Author Topic: Dear Neighbor,  (Read 19886 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline sonatafanica

  • cocksucking maniac
  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 4660
  • Gender: Female
  • ☠☠☠☠☠☠jesus take the wheel☠☠☠☠☠☠
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #140 on: September 21, 2009, 07:33:29 PM »
Dear Sarah,

Haras raed.


Sinseriously,


sonatafanica

Offline True Death of Life

  • The hair, the legend
  • Posts: 667
  • Gender: Female
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #141 on: September 21, 2009, 07:36:30 PM »
Dear sonatafanica,

WAT?

Sarah

Offline sonatafanica

  • cocksucking maniac
  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 4660
  • Gender: Female
  • ☠☠☠☠☠☠jesus take the wheel☠☠☠☠☠☠
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #142 on: September 21, 2009, 07:42:52 PM »
Dear Sarah,

"Haras Raed" is "Dear Sarah" backwards.


Hugs,

sonatafanica


also,


Dear Best Buy,

Please stop running out of albums by my favorite bands. I'm pretty sure you just throw their CDs away, because I would be hard pressed to find another Porcupine Tree fan in my town.

hugs,

sad panda proghead
« Last Edit: September 21, 2009, 07:48:18 PM by sonatafanica »

Offline True Death of Life

  • The hair, the legend
  • Posts: 667
  • Gender: Female
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #143 on: September 21, 2009, 07:46:01 PM »
Dear sonatafanica,

AH.

Hugs back,
Sarah

Offline Hyperplex

  • Evelator
  • EZBoard Elder
  • *****
  • Posts: 4211
  • Gender: Male
  • So often fragile power turns to scorn and ridicule
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #144 on: September 21, 2009, 08:14:44 PM »
Dear Sarah,

Wash your hands.

Love,
Andrew
"My melancholy wants to rest in the hiding places and abysses of perfection. This is why I need music." –Friedrich Nietzsche

Offline Phantasmatron

  • Peanut Butter Advocate and Jelly Enthusiast
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 3730
  • Gender: Male
  • What the Jenkins?!
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #145 on: September 21, 2009, 09:23:36 PM »
Dear Best Buy,

Please stop running out of albums by my favorite bands. I'm pretty sure you just throw their CDs away, because I would be hard pressed to find another Porcupine Tree fan in my town.

hugs,

sad panda proghead

Dear sonatafanica,

Don't feel too bad.  The same thing happened to me.  I finally found The Incident at FYE.  Just keep lookin'.

Regards,

Phant

Offline sonatafanica

  • cocksucking maniac
  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 4660
  • Gender: Female
  • ☠☠☠☠☠☠jesus take the wheel☠☠☠☠☠☠
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #146 on: September 21, 2009, 09:28:07 PM »
Dear Phant,

I already have the Incident limited edition box set, but I was there today to pick up a copy of Nil Recurring, which they had just last week.  :angry:

Oh well.

love,

sonatafanica

Offline Phantasmatron

  • Peanut Butter Advocate and Jelly Enthusiast
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 3730
  • Gender: Male
  • What the Jenkins?!
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #147 on: September 21, 2009, 09:39:07 PM »
Dear sonatafanica,

www.lasercd.com

All the best wishes,

Phant

Online Chino

  • Be excellent to each other.
  • DT.net Veteran
  • ****
  • Posts: 25281
  • Gender: Male
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #148 on: September 21, 2009, 09:42:54 PM »
Dear Me,

You are awesome.

You got life by the balls.

     Your's truely,
                 yourself

Offline Jamesman42

  • There you'll find me
  • DT.net Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 21704
  • Spiral OUT
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #149 on: September 21, 2009, 09:50:34 PM »
Psh. I spelled it right the first time. And just be glad I wasn't flirting with you  ;)
Dear Sarah,

James flirts with everything. That doesn't count.

Regards,

Rich

Dear Ariich,

I'll pick you up at 9pm for the beach. Bring the flowers and the dead turtle, but this time put it in the black bag in my car's trunk. Don't tell your sister what we are doing. :police:

Yours Only,
Jamesman

Offline blackngold29

  • Posts: 1556
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #150 on: September 21, 2009, 10:15:10 PM »
Dear teacher,

Why are all of your questions trick-questions? I know that true-false are generally the easiest format of test question, but that doesn't mean every single one has to be false because you change one word. Especially when you quote the book word for word and then change the last word in the sentence, but hey that doesn't matter this question is true anyway! You're like 65, stop trying to make up cool questions about podcasts even though you have trouble using your computer in general.

Your pissed off student.

Offline lonestar

  • DTF Executive Chef
  • Official DTF Tour Guide
  • ****
  • Posts: 29690
  • Gender: Male
  • Silly Hatted Knife Chucker
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #151 on: September 21, 2009, 10:31:24 PM »
Dear restaurant patrons,
    If you do not understand an item on the menu, please ask, don't just order it and then make the kitchen cook it again because you were ashamed of your ignorance or were trying to look like you knew what you were doing.  We in the kitchen are usually VERY busy and you slow down the whole process when this happens.
      Sincerely,
           Chef

      P.S. I've cooked for twenty years and have never seen food get spit on in a kitchen, so don't worry, we are professionals.

