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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #140 on: December 28, 2009, 05:14:52 PM »
if you dont understand the comic at first, surely just one look at the "your mom" bit would explain it sufficiently :p
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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #141 on: December 28, 2009, 10:47:16 PM »
Oh also, each comic gets it's own thread on the forums with an explanation.

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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #142 on: December 29, 2009, 10:11:38 AM »
and if you hover ur mouse over the image you get a little extra info/laugh

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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #143 on: December 29, 2009, 11:17:37 PM »


 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #144 on: December 30, 2009, 12:33:20 PM »
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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #145 on: December 31, 2009, 02:29:15 AM »
Having to look this up on Wikipedia only made it 10 times funnier.  :rollin :rollin :rollin
Surely one day they'll work out it would be simpler and far more legal just to suckle on each others' teats in a kind of wonderful 69 of eternal calcium goodness.

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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #146 on: December 31, 2009, 04:37:54 AM »
"Force-choking the chicken."

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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #147 on: January 03, 2010, 11:42:21 PM »
So true.

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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #148 on: January 04, 2010, 09:42:44 AM »
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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #149 on: January 04, 2010, 09:59:10 AM »
Aha. I know way too many of them. It's well irritating. Nail on the head!

I can think of one here on DTF! No names of course. Lovely chap but it's like "congrats. now calm down."

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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #150 on: January 04, 2010, 10:14:34 AM »

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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #151 on: January 04, 2010, 10:17:51 AM »

This one is the best them  :rollin
(someone probably posted it already)

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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #152 on: January 04, 2010, 11:10:26 AM »
So true.



I had no idea I was allowed to stab my stupid suitemate...this changes everything.

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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #153 on: January 05, 2010, 10:14:31 PM »


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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #154 on: January 05, 2010, 10:16:19 PM »


 :rollin

I was just looking for this thread to post that. So awesome.  :lol
Cole: "Ow I just got hit in the balls"
Me: "How?"
Cole: "Well you know when you try to scratch your balls, and you scratch too hard?
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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #155 on: January 06, 2010, 02:38:24 AM »
The hover text cites this article:

https://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8439000.stm
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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #156 on: January 06, 2010, 06:44:04 AM »
Didn't Peter Gabriel already find this out??

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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #157 on: January 06, 2010, 07:51:12 AM »
The hover text cites this article:

https://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8439000.stm

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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #158 on: January 06, 2010, 11:09:44 AM »
The hover text cites this article:

https://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8439000.stm
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But sexologist Beverley Whipple, who helped popularise the G-spot idea, said the work was "flawed".
Like I'm going to trust someone who refers to themselves as a "sexologist".

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« Reply #159 on: January 06, 2010, 11:12:10 AM »
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But sexologist Beverley Whipple, who helped popularise the G-spot idea, said the work was "flawed".
Like I'm going to trust someone who refers to themselves as a "sexologist".

Or with a name like "Beverley Whipple" for that matter...

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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #160 on: January 06, 2010, 11:25:43 AM »
:lol

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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #161 on: January 06, 2010, 02:24:50 PM »
Didn't Peter Gabriel already find this out??

Peter Gabriel didn't have to find it, he's good enough he just knows exactly where it is no matter which woman he conquers.

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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #162 on: January 12, 2010, 03:34:02 AM »


 :lol

The units actually cancel, though numerically it's more fuzzy.
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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #163 on: January 12, 2010, 03:54:50 AM »
I understand the joke but I wish I understood the math behind it.
Cole: "Ow I just got hit in the balls"
Me: "How?"
Cole: "Well you know when you try to scratch your balls, and you scratch too hard?
I'll admit sometimes I want to listen to Dragonforce.

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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #164 on: January 12, 2010, 06:13:28 AM »


 :lol

The units actually cancel, though numerically it's more fuzzy.

I think it comes to around 3.28, hence "within experimental error".

I nearly showered my keyboard with coffee when I read that one.
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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #165 on: January 12, 2010, 06:36:47 AM »
*snip*

 :lol

The units actually cancel, though numerically it's more fuzzy.
Haha, I assumed it worked out numerically, but never thought to check the units.  That's amazing.

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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #166 on: January 12, 2010, 07:05:26 AM »
THEN ENGLAND WILL DRIFT OUT TO SEA

I simply must find a way of incorporating that phrase into my everyday speech patterns  :lol

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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #167 on: January 12, 2010, 09:40:59 AM »
I've got to show this to my thermo professor.

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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #168 on: January 12, 2010, 11:06:54 AM »
Hilarious :lol

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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #169 on: January 12, 2010, 11:26:21 AM »

 :lol

The units actually cancel, though numerically it's more fuzzy.

I think it comes to around 3.28, hence "within experimental error".

I nearly showered my keyboard with coffee when I read that one.

I think it depends on what value you use for the pressure at the earth's core, because when I calculated it out I got 3.6 something, which really isn't within any kind of experimental error.
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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #170 on: January 12, 2010, 10:13:04 PM »

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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #171 on: January 13, 2010, 07:25:42 AM »
Escher would be proud.

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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #172 on: January 13, 2010, 10:38:00 AM »
At this rate, this thread will be updated every MWF.

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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #173 on: January 13, 2010, 10:44:09 AM »
Yea, I mean we dont need to emulate xkcd.com in this thread.

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Re: XKCD thread
« Reply #174 on: January 13, 2010, 02:35:01 PM »
But every comic is so good!