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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #35 on: November 23, 2018, 02:33:54 PM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
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« Reply #37 on: November 23, 2018, 04:41:18 PM »
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« Reply #38 on: November 24, 2018, 05:15:58 AM »
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« Reply #39 on: November 24, 2018, 06:43:53 AM »
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #40 on: November 24, 2018, 07:38:44 AM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #41 on: November 24, 2018, 09:35:50 AM »
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« Reply #42 on: November 24, 2018, 03:19:37 PM »
Best one yet!   :rollin :rollin
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #43 on: November 24, 2018, 05:00:37 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on November 23, 2018, 02:33:54 PM
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on November 23, 2018, 02:07:00 PM
Quote from: kingshmegland on November 23, 2018, 01:19:38 PM
I went a different route. :lol


Wow

Should have put Stupid "*&^%$^&" bitches?   :lol

MS paint should have a spell checker. Hidden Bitches Lair, King. Hidden!
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #44 on: November 24, 2018, 06:19:09 PM »
 :lol


DAMMIT!


Hef missed it too.  He was too shocked. Lol
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #45 on: November 26, 2018, 01:33:40 AM »




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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #46 on: November 26, 2018, 10:04:59 AM »
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #47 on: November 26, 2018, 10:47:42 AM »
Probably need to click this to get the full size.

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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #48 on: November 26, 2018, 10:56:51 AM »
Quote from: krands85 on November 26, 2018, 10:47:42 AM
Probably need to click this to get the full size.
This reminded me of South Park. :) (The "Minorities" episode.)
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #49 on: November 26, 2018, 11:03:17 AM »
Quote from: Sebastián Pratesi on November 26, 2018, 10:56:51 AM
Quote from: krands85 on November 26, 2018, 10:47:42 AM
Probably need to click this to get the full size.
This reminded me of South Park. :) (The "Minorities" episode.)

Is that the episode when everybody peed on the pool and some scientists came to analyze the PH, and there was no H, only P(ee)? :rollin
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Quote from: Podaar on November 09, 2017, 03:45:23 PM
It sounds like, "ruk, ruk, ruk, ruk, ruk." Instead of the more pleasing kick drum sound of, "gzarruk, gzarruk, gzarruk, gzarruk."

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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #50 on: November 26, 2018, 02:47:07 PM »
« Last Edit: November 26, 2018, 03:23:08 PM by TheSilentHam »
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #51 on: November 26, 2018, 02:50:04 PM »
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Quote from: Podaar on November 09, 2017, 03:45:23 PM
It sounds like, "ruk, ruk, ruk, ruk, ruk." Instead of the more pleasing kick drum sound of, "gzarruk, gzarruk, gzarruk, gzarruk."

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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #52 on: November 26, 2018, 02:57:31 PM »
Last one best one
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #53 on: November 26, 2018, 03:07:56 PM »
Wow man...just glorious...
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #54 on: November 26, 2018, 07:16:54 PM »
Quote from: gzarruk on November 26, 2018, 11:03:17 AM
Is that the episode when everybody peed on the pool and some scientists came to analyze the PH, and there was no H, only P(ee)? :rollin
Sí, señor.  :)

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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #55 on: November 26, 2018, 08:37:05 PM »



« Last Edit: November 27, 2018, 12:50:42 AM by IDontNotDoThings »
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #56 on: November 26, 2018, 09:04:02 PM »
Also the OP is updated with a higher quality source image, since it got annoying to have random white pixels whenever I tried to drag anything with the transparent selection on paint.  :facepalm:
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #57 on: November 27, 2018, 04:13:39 AM »
gotta go fast

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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #58 on: November 27, 2018, 08:54:06 AM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on November 24, 2018, 06:19:09 PM
:lol


DAMMIT!


Hef missed it too.  He was too shocked. Lol
I didn't miss it.  I just can't comment on EVERY misspelling you throw out.  That would be exhausting.   :biggrin:
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #59 on: November 27, 2018, 01:39:13 PM »
Quote from: IDontNotDoThings on November 27, 2018, 04:13:39 AM
gotta go fast



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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #60 on: November 28, 2018, 05:20:08 AM »
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on November 27, 2018, 08:54:06 AM
Quote from: kingshmegland on November 24, 2018, 06:19:09 PM
:lol


DAMMIT!


Hef missed it too.  He was too shocked. Lol
I didn't miss it.  I just can't comment on EVERY misspelling you throw out.  That would be exhausting.   :biggrin:

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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #61 on: November 28, 2018, 10:36:01 AM »


My little contribution :P
« Last Edit: November 29, 2018, 08:43:43 AM by BeatriceNB »
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« Reply #62 on: November 28, 2018, 10:40:26 AM »
Quote from: BeatriceNB on November 28, 2018, 10:36:01 AM


My little contribution :P

Fellow Haken fans will definitely get a laugh out of this :lol
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Quote from: Podaar on November 09, 2017, 03:45:23 PM
It sounds like, "ruk, ruk, ruk, ruk, ruk." Instead of the more pleasing kick drum sound of, "gzarruk, gzarruk, gzarruk, gzarruk."

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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #63 on: November 28, 2018, 10:40:45 AM »
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #64 on: November 28, 2018, 10:44:55 AM »
How do I change the image size, btw?  ???
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #65 on: November 28, 2018, 11:12:26 AM »
Haken  :heart
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
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« Reply #67 on: November 28, 2018, 11:43:40 PM »
Quote from: BeatriceNB on November 28, 2018, 10:44:55 AM
How do I change the image size, btw?  ???

{img width=(number)}image link{/img}

or

{img height=(number)}image link{/img}

with [] instead of {}
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #68 on: November 29, 2018, 06:25:59 AM »
Here's my updated masterpiece from The Astonishing release cycle.

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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #69 on: November 29, 2018, 06:28:07 AM »
 :lol :clap:
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