Offline ariich

  • Roulette Supervillain
  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Posts: 27962
  • Gender: Male
  • sexin' you later
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #152 on: September 22, 2009, 12:51:54 AM »
Psh. I spelled it right the first time. And just be glad I wasn't flirting with you  ;)
Dear Sarah,

James flirts with everything. That doesn't count.

Regards,

Rich

Dear Ariich,

I'll pick you up at 9pm for the beach. Bring the flowers and the dead turtle, but this time put it in the black bag in my car's trunk. Don't tell your sister what we are doing. :police:

Yours Only,
Jamesman
Dear James,

That sounds totally hot.

Yours always,

Rich




Dear Sarah,

See?!

Yours,

Rich

Ariich is a freak, or somehow has more hours in the day than everyone else.
I be am boner inducing.

Offline AcidLameLTE

  • Nae deal pal
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 11134
  • Gender: Male
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #153 on: September 22, 2009, 01:47:56 AM »
Dear money,

Hurry up and get in my bank.

Love,

Harry

Offline Ultimetalhead

  • The Mighty Masturbator
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 7029
  • Gender: Male
  • .ay rof dab s'ti dna...
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #154 on: September 22, 2009, 06:27:29 AM »
Dear Transatlantic,

Hurry up and release The Whirlwind so that I may bathe in its excellence.

Love,
Justin
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?
LOOK AT THIS AWESOME SHIT AHHHHHH

Offline Dark Master Of Sin

  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 1169
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #155 on: September 22, 2009, 06:40:28 AM »
Dear Cole,
Why?

DTF
the story of his posting, isn't it?
gone

Offline True Death of Life

  • The hair, the legend
  • Posts: 667
  • Gender: Female
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #156 on: September 22, 2009, 07:08:52 AM »
Dear Sarah,

Wash your hands.

Love,
Andrew

Um..

*snip*

Dear Sarah,

See?!

Yours,

Rich



Dear Rich,


 :omg:




...



Sarah

Offline Serpentor

  • I am faster than 80% of all snakes
  • DT.net Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 2199
  • Gender: Male
  • I don't want a large Farva, I want a liter of cola
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #157 on: September 23, 2009, 07:03:22 AM »
Dear Neighbor,

you are a complete asshole whom nobody likes.  It's easy to discern why you have no friends and no visitors to your house.  Thank you for ignoring me and my family for the last 4 years.  Hopefully when we move in a year or so, I will never have to see your dumb face again.

Sincerely,

me


P.S.  FYI that when it rains, you do not need to water your lawn at the same time and also tell your idiot 21 yr old son that he doesn;t need to warm his car for 10 minutes when it's 50 degrees outside
Dear Santa,
Please kill Icy for Christmas.

Love,

Everyone

Offline Neon

  • DT.net Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 1039
  • Gender: Female
  • Beware the Jabberwock, my son...
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #158 on: September 25, 2009, 09:19:13 PM »
Dear Neighbor (the same neighbor the original post was aimed at)

Thank you SO MUCH for moving out this weekend. 

Thank you.

Love,
Neon
I'd kill myself for you.
I'd kill you for myself.

Offline Jamesman42

  • There you'll find me
  • DT.net Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 21704
  • Spiral OUT
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #159 on: September 25, 2009, 10:51:16 PM »
Psh. I spelled it right the first time. And just be glad I wasn't flirting with you  ;)
Dear Sarah,

James flirts with everything. That doesn't count.

Regards,

Rich

Dear Ariich,

I'll pick you up at 9pm for the beach. Bring the flowers and the dead turtle, but this time put it in the black bag in my car's trunk. Don't tell your sister what we are doing. :police:

Yours Only,
Jamesman
Dear James,

That sounds totally hot.

Yours always,

Rich




Dear Sarah,

See?!

Yours,

Rich

Dear Aiiry Bear,

That was a great night. I still have the gummi bears and the bruise on my "thigh." Our little secret, you know. ;)

Call me! :laugh:

Love,
A Very Confused Jamesman

Offline Genowyn

  • That name's pretty cool, and honestly, I'd like to change mine to it.
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 5288
  • Gender: Male
  • But Hachikuji, I've told you over and over...
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #160 on: September 25, 2009, 10:59:13 PM »
Dear weird friend of my housemate,

Please don't comment on stuff you don't know anything about. No, this show is not out in english, and even if it were I would still watch it in japanese because I'm like that. Go back to playing Halo, you musclebound neanderthal.

~Genowyn

...my name is Araragi.

Offline True Death of Life

  • The hair, the legend
  • Posts: 667
  • Gender: Female
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #161 on: September 26, 2009, 04:00:37 AM »
James,

WHAT



THE





HELL





...


