AM »
These are excellent guys, I knew the photo was so random that there were wouldn't be a HUGE number of captions, but the ones you provided have been absolutely top-notch! :lol Special note has to go to Rumborak, Cool Chris and ZGF for making me chuckle, but I'm afraid the winner which for some reason made me burst out laughing was:

"Guys, I think I've figured out which way the wind blows".
Congrats Zydar, 'tis your turn! :D

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #202 on: October 11, 2009, 02:42:08 AM »
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshmegland - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
El Barto - 1
Dark Master Of Sin - 1
BlobVanDam - 1
zerogravityfat - 1
ariich - 1
Zydar - 1

Try and pm the winners when you judge so they know they won.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #203 on: October 11, 2009, 02:43:43 AM »
haha alright! Let me just find a new pic.



GO!

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #204 on: October 11, 2009, 03:15:05 AM »
"In an unfortunate turn of events, the hospital staff photo day and the local wet T-shirt contest got double booked at the same time and location."

"Angry customers take their frustration at off-shore call center a bit too far"

"Suddenly the decision to set up a dog wash service on the roof didn't seem like such a good idea"

"New water restrictions lead to a strange new daily combined showering and clothes washing ritual"
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #205 on: October 11, 2009, 03:24:48 AM »
"Surprise!"

"The first annual group photo of the Aquaphobics Society"

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #206 on: October 11, 2009, 06:43:13 AM »

The annual Tsunami survivors day gathering was about to bear the brunt of a cruel joke. 
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #207 on: October 11, 2009, 09:14:45 AM »


Due to someone's really bad handwriting, "bridal shower" was read as "golden shower".


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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #208 on: October 11, 2009, 09:23:36 AM »
haha alright! Let me just find a new pic.



GO!

Boy Greenpeace is really lame now.  Next thing you know they'll attack Fur lovers with Pillows made out of foam.

The worse play ever done about the movie, Titanic.

The pranks went horribly wrong when they lined up the girls all in the front.  There's no fun in seeing guys with wet t-shirts :sad:
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #209 on: October 11, 2009, 09:36:27 AM »


hey have you seen that indian version of 'the office' where they do a tsunami drill?
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