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Offline Dark Master Of Sin

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #140 on: October 06, 2009, 08:54:14 AM »
"Despite massive budget cuts, they are still moving forward on Waterworld 2"
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #141 on: October 06, 2009, 09:21:48 AM »


"Hmm, good catch today in all that flotsam. Not sure what I'll do with that chick, but I'm sure something'll come to mind once I'm through those Buds."


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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #142 on: October 06, 2009, 09:46:47 AM »
"Despite massive budget cuts, they are still moving forward on Waterworld 2"
I was trying think of a good Water World reference and couldn't think of one. That's good.  :biggrin:
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #143 on: October 06, 2009, 11:07:10 AM »
"Despite massive budget cuts, they are still moving forward on Waterworld 2"
I was trying think of a good Water World reference and couldn't think of one. That's good.  :biggrin:

How about Waterworld II "Electric Waterloo". :facepalm:
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #144 on: October 06, 2009, 02:15:15 PM »
This was a hard one but Blob knocked it out of the park with, "Bathtubs have right of way? Sorry sir".  Congrats Blob.  You pick next!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. - Bob Newhart

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #145 on: October 06, 2009, 02:22:03 PM »




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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #146 on: October 06, 2009, 10:13:44 PM »
:D I didn't expect to win. Sorry about the wait, but I wasn't around.

Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #147 on: October 06, 2009, 10:14:46 PM »
:D I didn't expect to win. Sorry about the wait, but I wasn't around.


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« Reply #148 on: October 06, 2009, 10:38:58 PM »
OUT OF WORK
WILL MAME FOR FOOD
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #149 on: October 07, 2009, 01:37:15 AM »
Why am I not getting picked up???
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #150 on: October 07, 2009, 01:53:29 AM »
Prior to starting an intense workout schedule, John Petrucci found a safer way to get lifts

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #151 on: October 07, 2009, 06:12:57 AM »

Heeeeres Johnny's brother
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #152 on: October 07, 2009, 06:21:24 AM »
C'mon people, pleeeese ! If I'm late for work again mt boss is going kill me.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #153 on: October 07, 2009, 06:36:37 AM »


"all prices cut for columbus weekend at your local honda dealer!"




"honk if you've got wood!"





"highway to hell? son of a bitch i knew i should have turned left on i-80"




"no one's going to pick me up with this lipstick, what was i thinking?"




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« Reply #154 on: October 07, 2009, 07:38:20 AM »
:D I didn't expect to win. Sorry about the wait, but I wasn't around.



Anton Chigurh is waiting to be picked up friendo.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #155 on: October 07, 2009, 08:12:31 AM »
Great, I spent all this money on my Horrorcore concert tickets and now I'll probably miss the show. Oh fart !
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #156 on: October 07, 2009, 08:29:47 AM »
Great, I spent all this money on my Horrorcore concert tickets and now I'll probably miss the show. Oh fart !
Win.

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« Reply #157 on: October 07, 2009, 08:41:28 AM »
Damn, if I'm late for my date with Karla-Faye, I'll never get another chance.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #158 on: October 07, 2009, 11:34:23 AM »


"Blurry vision often occurs after heavy blood loss due to severed limbs."



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« Reply #159 on: October 07, 2009, 11:34:43 AM »
:D I didn't expect to win. Sorry about the wait, but I wasn't around.



No, no.  Really, it's a crutch!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #160 on: October 07, 2009, 05:03:35 PM »
"Seriously guys, it's just a beer opener..."


"He obviously just needs a ride to church"


"I guess i'll pick him up, can't be any worse than that blonde guy who tried to suck me off after blabbing on about some book"




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« Reply #161 on: October 07, 2009, 05:18:48 PM »
Overlook Hotel or Bust!
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« Reply #162 on: October 07, 2009, 05:43:35 PM »
:D I didn't expect to win. Sorry about the wait, but I wasn't around.



Charles Manson's new cover album comming out on Halloween.  It's titled, "Still crazy after all these years".
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. - Bob Newhart

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« Reply #163 on: October 07, 2009, 08:07:51 PM »
It seems Sweney Todd has upgraded weapons and has adopted prostitution.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #164 on: October 07, 2009, 08:12:31 PM »
"highway to hell? son of a bitch, i knew i should have turned left on i-80"

This one actualy made me laugh

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« Reply #165 on: October 07, 2009, 08:16:49 PM »


"all prices cut for columbus weekend at your local honda dealer!"




"honk if you've got wood!"





"highway to hell? son of a bitch i knew i should have turned left on i-80"




"no one's going to pick me up with this lipstick, what was i thinking?"




"free benihana show anyone? anyone? bueler?
:rollin
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #166 on: October 08, 2009, 01:39:15 AM »
Ok, I suppose I should choose a winner now. Been a bit over 24 hours. Tough call, but I'm going with zerogravityfat.
"highway to hell? son of a bitch i knew i should have turned left on i-80"
"no one's going to pick me up with this lipstick, what was i thinking?"
Both of these were win.

Dark Master was very close behind with his captions though, and an honourable mention to rumby's one too.
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #167 on: October 08, 2009, 05:38:17 AM »
sweet thanks, pic coming up.




Ovie knew what to do about his icy reception in new york.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #168 on: October 08, 2009, 06:01:21 AM »
"Why are they taking pictures of me? In Soviet Russia we always drive zambonis in the street".

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #169 on: October 08, 2009, 06:03:07 AM »





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« Reply #170 on: October 08, 2009, 07:51:56 AM »


Ovie knew what to do about his icy reception in new york.
13 killed in horrific Zamboni accident.  Film at 11.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #171 on: October 08, 2009, 08:09:23 AM »
sweet thanks, pic coming up.






Ovechkin's bumper sticker reads, "My other Zamboni is a piece of $h*t".
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #172 on: October 08, 2009, 08:12:19 AM »


When asked why Ovie responded, "Because it gets better gas mileage than my hummer, AND it gets better traction on the ice".

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« Reply #173 on: October 08, 2009, 08:19:49 AM »
sweet thanks, pic coming up.






You know Ovechin will ham it up when he parks his Zamboni.  Another top ten highlight on ESPN.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #174 on: October 08, 2009, 08:50:25 AM »


Frozone's appearances used to be less ... announced.


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