-Sarah

Offline PlaysLikeMyung

  • Myung Protege Wannabe
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 8179
  • Gender: Male
  • Maurice Moss: Cooler than you
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #162 on: September 26, 2009, 05:35:21 AM »
dear gastroparesis,

i hate you

-plm

Offline AcidLameLTE

  • Nae deal pal
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 11134
  • Gender: Male
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #163 on: September 26, 2009, 05:47:09 AM »
Dear gas powered boiler and piping in my house,

I fucking hate you, with all of my soul.

Yours Sincearly,

A fucking pissed off flat owner

Offline lonestar

  • DTF Executive Chef
  • Official DTF Tour Guide
  • ****
  • Posts: 29690
  • Gender: Male
  • Silly Hatted Knife Chucker
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #164 on: September 26, 2009, 05:55:18 AM »
Dear Acid...
Wow, that bad, WTF's going on...
Sincerely,
          Lonestar

Offline AcidLameLTE

  • Nae deal pal
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 11134
  • Gender: Male
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #165 on: September 26, 2009, 06:00:23 AM »

Offline Jamesman42

  • There you'll find me
  • DT.net Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 21704
  • Spiral OUT
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #166 on: May 09, 2011, 07:59:17 AM »
I accidentally stumbled upon this thread while searching for something else.

I mean



Dear DTF,

I just stumbled upon this thread looking for a thread on Heroes. Many lulz were had.

Yours never and not right now,

Jamesman

Offline Sir GuitarCozmo

  • Official Forum Sous Chef and broler5
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 13979
  • Gender: Male
  • Kelly Clarkson BEEFS
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #167 on: May 09, 2011, 08:13:58 AM »
While we're at it:

Dear beer:

I :heart you.

Yours forever,

Coz

Offline lonestar

  • DTF Executive Chef
  • Official DTF Tour Guide
  • ****
  • Posts: 29690
  • Gender: Male
  • Silly Hatted Knife Chucker
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #168 on: May 09, 2011, 02:49:48 PM »
Dear beer,

I'll be dry humping you in 8 hours.

All my love,
          Lonestar

Offline Gadough

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 8842
  • Gender: Male
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #169 on: May 09, 2011, 02:52:35 PM »
Dear Darla,

I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes!

Love,
Alfalfa.
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

Offline Jamesman42

  • There you'll find me
  • DT.net Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 21704
  • Spiral OUT
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #170 on: May 09, 2011, 02:55:26 PM »
*nostalgias all over Gadough's feet*

Offline dethklok09

  • Mike
  • Posts: 1410
  • Gender: Male
  • Great band
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #171 on: May 09, 2011, 02:55:37 PM »
Dear ostriches,

Why are there so many of you? The brochure said there would only be a few ostriches. This is a terrible vacation

Love,
Clairvoyantcat2

Offline lonestar

  • DTF Executive Chef
  • Official DTF Tour Guide
  • ****
  • Posts: 29690
  • Gender: Male
  • Silly Hatted Knife Chucker
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #172 on: May 09, 2011, 05:15:54 PM »
Dear Darla,

I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes!

Love,
Alfalfa.
:rollin

Offline TempusVox

  • Descendant of Primus
  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Posts: 5503
  • Gender: Male
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #173 on: May 09, 2011, 08:23:10 PM »
Mr. Albert H Meyer, President
American Seating Company
901 Broadway
Grand Rapids, Michigan 49504

Dear Mr. Meyer,

I had a seating question and was referred to you because I understand you manufacture stadium and arena seating. My question:

When entering or exiting a seat in a stadium which is the proper side to face the person sitting down? Rear to them or crotch to them?

I am always at a quandry when this comes up. To hence: last week at a sporting event I had to leave my seat to get up. There were a row of people- ALL FROM THE SAME FAMILY- that were sitting down the row. I exited my seat, stood up, and faced away from this family.Then I moved down the row realizing that my buttocks were not two inches from this guys entire family. I had shown a whole family my rear end! But then again, had I turned around and moved down the aisle THAT WAY - would that not have been worse? Stadium seating is the only situation in life where you can show whole rows of people your butt or your crotch and it's all perfectly acceptable.

Can something be done about this seating? Should the rows be changed? I suggest a single row straight up to the top. You walk into the stadium and simply find your seat number and go up until you get to it.

Question: Is there a gracious way to exit? Thank you Sir, for your response.

 :biggrin:
You don't HAVE a soul.You ARE a soul.You HAVE a body.
"I came here to drink milk and kick ass; and I just finished my milk."

Offline MetalJunkie

  • EZBoard Elder
  • *****
  • Posts: 6970
  • Gender: Male
Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #174 on: May 09, 2011, 08:23:16 PM »
Dear Dr. Brown,

On the night that I go back on time at 1:30 am you will be shot by terrorists. Please take whatever precautions are necessary to prevent this terrible disaster.

Your friend,
Marty
Listen! Do you smell something?