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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #105 on: October 05, 2009, 06:36:30 AM »
It's not real fur, I swear!

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #106 on: October 05, 2009, 08:08:13 AM »
Thank you! Here is the next pic:



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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #107 on: October 05, 2009, 08:22:02 AM »

Its kind of hard not to fear a woman pimp wearing black and white striped socks and rabbit ears.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #108 on: October 05, 2009, 08:53:07 AM »
The time had finally come.  Karen, fed up with the endless stream of obnoxiousness, disguised herself as a mouse and set out to rid the world of Ann Coulter once and for all.  At last, the world can now rest.
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The Mickey Mouse Club Is really struggling to recruit members in 2009.

The best three. Though i'm going to have to go with kingshmegland. That one made me laugh.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #109 on: October 05, 2009, 09:52:15 AM »



The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshmegland - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
El Barto - 1
Dark Master Of Sin - 1

Try and pm the winners when you judge so they know they won.


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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #110 on: October 05, 2009, 10:55:23 AM »
Guys, I'm at work and don't have the time to get a picture.  Anybody help out here?  Thanks!
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #111 on: October 05, 2009, 11:20:57 AM »
Guys, I'm at work and don't have the time to get a picture.  Anybody help out here?  Thanks!
I can post a picture, or you can certainly wait till you get home. Its your choice King ?
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #112 on: October 05, 2009, 11:27:21 AM »
Guys, I'm at work and don't have the time to get a picture.  Anybody help out here?  Thanks!
I can post a picture, or you can certainly wait till you get home. Its your choice King ?
Tick, go right ahead. No problem at all!!
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #113 on: October 05, 2009, 11:36:11 AM »
Guys, I'm at work and don't have the time to get a picture.  Anybody help out here?  Thanks!
I can post a picture, or you can certainly wait till you get home. Its your choice King ?
Tick, go right ahead. No problem at all!!
No problem. Coming right up ! :tup
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #114 on: October 05, 2009, 11:39:30 AM »
Ok, here is your next pic. King can judge it in 24 hours.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #115 on: October 05, 2009, 11:46:50 AM »
A teaser poster for the upcoming season of Survivor: Louisiana


County officials were forced to judge that, as she was sitting on a piece of cardboard and not in a car, Ellie-Mae was not in fact ‘Parked’ illegally.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #116 on: October 05, 2009, 11:54:33 AM »
Forced to choose between her daughter and the contents of the refrigerator, Mary Beth made the only sensible decision she could. 
Argument, the presentation of reasonable views, never makes headway against conviction, and conviction takes no part in argument because it knows.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #117 on: October 05, 2009, 11:59:25 AM »



jesus lost his touch.

we're not parking officer, we are just waiting for a friend.

welcome to Louisiana: crocs are after your beer, not you.
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« Reply #118 on: October 05, 2009, 12:01:13 PM »
Cletus and Brandine Spuckler make their way to the higher grounds of Shelbyville. 
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #119 on: October 05, 2009, 12:09:25 PM »
Just at that moment James found out, in reality, he wasn't Jesus and therefore not able to walk on water. Which is why he decided to get drunk and drown himself, together with his wife.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #120 on: October 05, 2009, 12:14:24 PM »
EDIT: oops
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #121 on: October 05, 2009, 12:23:40 PM »
Dude, it's a different pic already.

"Dave and Janie had their 10th anniversary today and had planned to go to a motel, get drunk and fuck. Unfortunately, a severe flood killed people and left many homeless. However, this wouldn't stop them"

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #122 on: October 05, 2009, 12:31:27 PM »
You forgot my tampons, now get your ass back there and git um !

Yes dear.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #123 on: October 05, 2009, 12:44:35 PM »
Dude, it's a different pic already.
Oh yeah, whole page I didn't see. Wtf though, that was never 24 hours! ???

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #124 on: October 05, 2009, 12:46:40 PM »

Jane made sure Bill truly regret leaving the bath running.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #125 on: October 05, 2009, 01:05:06 PM »

Marian punished her husband, who had recently come out of the closet, by evoking her demonic powers to cause a flood and forcing him to pull the raft while she was drinking beers.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #126 on: October 05, 2009, 01:50:01 PM »
"Dammit' Red, howdja forgit the speed!!!"
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So should lonestar and I have babies or something now, is that how this works?
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #127 on: October 05, 2009, 02:03:47 PM »
Hey, you lazy-ass son of a bitch, pull my raft!

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #128 on: October 05, 2009, 02:17:02 PM »

You didn't want to call the plumber for that leak in our watersupply last weekend, now look what's happened. Happy now?

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #129 on: October 05, 2009, 02:20:56 PM »
Ok, here is your next pic. King can judge it in 24 hours.


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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #130 on: October 05, 2009, 02:28:45 PM »
A bit derivative, but:

"Cletus don't surf!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #131 on: October 05, 2009, 05:50:34 PM »
A teaser poster for the upcoming season of Survivor: Louisiana


County officials were forced to judge that, as she was sitting on a piece of cardboard and not in a car, Ellie-Mae was not in fact ‘Parked’ illegally.

I don't give a fuck. I haven't even read all the others and I know this better win.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #132 on: October 05, 2009, 07:08:16 PM »

White trash cruise.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #133 on: October 05, 2009, 08:44:53 PM »
i am usually good with this thread but wow mizzl, stop posting.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #134 on: October 06, 2009, 07:04:31 AM »
Ok, here is your next pic. King can judge it in 24 hours.


This is the way hillbilly's surf!
Your the judge here King, you can't caption your own picture. :biggrin:
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #135 on: October 06, 2009, 07:12:43 AM »
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"Bathtubs have right of way? Sorry sir"

"Luckily Suzy and Jim knew the most vital item to save was the beverages. Because God knows where else they'd get liquids in a flood disaster situation."
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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« Reply #136 on: October 06, 2009, 07:32:33 AM »
Man, I hate it when it floods.  But wouldn't it be great if a chick came floating along on a door?  And wouldn't it be great if she brought BEER?  Not just any beer, but really great beer!  Keystone & Keystone Light...bottled beer taste from a can!  Say goodbye to "Bitter Beer Face!

(American fogeys should get this one)
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #137 on: October 06, 2009, 07:49:43 AM »

John the baptist had a full slate of baptisms on his docket, while his selfish wife lived the good life, basking in the sun and drinking beer all day.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #138 on: October 06, 2009, 07:54:33 AM »
Ok, here is your next pic. King can judge it in 24 hours.


This is the way hillbilly's surf!
Your the judge here King, you can't caption your own picture. :biggrin:

What?! I can't vote for myself? ;D ;D  I couldn't hold back, it was too good of a line.
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« Reply #139 on: October 06, 2009, 08:03:16 AM »


"Despite the catastrophe, they still got a parking ticket there. They didn't count on the underwater traffic cops."


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