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The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« on: September 29, 2009, 08:33:41 AM »
Ok, hears how it works. I post this image and you caption it. Then a winner is chosen, and the winner posts the next picture
After that it goes like this...

1.  Pick a winner in 24 hours.

2. You can make a total of 5 captions per picture. Any captions after 5 will not count, so pay attention judges.

3. Never explain your caption!

4. NEVER bitch or complain your caption was not chosen as the winner. This will result in a one win penalty deduction

I will try and keep standings of the leaders. Please feel  free to help out in updating. It is appreciated.

7 wins puts you in the Random Caption hall of fame!

Thank you for your cooperation. :tick2:
« Last Edit: November 08, 2010, 06:51:56 AM by tick »
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2009, 08:59:33 AM »
Ok, hears how it works. I post this image and you caption it. In 24 hours I pick a winner and they post the next picture. Then they will pick a winner in 24 hours.
You can make a total of 5 captions per picture.
I will try and keep standings of the leaders.
Good luck and here is the inaugural picture.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2009, 09:07:59 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2009, 09:13:17 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2009, 09:18:12 AM »


It was in that moment that JP realized what he wanted to be when he grew up.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2009, 09:31:54 AM »
http://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=900.0
That thread is a favorite of mine but its not a competition. I have made the most posts in it.This one is a game and each win will bring you closer to a captioning legend. This board has some of the best captioners I've seen so I figure with standings it will be more interesting.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2009, 09:40:05 AM »
in that case:



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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2009, 09:58:30 AM »
1) Bozo ultimately gave up his dreams of being a rock guitarist as he knew other players would have a leg up on him.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2009, 11:03:37 AM »
This was the FBI's latest attempt to capture the terrorist mastermind known only as 'Mr. Snuggies'.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2009, 11:11:32 AM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2009, 11:17:35 AM »
Ok, hears how it works. I post this image and you caption it. In 24 hours I pick a winner and they post the next picture. Then they will pick a winner in 24 hours.
You can make a total of 5 captions per picture.
I will try and keep standings of the leaders.
Good luck and here is the inaugural picture.


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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2009, 11:55:42 AM »




What's the matter kid, don't you like clowns?  Don't we make ya laugh, aren't we fuckin' funny?
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2009, 01:15:30 PM »


Proof Ned Beatty truly was scarred for life from his role as Bobby in Deliverance. 
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2009, 03:21:55 PM »


"Daddy?!"




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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2009, 03:22:43 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2009, 03:36:48 PM »
Ok, hears how it works. I post this image and you caption it. In 24 hours I pick a winner and they post the next picture. Then they will pick a winner in 24 hours.
You can make a total of 5 captions per picture.
I will try and keep standings of the leaders.
Good luck and here is the inaugural picture.


What a clown.  Look how he's playing that C chord.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2009, 03:42:19 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #18 on: September 29, 2009, 03:45:42 PM »
Ok, hears how it works. I post this image and you caption it. In 24 hours I pick a winner and they post the next picture. Then they will pick a winner in 24 hours.
You can make a total of 5 captions per picture.
I will try and keep standings of the leaders.
Good luck and here is the inaugural picture.


What a clown.  Look how he's playing that C chord.

Actually, looks like a G. The index finger is reaching too far over for it to be a C.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #19 on: September 29, 2009, 03:51:53 PM »
Ok, hears how it works. I post this image and you caption it. In 24 hours I pick a winner and they post the next picture. Then they will pick a winner in 24 hours.
You can make a total of 5 captions per picture.
I will try and keep standings of the leaders.
Good luck and here is the inaugural picture.


What a clown.  Look how he's playing that C chord.

Actually, looks like a G. The index finger is reaching too far over for it to be a C.

rumborak


Rummy, your missing the joke. The baby is commenting on a clown plaiyng a chord wrong. Hell If that's any chord!  ;D ;D
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #20 on: September 29, 2009, 03:52:10 PM »
They cancelled King of the Hill for this?
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2009, 09:07:39 AM »


"Daddy?!"




rumborak

It was a tough choice but this simple caption made me laugh. Your the first winner rumborak. :tup
Your turn to post a picture.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2009, 09:09:15 AM »
The Standings...
(7 wins puts your in the hall of fame)

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2009, 09:19:11 AM »
Thank you! :D


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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #24 on: September 30, 2009, 09:35:41 AM »


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« Reply #25 on: September 30, 2009, 10:21:49 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #26 on: September 30, 2009, 10:53:05 AM »
With the economic downturn, Carrot Top's had a hard time finding new props.
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« Reply #27 on: September 30, 2009, 11:30:27 AM »
Thank you! :D




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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #28 on: September 30, 2009, 11:54:50 AM »

Your right honey, we don't really need these but they were on sale 50% off. I just couldn't say no.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #29 on: September 30, 2009, 02:09:31 PM »


The difference between you and me, Archibold, is that you ask 'Why?' and I ask 'Why not?'

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« Reply #30 on: September 30, 2009, 02:11:48 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #31 on: September 30, 2009, 03:05:04 PM »
She can handle four poles in the trunk at once???  DAMN!
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« Reply #32 on: October 01, 2009, 06:26:21 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #34 on: October 01, 2009, 07:53:30 AM »
I don't have a caption, but WTF with that trunk?  Where's the door?  Why is there diamond grating inside?  Anybody know what's up?
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